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MLM Bot Watch 35 how to lose friends and alienate people with Younique Forever Living Juice Plus Arbonne Crypto currency and tea and coffee MLM cults

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BSintolerant · 19/01/2018 19:04

Thread 34 may be no more;
Thread 35 is quite alive.

Let's make sure it stays that way.

This thread is here to expose the garageful of lies pedalled by multi level marketing (network marketing) schemes, i.e outrageous health claims, unlimited wealth and residual earnings, to name but a few.

#sackthebot

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lastnamefirstfirstnamelast · 16/02/2018 12:13

Ah yes i've seen it i the DM too!

lastnamefirstfirstnamelast · 16/02/2018 12:17

i've left a comment on there re; someone else living there and renting it out

WellThatsATurnipForTheBooks · 16/02/2018 12:37

haha you lot are quick Grin

ArbunneHun · 16/02/2018 13:02

Ah, the LEGENDARY FLP castle! Those were the (lying lifestyle claim) days...

BSintolerant · 16/02/2018 13:16

Where is that infamous video where castlebot's brother claimed Forever Living enabled his sister to buy that so-called castle? Fibbing little bugger!

If only his pants would catch fire. It'd take a whole lot of aloe gelly to ease his burning buns.

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acatcalledjohn · 16/02/2018 16:34

I intend to win the Euromillions jackpot tonight, in which case I will buy the castle and host an anti MLM get together Grin

We can take pictures of all the non-white cars parked outside, play MLM bingo, parslaii infused cocktails and have a hot tub filled with sparkling skinny lard.

Oh, and only unspirational or ginspirational signs will adorn the walls.

acatcalledjohn · 16/02/2018 16:36

Such as these.

MLM Bot Watch 35 how to lose friends and alienate people with Younique Forever Living Juice Plus Arbonne Crypto currency and tea and coffee MLM cults
MLM Bot Watch 35 how to lose friends and alienate people with Younique Forever Living Juice Plus Arbonne Crypto currency and tea and coffee MLM cults
acatcalledjohn · 16/02/2018 16:36

And the drinking game...

MLM Bot Watch 35 how to lose friends and alienate people with Younique Forever Living Juice Plus Arbonne Crypto currency and tea and coffee MLM cults
ReformedBot · 16/02/2018 16:51

Well didn't Castlebot strike gold when she found this! Offer a meagre rent because they will be desperate for some income rather than having the Castle empty and use the illusion of grandeur to make more money to buy your more modest home a year later. Well played if your game is scamming! I'm pretty sure this same technique was copied by one of her clones in Halifax too.

Tw1nsetAndPearls · 16/02/2018 17:08

So does castlebot not actually live in the castle? She has picture of herself in the property

SangriaInTheSun · 16/02/2018 17:13

I knew I recognised that 'castle' ugly as it is. I remember her brother banging on about her buying it as well. Would love to find that clip but I assume it will be long gone. Where did she move to after the castle, and what reason did she give if any?

TizzleBizzle · 16/02/2018 17:17

When we moved into our house the energy was supplied by Utility Warehouse - it niggled in the back of my mind bit I wasn't sure why. Quick Google and lo and behold it's an mlm. Supplier changed but still have to pay them 1 month as it will take that long to switch. That grates on me as I would never willingly support an mlm.

www.theguardian.com/money/2017/jul/08/get-rich-quick-utility-warehouse-energy-scheme-joanna-lumley

spanfan · 16/02/2018 18:15

@reformedbot. I know who you mean. That house is so bare. Doesn't look like a home to me.

Tupperwarelid · 16/02/2018 18:16

I can’t wait to turn up at the anti mlm party on my red Ford Focus 😂

fitgirl26 · 16/02/2018 18:43

@Tupperwarelid - you can park next to my blue Ford Focus #livingthedream

ReformedBot · 16/02/2018 18:47

@spanfan she moved out of the mini Hogwarts house claiming there was lots of things wrong with it, but it's owned by celebs who I'm sure could have afforded any necessary modifications. Rent was 1200 a month and add in the finance on the Audi and Range Rover, that's easily £2000 a month in outgoings for this things alone. Given this person now turns over less than 150cc a month, her income of approx £3000 would not quite stretch to a liveable wage...

The person your thinking of had a surname change from G to W yes?

ReformedBot · 16/02/2018 18:48

I have mutual friends who say the exact same thing about her new house, bare! The old one was too and manky old sofa is a big give away of what finance's really look like...

ReformedBot · 16/02/2018 18:52

Castlebot no longer lives in the 'castle'. She rented it (faked it) for about a year. She did a big gushing post when she first moved in about it being her dream house and how she had got her son a castle, well obviously not because she moved again. The move was kept quiet, never acknowledged or bragged about sand whilst it still looks like a nice country home, nowhere near the headturner that the castle was.

Mielabel · 16/02/2018 19:00

So arriiiiiiix are introducing a new service that is driving ex flp arriiiiix bot to happy tears every day... any guesses? :

10 days until our new service is revealed...😱 I've cried happy tears more times than I can count since finding out what our 7th Division in Ariix is... A 'non product service' which is the most discounted of its type on the internet...here's a clue...😝👀

"The more you use it, the more you'll want to use it" 😏

"Friends & Family members will come to you for it" 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

"NOBODY will tell you they don't want it" ✖️

"No one will tell you it's a waste of money" ✋🏻

"Everybody wants it" 🙌🏻

"People worldwide use & love it EVERY day" 😁

"People get excited about it" 😬

"Once you've used it, you can never go back to life before it" 🤗

"Your Ariix business will immediately be the envy of the industry because of it" 😝

"You'll see everyone who has ever been part of Ariix before, want to come back and use it" 👀

When I heard it was a service rather than a product I thought of cryptocurrency, but doesn't seem to fit the other hints... I hope they're not going down that route!

entrepeneur · 16/02/2018 19:17

@Mielabel Is it 'education' that they are flogging?!

cozietoesie · 16/02/2018 19:27

*acat
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Non-white cars??? Shock

Mielabel · 16/02/2018 19:46

@entrepeneur, could be... but what? I was also thinking travel as that's so popular with MLMs, or insurance... too boring? :/

entrepeneur · 16/02/2018 19:50

@Mielabel It is probably some sort of personal development programme. Or a travel agency or some sort of insurance.

Sean1984 · 16/02/2018 19:53

If I bring my grey ford focus over ,we can totes look like international boss babe huns with my Irish license plateSmileSmile

acatcalledjohn · 16/02/2018 20:13

cozie Indeed!

With all you Ford owners it will turn in to a Focus Group rather than a party!

Sorry not sorry

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