MLM Bot watch 58- where the bizniss 'owners' are their own best customers

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New fred!

Has Yawn been sniffing glue? Playing shop is one thing. Playing offices via webcam is downright deranged. Some would call it a bit of a wanker move. Judge for yourselves.

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I’m running a business activity hour for my team tonight at 8pm

We all log on to a webinar, with cameras on but microphones off & we work on our businesses in peace, it’s like we’re all sat around a big office table quietly working - I’m there to support them if they have any questions !! It’s so amazing as everyone is usually in their pyjamas 🤣🤣🤣

That means I’m free to chat to anyone with questions about my business

If that’s you drop me a message & I can give you a call or we can chat on messenger, why don’t you find out how it works & how I work - we’re a unique team & have a huge success rate - that could be you too !

Speak soon

Yawn calls this a business activity?! Big Bot is watching you!

Yawn sounds increasingly more desperate!

Very desperate! I thought one of the attractions of MLMs was that they’re not like office jobs. Why the hell would anyone log into a webinar, with the volume off, to be on cam to play office? Are they going to pretend to put in orders? Analyse their accounts? This is seriously batshit nuts behaviour!

It’s a thing, not necessarily an MLM thing. I know a couple of people with legit one-person wfh businesses who do this dial in work together thing. Think bookkeepers or translators. It’s to stop procrastination/ loneliness/ give a sense of community.

In their bloody PJ's again as well.

Mycatismadeofstringcheese but the real business owners you mention probably do it through choice and also during normal business hours, not 8pm when they should be spending time with their family or just relaxing.

I missed the 8pm bit. Yes they do it during normal office hours!

Also wearing clothes not PJs. They’re professionals after all!

Real business owners do real business too. They’re not just playing at it. I know a lot of freelancers - none of us log into silent webinars for company!

Why don’t they just all meet up and rent a shared office for half a day a week or something?

Anyway, I came on here wondering if we can discuss ‘business coaches’. The whole ‘sign up under me by paying 5 grand and I’ll teach you how to get people to sign up under you for 5 grand each’ is clearly a pyramid scheme but this has been booming for the last 4 year’s online and doesn’t seem to be covered much.

I have two coaches in particular I used to follow back when I was in MLM and naive and have stayed on their lists out of curiosity and entertainment. No idea how to refer to them on here. They claim to be super successful and rolling in money but I have big suspicions they’re not. Unfortunately neither are in the UK do not on companies house.

Any ideas on how I can cut through the BS and see what’s real?

8pm? That would cut right into my telly watching internet browsing lazing around time. I thought this was the business that gave her SO MUCH time to not have to work. My mistake!

@Mieleabel that reminds me a lot of a pyramid scheme I encountered over 20 years ago. Women empowering women. They were agog that I didn't want to give them 3 grand and were almost offended that I wasn't interested in their 'opportunity'. Coaching seems to be the latest version, sadly.

Hi, I would like to get in on this thread but feel like i probably should have got into it 58 threads ago....can anyone clue me in? I've recently listened to a podcast on MLMs (well, i've listened to 3 episodes of a lil series called The Dream, it's interesting, I recommend it).

Yawns video the gloop didn’t touch her lips. Gembot says she has a big order going in but there was no engagement on her post.Yawn got more engagement for her expensive clean dog 🐕 beds 🛏.Waiting the announcement of a partnership with Mrs Hinch🧼🧽🧴🧺.

Interesting to see that Sleaze has gone from describing coronavirus as a hoax to mask the effects of 5G, through it being a common cold, to now posting advice on how to protect yourself (cut & pasted from the inter webs, some of it patent bollocks). I wonder if he has realised that his dicky ticker makes him highly vulnerable to the more severe form of the disease?

Similarly, considering that lacking a spleen makes him seriously immunocompromised, Broke should be particularly careful. In his shoes I would think twice about travelling at the moment (unless his snake oil also covers him for that).

Trust Sleaze to share that "if you can hold your breath you don't have coronavirus" crap which can be swiftly debunked with a three second google. Excuse my language but he needs a fucking slap 😡

Broke splashing anything, makes me vomit. If only I had cbd to help me

Yawn is sailing veeeeeery close to the wind on her FB with regard to health claims.

She reckons Aloe ‘boosts the immune system’ and ‘keeps nasties away’. Just £1.20 a day to ‘protect your health.’

Aye, right.

I hear FB are coming down hard on those who are spreading fake corona bullshit....

Did you notice Broke’s bed picnic with his girlfriend? Wine, crisps, chocolate and DIAZEPAM?

And she has how many kids? He makes me fucking sick. Absolute piece of shit. And he wonders why his ex won’t let him see the kids?!

I thought the ironing board at the end of the bed was a classy touch.

I found broke ages ago but I can’t remember for the life of me who he is now! Can anyone give me a clue again?

Re the bots going to the Gym, remember people have had their sweaty mitts on equipment and not everyone washes hands after the loo.Think about ATMs and touch screens in food places.
The few bots I have followed I now sense desperation and engagement is low. Silver lining, awaits a boom in cleaning services/jobs

Broke has also decided he's going to stop trying to see his kids and choose to be happy even though it's apparently broken his heart. What a fucking Prince.

He needn’t bother with them now he has others to play Daddy to. That’s at least 5 kids with the twins he’s abandoned.

The way broke and his followers talk about the mother of his children is despicable. I don’t blame her for keeping them away.