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Thread 34 may be no more;
Thread 35 is quite alive.

Let's make sure it stays that way.

This thread is here to expose the garageful of lies pedalled by multi level marketing (network marketing) schemes, i.e outrageous health claims, unlimited wealth and residual earnings, to name but a few.

#sackthebot

I'll put you all to shame with my camel.

The Ariiiiix thing has to be a utility - broadband or phone????

I reckon it’s a travel thing

I'll have to have a stable built to shield the poor thing from the Welsh cold!

Ariix:

It's going to be a complete anti climax, isn't it? A bit like Dirty Den returning from the dead again.

I was thinking utility too, or something else internettey: a live streaming platform....I dont know.

acat 😂

In between erecting a stable for my beast in Wales we can pick enough daffodils to hide a gun.

It's obvious what the Ariiiiiix new product is..

It's oxygen.

They have somehow come up with a dastardly plan to steal the worlds oxygen and will then sell it back to us via MLM. This is being planned at their headquarters on an island somewhere.

All that stand between Ariiiix and world domination is a team of ford focus driving anti-MLM women led by Danniiii.

Adele will be singing the theme tune.

You could have it aaaaaaaaaaalllllll
Recruiting in Ariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix
We have something amazing to launch
But won't tell you, we won't tell you, tell you what it iiiiiis

OMG is it Parslaii infused Oxygen Whiterangey?!?!

No. Timeless Vie brought out Parslaii infused Oxygen in 2016 under the name O2P. It cured everything that has ever needed to be cured and if it didn't it was your fault. Then some jealous haters informed Trading Standards.

I for one completely believe the Ariiiiix ‘It’s coming!’ hype. Pretty sure that this new ‘service’ will change the world. After all, are they not #DisruptiveByDesign?

On the other hand, a certain (bitter?) now-terminated Ariiiiiiiix leader is implying that she knows what it is (does sound like a travel service), that it’s a massive anti-climax and a distraction from the fact that they’re about to impose a 30% price increase on their already stupidly uncompetitive products, thus rendering them affectively unsaleable.

But that would just be idle speculation and bad for my mindset huns, so I’m letting go of all that negativity....

Arixxx did this same thing before where they hyped up the DBDMovement so that all the bots got into a right lather about it and then the day arrived and they left us bugger all clue as to what they were getting all frothed up about.

A travel agency is really nothing to get excited about at all. Just go online and find some great deals instead of being forced to buy package holidays to five destinations, none of which will be ABTA or ATOL protected.

I do enjoy watching these build-ups...

‘PROJECT 44 IS COMING & IT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD!’

‘Watch us or join us! Exciting new product launches in 3 days!’

‘I’m sat here crying - I can’t believe how generous these changes to the comp plan are! 5 days to go!’

And then it all fizzles sadly out until the hype starts over the next big thing.

Ariiiiix... maybe some kind of ‘quidco’ discoubt type thing?

These build-ups that fizzle out and we never hear the result can also be seen being used by bots, not in relation to a business development as such but more in an attention grabbing "OMG I've just had the best news ever!!!" "Eeeeek!! So excited. Can't believe it" sort of way.

Funny how that whatever it was that was amazing enough to make them post in the first place is never amazing enough to tell us about

The hype isn't for us, it's for their customers who are the consultants.

"People worldwide use & love it EVERY day" 😁
"Once you've used it, you can never go back to life before it"

So i'm already using it and can't go back to life before it. So it's not something new.

"Your Ariix business will immediately be the envy of the industry because of it" 😝

"You'll see everyone who has ever been part of Ariix before, want to come back and use it" 👀

Why? Everyone is already using it so they must already be getting it from somewhere. The Ariix version will be much more expensive as everyone needs to take a cut of the profits so nobody will change brands.

Their hype posts never make any sense. It's just to hype up their downlines into getting excited. The only people who see their statuses are their downline bots. I'm sure that any other family and friends have unfollowed them months ago.

It just proves that you are a customer not a "business owner". Even if you were a franchisee you would be involved in implimenting changes BEFORE theyre advertised to the general public.

You are never asked for feedback or input (the "what would you like to see us release next?" posts dont care about your answer, they just want you to help make their page go viral because by replying youre spreading it around facebook). Youre never involved in planning the release.

You find out when the customers do because THATS ALL YOU ARE!!!

Going to mention my daughter’s ex gymnastics club again. The head coach and her mates/new bots saying Herbashite products are reason girls are learning new bloody skills. Raging again!

11 year olds need proper nutritional food not fucking shite supplements

whiterangey O2P

Did it cure water-related complaints and all things lavatorial?

2P, or not 2P? That is the question?

I P, therefore I am (taking the P).

It turned your pee green which is actually healthier for you because trees are green and they are good so green pee is good.

It also helped with detoxing and weight loss. Nothing says empowering women more than fatshaming them and pretending that their livers don't exist. The only way to get rid of that glass of Prosecco and slice of cake they ate was H2P, or the toxins from it just live somewhere in the body doing something horribly bad. Something horrendous, like selling bullshit MLM opportunities to vulnerable women.

Has anyone heard of doTerra an essential oils company?

Yes, created by some people who left Young Living (another Essential Oil MLM). Not rated by aromatherapists.

^ Did you know doTERRA has created its own certification system for its essential oils? Why does it matter? Well, they have managed to trademark the term "CPTG Certified Pure Therapeutic Grade®." So, not only can no other company or aromatherapy professional use this term, it actually confuses the industry-accepted terminology for how essential oils are evaluated, labeled, and marketed. Are we to assume that "CPTG Certified Pure Therapeutic Grade®" essential oils are superior to organic, sustainable sourced essential oils produced and distributed by boutique distilleries or oils that come with an independent lab report showing the constituent profile and pesticide level if any, or even oils that have nationally and internationally accepted certification such as USDA Organic or NOP Organic?^

That has all come from this link.

Long time lurker here- hello!

This popped up on my Facebook newsfeed this morning. Promoting Cryptocurrency basically. It appears that many positive comments have been posted in clumsy English. It's been styled to look like BBC news so if you were reading in a rush or not paying attention you might think it is credible. I think if you post a sponsored ad on FB you can delete comments that the public make, too. Worrying!

104.206.242.3/The-Government-Of-Britain-Is-Shaken-By-The-Discovery-of-NEW-Underground-Banking-System-M/#forward