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MLM Bot Watch 36 - Those who think it's ok to tell white lies soon become colourblind

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ReformedBot · 18/02/2018 17:38

36 Lies to reel you in...

  1. They will tell you that you will have time freedom in this business. Two weeks later they will tell you the business won't work unless you do.

When it's a business event they will not accept excuses for you missing it and will set an example by missing their child's first birthday or telling you a story of how they once shit themselves in white trousers on the front row at success day because they were poorly but didn't want to miss it.... You will know quickly that the unspoken rules is 'no excuses on success day's.

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ArbunneHun · 25/02/2018 15:01

Who’s looking forward to the next Messiah Complex live tonight? Can’t wait to see how far his delusions of deity have taken him since Friday...

BangingOn · 25/02/2018 15:03

Do I have to follow him on Facebook to be able to see the Live?

cozietoesie · 25/02/2018 15:30

.... No one in their right mind would be getting involved in a declining company, in an increasingly corrupt industry....surely?....

I doubt that that's how it's presented, Dora, even if it's true. Sad

BSintolerant · 25/02/2018 16:20

I wonder if the top bots ever stop to consider exactly where the money is coming from?

Do they give their downlines any real consideration? How many of their team members have got into debt or thrown good money after bad to fund said top bots' 'successful' lifestyles in the vain hope that one day they'll be at the top of the pyramid?

How can anyone describe the top bots as successful when their so-called success is built on the debts and struggles of people below them who don't stand a hope in hell's chance of living the mlm dream?

The whole mlm set up is built on dirty money. It will end badly.

Spongebobette · 25/02/2018 17:09

@Doratheexplorer at one point they had the top THIRTY on stage, one by one, and the ‘audience had to whoop and cheer. They were pressed up against the stage which made it look like a huge crowd but the person filming it was very carefully framing the shots so as not to look beyond that.

Someone said 1500 were there. Far fewer than the huge events of a couple of years ago

HipHipHippo · 25/02/2018 17:12

@fitgirl26 it was Forever Living crap...

user1479228519 · 25/02/2018 18:01

So now it seems the Forever Living brigade are using ‘The Greatest Showman’ songs for motivation inspiration....

No!!! They’ve gone too far this time! Please do not ruin this amazing film with your motivational bull s**t... argghhhhhhhhgg!!

Lots of success posts this weekend. Looked like lots of fun whooping and cheering. I just don’t get it!

DoraExplorer99 · 25/02/2018 18:05

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BangingOn · 25/02/2018 18:23

I’ve just watched my first Facebook Live video (I’m so with it Grin). MillionDollarChequeBot (have I got that right?) now thinks he’s Rosa Parks. Apparently he’s been persecuted, raped and pillaged.

I know it’s been said before, but what on earth is that accent? He starts off Essex boy and then goes all South African.

It’s one of the most disturbing and yet compelling things I’ve ever watched.

MotherFeeder · 25/02/2018 18:49

I hadn't realised Herbalife was an MLM. Anyone know the score with Amway?
I used to live with someone who sold it (not very well) and the cleaning products are good (I think)

Thanks for explaining Vida and Crypto. I do laugh when I see people flogging slimming teas and coffees like it's really going to make a difference

cozietoesie · 25/02/2018 19:17

Amway also. Grin

ArbunneHun · 25/02/2018 19:31

Wow. That was quite the live. He is persecuted, and like all persecuted, oppressed people, he will rise up and lead a glorious MLM revolution! He is the Martin Luther King of pyramid schemes! The Che Guevara of Shit-yourself Tea! The George Washington of non-compliant products!

Racmactac · 25/02/2018 19:33

Went out last night with some friends and there were 2 of them doing younique. How I kept my mouth shut I don't know but they did nothing but talk about it, how wonderful it is. The one was constantly on fb posting her drivel.

The one of these women is highly educated and I just can't understand it.

They were talking about going to Spain with all the Y ladies and they had booked a house etc.

I will certainly be giving both of them a wide berth in the future

Whiterangey · 25/02/2018 19:34

I'm going to talk about my cat.

My cat was bought as a cute ickle cuddly kitten by a now ex-neighbour. She had two dogs and decided to get a cute ickle kitten because they are cute and small and cuddly. The dogs were well trained but she never liked the dogs, she was scared of them, they would do dog type things, like bark, and jump around and other canine activities that come naturally to dogs. Then a third dog was added to the mix. My cat spent most of her time outside away from the dogs.

She ended up being too nervous to go inside to eat so another neighbour would leave food in a safe sheltered part outside of her house so our cat could have food and shelter.

Neighbour then got another kitten, same thing happened again.. They moved and left my cat behind. She suffers from a couple of health conditions, chances of her being adopted if taken to a shelter are virtually nil.

She really is the best cat and we are very lucky to have her, she has a few personality quirks which can be attributed to her previous experiences.

My children desperately want us to get a kitten, as do I. However, it's not about us, it's about what is best for the cat we already have and she needs to be the only animal in the house, so that is how it's going to be. We have a lot of love to give more animals, but our cat comes first and always will.

Rescue centres have dealt with many cats coming in because they don't get on with dogs either already in the house or who are brought into the house, hence why they are so careful not to adopt out to homes where there is a chance the cat will be coming back to them.

It's not about you, it's all about the animal and what is best for them.

ArbunneHun · 25/02/2018 19:37

Ah, @Whiterangey: is your cat story a response to a complaint from a bot about wanting to get a kitten & being refused by the rescues because she has 2 dogs, perhaps..?

Whiterangey · 25/02/2018 19:45

It might be, it might not be, but it might be..

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 25/02/2018 19:47

God I get so wound up by the way these bots want and expect instant gratification.

It's like they wake up and decide they want, for example, a unicorn that shits rainbows so post on facebook about how they' want one. Before you know it they've visited rainbow shitting unicorn shops/breeders/farm and by the end of the same day they've got one.

Whiterangey · 25/02/2018 20:14

Exactly. If you really think a kitten will fit into your home then why not wait until you find a match. It will be kitten season soon. Instant gratification for an animal which could be with you for the next 16-20 years if you are lucky is stupid. You need to at least think it through.

Just because the animals you already have are awesome, it doesn't mean that a different species will fit in and be happy, and the animals need to come first. Otherwise you may find you are just getting a kitten and then needing to rehome it just when it's past the desirable stage and then a shelter will have more trouble finding a home for it.

SSDGM · 25/02/2018 20:24

Christ on a bike! It’s the MLM messiah!!!

fitgirl26 · 25/02/2018 20:33

Jeez - I need to watch the Live but husband is getting a bit fed up of my joint obsessions which are MLM and taking down racists on the Cadbury Facebook page. We've only been married 8 months so I'm not keen on the idea of divorce Blush

BangingOn · 25/02/2018 20:48

His inbox is full of CEOs apparently. I guess he is appealing to other MLMs if he’s bringing his army of blindly devoted downlines with him, his lack of morals is an advantage in that industry.

Whiterangey · 25/02/2018 20:52

@fitgirl26 Racists on the Cadbury page?

entrepeneur · 25/02/2018 20:55

@fitgirl26 I have to hide my MLM obsession although my daughter caught me watching a Live and said "not bloody MLM again!"

On another note, when is the Ariix product launch, huns? Eeeeeeeeking myself silly with anticipation!

Whiterangey · 25/02/2018 21:00

EEK! It seems they made the announcement! I'm so excited I can barely type, it's totally new, it's nothing i've ever seen before! I'm going to have to say goodbye to you all as i've just decided to become a bot with Ariiiiiiiiiiiiix!

They have partnered with an offline travel quoting company.

Groundbreaking.

DoraExplorer99 · 25/02/2018 21:01

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