MLM Bot watch 58- where the bizniss 'owners' are their own best customers

[GoldenKelpie]

New fred!

Colour it in a nice jizz colour.

Nice little instruction on Twitter from Arbonne HQ via senior Hun to not talk to journalists about “fundraising” for the NHS via product sponsorship and to lie low. Obviously no instruction to stop a possibly lucrative approach, just go under the wire. And to remember that critics of this approach are jealous and uncaring people who don’t want you to succeed. So clearly not just one or two Huns operating off message then Arbonne (as you claimed).

And obviously this wasn’t a public announcement. It was a private message to huns. Disappointing for Arbonne that it’s now sitting under the antiMLMmovement hashtag!

Interesting - this would explain the removal of the FL angels and their links.

Maybe a story is on the horizon

Katie Piper has been endorsing a top Arbonne bot on her Instagram account and promoting a joint live video chat about mindset etc.

I don't suppose Katie has ever looked into where the money the top Arbonne bot throws about has come from, and probably thinks she's just collaborating with an ordinary business owner.

The funniest part was that Katie obviously thought she was doing something benevolent that was going to be free for everyone on Instagram live and directed her followers to head over to the Arbonne bot's page to watch it. But it was a private zoom call for the bot's team.

I can't comment on whether those team members had to pay to view it...

Wow, that Arbonne email!

It's up on r/antimlm and also been shared by The MLM Police on facebook.

Spectacular own goal by that Arbonne hun.

Our local village FB is normally no advertising but have decided to help promote buying local and opened up to local businesses for the duration. Strict proviso must be local businesses.

Within seconds the first advert was Temple Spa - let’s see what else follows?

Messiah has gone into fill on 'Covid-19 is fake & it's all a conspiracy' mode.

Trying to draw his minions further into cultish territory...

*full on

Yawn just wants everyone to know that she is an amazing animal rescuer.
I think I might stand outside and clap for her next Thursday.

I am extremely disappointed to have discovered that an Australian chef, Pete Evans (well-known for promoting low carb/paleo/keto lifestyle which I follow) has hitched his wagon to essential oils MLM do terra and is promoting recipes using them . Can't believe it, I really rated that guy.

Why, when promoting the use of real food and cooking nourishing dishes from scratch does he then say "use xx essential oil" instead of using the actual food (i.e. a highly processed lemon oil rather than raw fresh squeezed lemon juice)? Baffled.

I found out when his fb came up of him promoting the MLM and the thousands of comments which followed; half adoring and excited that he was promoting their MLM and the other half scathing about MLM and ingesting the oils.

I thought that essential oils were not supposed to be ingested??

Hadn’t heard of that chef but a quick look on twitter reveals him to have history in the quack department. Big antivaxxer and pusher of dodgy cures and under investigation by the TGA. Being fined for promoting a “light device” for curing Covid. Looks like MLM snake oil was the logical next move :(.

Yuck, just had an email from what I thought was a respected solicitor friend telling me all about the health and wealth benefits of Kangen water!!

Just when you thought they couldn’t get any lower, Yawn and her minions are jumping on the DV bandwagon.

Cuntish fucking cunting cunts.

What a load of wank. Using DV to shill your shite. If you are in a position to send a message you send it to someone who knows where you are and actually knows you.

Their will be a lot more murders resulting from DV before this is over, it's heartbreaking.

Shaking my head in disbelief.

Surely dialling 999 followed by 55 IN THE FIRST PLACE is the quickest way for a DV victim to contact the police if they cannot talk?

Who would waste precious minutes on the phone talking to a money-grabbing, virtue signalling MLM shill so she can ring the police for them? I cannot believe that Yawn is using domestic violence as yet another potential, sly way to line her pockets.

To be fair, that 'message me about my eyeliner' has been doing the rounds on social media for a few days. Yawn has personalised it to aloe but she hasn't made it up.

I tend to think these things are bollocks in terms of actually working like 'ask for Angela' or 'draw a X on your hand when you go out if you need help' but it's not Yawn's own ill conceived idea

I didn’t think it was Yawn’s idea, but it’s the first time I’ve seen anything like it in this context. It’s obvious that people like Yawn have got an ulterior motive.

Given the comments below the post, the fact she included the correct advice halfway down the post about dialling 999 followed by 55 was clearly an afterthought.

Just looked at the prices of forever stuff
Omg are they high? 4.38 for a 56g chocolate bar thing plus delivery. Wtf

"Or alternatively" there is no alternative to dialling 999 if your life is in imminent danger.

If you think your death at the hands of your partner is imminent, sending a long winded message, including your address, is unlikely to save your life.

If you can't call but have your phone then "call police" or "help me" sent to an actual real friend or family member would be the best thing to do.

Exactly @Whiterangey. These horrible situations can escalate. Continually checking in on someone might be too little too late.

@hunbot It’s the legal loophole that gets the money flowing up the pyramid. Everyone needs to take their cut.
Just like every other business right? FFS.

Sacked had a similar message but you had to message her about her fragrances.

It takes a special kind of level of self importance to think that people who have hidden it for years would suddenly message people that need constant adoration, attention and praise rather than hit 999.

Especially when you have the score keepers like sacked who has said in posts and videos that she has done xyz for whoever she's fallen out with now. It's not a score I want kept and talked about if I do something that chips her ego.