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MLM Bot Watch 36 - Those who think it's ok to tell white lies soon become colourblind

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ReformedBot · 18/02/2018 17:38

36 Lies to reel you in...

  1. They will tell you that you will have time freedom in this business. Two weeks later they will tell you the business won't work unless you do.

When it's a business event they will not accept excuses for you missing it and will set an example by missing their child's first birthday or telling you a story of how they once shit themselves in white trousers on the front row at success day because they were poorly but didn't want to miss it.... You will know quickly that the unspoken rules is 'no excuses on success day's.

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BSintolerant · 11/03/2018 00:56

Was he speaking in tongues?

entrepeneur · 11/03/2018 07:38

Messiah wrote some incredibly patronising thing about his girlfriend. When life is challenging and he is suffering business woes, he just looks at her staring at the cat and saying "he's soooo cute" and everything is right in the world again.

BangingOn · 11/03/2018 07:43

I saw that. He’s such a twat.

Bovneydazzlers · 11/03/2018 07:54

I see Uber bot chose to drive 6 hours to attend a sparsely attended product launch. Even at the top, it must get so, so boring.

BSintolerant · 11/03/2018 09:13

What is more boring: giving up your precious time to go on a six-hour journey to help someone achieve the grand total of bugger all and jack shit, or watching someone staring at a pussy? It's the million dollar / six figure question isn't it?

DoraExplorer99 · 11/03/2018 09:38

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SSDGM · 11/03/2018 15:51

Chief Milliondollarchequebot disciple has gone to Acti-Labs while she waits for this new MLM of his to appear. She is already smashing it!!

BSintolerant · 11/03/2018 22:44

Side Hustle school podcast on all that is wrong with network marketing:

sidehustleschool.com/episode/435/#

entrepeneur · 12/03/2018 20:38

Brokebot's displaying something of a Messiah complex these days too - he must be hoping for some MillionDollar action with his new travel company that is taking the U.K. by storm (apparently)

Sean1984 · 12/03/2018 20:55

Broke had his own little meme the other day,since deleted,something along the lines of dont take advise from broke people ,only rich. Hope the irony wasnt lost on him , a person who couldnt pay his rent some months ago for a bedsit!! These people are like an irritating rash that wont goaway

SSDGM · 12/03/2018 20:56

Friend and former colleague of mine who is a personal travel agent backed by a very reputable company has just posted this on Facebook... It’s a massive disaster waiting to happen.

MLM Bot Watch 36 - Those who think it's ok to tell white lies soon become colourblind
BSintolerant · 12/03/2018 21:02

Good grief. Don't book a holiday to Abu Dhabi with these clowns. You'll end up in Aberdovey.

user1479228519 · 12/03/2018 22:08

Went to Crufts yesterday... what do I see.. a Forever Living stand!
Must have cost them a fortune... needless to say they were not inundated with internet. I’m not sure that show champion owners will want to give their dogs gloop....
Also they had c9’s out... hardly the time of place to flog those! Made me chuckle though

user1479228519 · 12/03/2018 22:09

Interest not internet!

SSDGM · 13/03/2018 09:41

@ArbunneHun after lengthy conversations with both Inteletravel and Evolution “agents” my professional opinion is still that neither company has got a fucking clue and it’s massuveky a pyramid scheme that will, like all others, drop you massively in the shit if you fuck something up.

The word ATOL is like Kyrptonite to the Evolution lot. They avoid it like the plague.

Regarding ABTA, the top of the pyramid is coming to the UK soon as he has to arrange it “in person”. What an utter bag of shit.

sparkleyes · 13/03/2018 11:00

I'm currently off sick so have gone down a wormhole of bots! Looks like it's all been kicking off on the murky world of mushroom coffee.

Nakedavenger74 · 13/03/2018 11:07

I'm desperate to know what happened to sleaze! Regular 2 to 3 posts a day about whatever crypto bullshit they are peddling or some horrible pic from Dubai and he's posted nothing since early feb. Only posts are wig or other hangers on tagging him...

sparkleyes · 13/03/2018 11:37

Some coffee bits have been calling him a massive scammer hmmm no surprise there.

How people fall for this shite I do not know

ArbunneHun · 13/03/2018 11:45

Whither Sleaze? Why so quiet, our Crypto King? Are you under investigation? Are you hiding from creditors?

Such a man of mystery!

Twentytwentyhindsight · 13/03/2018 13:55

I think he has slithered under his other half’s hairpiece, and is lurking there waiting for irate victims of one of his Ponzi schemes calm down.

Whiterangey · 13/03/2018 14:16

Sleaze has posted replies to comments and liked posts so he is crawling out from under his rock occasionally.

Whiterangey · 13/03/2018 14:18

@SSDGM How does the comp plan work for the travel agents?

It's obviously not bots buying their own holidays for the commision and points, is there a monthly fee or something like that?

Twentytwentyhindsight · 13/03/2018 14:22

Has Yawn just made what looks like illegal income claims in a ‘recruitment’ post?
(They have been screen grabbed, in case she changes her mind, as I know she likes to lurk here to keep an eye on the negferrets...)

SSDGM · 13/03/2018 14:25

With theses MLMs They get to keep 80% (ish) of the margin on each booking, plus they have to pay a £50-£60 fee each month, but recruit enough people who remain active and that monthly fee is waived.

80% May sound a lot, but when average commissions before discounts are 10% (and any discount has to come out of that) for every £1000 you’re only making £80 before expenses. They would have to grow a client base very quickly to start earning any sort of wage.

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny · 13/03/2018 14:43

Twentytwentyhindsight I just came on here to ask exactly the same thing . I think Yawnbot is on dodgy ground with that post.