MLM Bot watch 58- where the bizniss 'owners' are their own best customers

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@whiterangey But they do see their products as essential which is the reason they are all out delivering the goods and therefore flouting the rules. I mean they're so deluded that they think they all own an actual business. There's no way to reason with the brainwashed!

Nurse said 'my business is open as it offers essential health and well-being products'

I imagine Yawns villagers gave her a wide berth pre virus 🦠.
Her BFF has dusted off some boxes of gunk (new deliveries bollocks).

Yes interesting and totally predictable to see Castle slip in a mention of how she’s not really worked her business for a couple of years...

Wonder if Yawn will say anything... no cheque for the last 2 years. Two years ago she claimed to have taken a year off to renovate the house and said you can’t expect the big cheques when you’ve not been working the business (which of course she had been)... last year she didn’t even mention a cheque

Yawn supervises the house renovation while her fella does all the shabby chic-ifying. Does that really justify two years off the business when you can supposedly work it in any nooks and crannies of time that you have? She's so full of shit!

Ah yes MLMs are the Schrödinger’s cat of businesses

‘Fit into the nooks and crannies of time’ while simultaneously ‘treat it like a hobby and it will pay like a hobby’

‘Independent business owner’ at the same time as totally dependent on the whims of the actual company owners

This years cheques maybe interesting , but next years 😂
I wonder what excuses they will drum 🥁 up, as we may have a better idea of what the effects to the economy are.

Bots excuse their lack of income by saying it's because they haven't worked their business. I thought that one of the selling points of an MLM is that you can achieve residual income and even pass this on in your will? Surely that's not a lie...

I don't know Castle, flying out and paying the obscene amount of money All American Boy Coach charges for his 'coaching' would tell me you need help with your business and you've been quite desperate to get it to work like it used to.

Looking back on her social media only stupid people would still believe she's not putting in the effort.

So congratulations Castle, half your following you paid for and the other half are stood pushing the pull doors.

The pushing of conspiracy theories won't really help them sell but keeps the numbers up on

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And they think that's what makes them look successful.

Remember half the job in MLM is to sell an idea that you are a success and the gullible will eventually join. The money isn't in the sales you do it's in the recruitment and the sales (personal or not) that they do.

Nurse is making me rofl with her instagram stories.... she takes Yawn’s slides and puts an animated 2002 styleee ‘wow’ on them and posts them, making them look shit

Castle really is in damage limitation mode. Gratuitous amounts of look how amazing my house is and look how much money I have made from this company.

As you say, clearly prepping for the inevitable mini cheque with her excuses already. This will surely have a huge impact on her finances, being bank rolled for another year it seems.

I do not see how her Bots admire her so much, every thing she says appears insincere and contrived.

Conspiracy theories are very much a niche view, you won't gain much from publicising your batshit insane views.

You definitely won't get any new signups but some of your downline will pretend to share the same views in the hope that they will get some love.

The anti vaccine bullshit is considerably more worrying.

Oh hell. Nurse has done a live saying she's 70% of the way to promotion so is 'going to go for it'.

Several times she catches herself and says 'I'm not begging'! God this is going to be awful. She's going to bankroll her own promotion isn't she?

I'm sure nurse actually says, 'there is a 60 day guarantee so you can buy the product, try it, empty it then get your money back'.
Such confidence in the overpriced shite!

Does she not understand how simple she sounds - on my way to a promotion in my own self controlled business. She’s a fool

Sure I read that bots have to pay for refunds under the guarantee anyway. She is so desperate.

Still scratching head how you get promoted in your own business.
Nurse 👩‍⚕️ please stop 🛑 using your son. You love him we get that.

Dora might know for sure but the CCs for refunds are removed from the next month. I'm sure I had someone join my uplines upline and she quit the next month and got her money back. Upline started the next month on -2 ccs and we had shitty messages all month because she wanted us selling to make that 2 back.

I've promoted myself from Mum, to Supreme Being in Charge of Childrearing. Now to get my kids to start calling me that.

I wonder if Nurse has been told by Yawn that the country's current admiration for all things NHS means she has a bigger chance of getting people to sign up.

It wouldn't shock me for Yawn to do that.

Because which child wouldn’t want to colour in an aloe bottle so their mum can upload on social media?! Thanks Forever HQ!