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MLM Bot Watch 33 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld.

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DoratheExplorer17 · 13/11/2017 17:58

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DoratheExplorer17 · 12/12/2017 22:06

Sadly I don’t think yawn will contact the fl rep who commented on her thread. Looks like she’s been in fl for almost a year and I’ve not seen a single promotion photo. Just lots of posts of products on her page. I suspect that her upline isn’t doing any coaching at all with her.....OR she really doesn’t listen to what she’s coached, because flooding your profile with product photos is coached as a big no no. I feel sad that she will just keep trying and get nowhere. I just hope she cuts her losses and gets out soon

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entrepeneur · 12/12/2017 22:27

Dora - her page is very lonely. She only has two members in her FL business Facebook group and every post about Forever Living has zero likes. No wonder she's not doing so well in the business. Yawnbot obviously not fussed about helping her out

DoratheExplorer17 · 12/12/2017 23:19

It really annoys me the they say ANYONE can be successful if they put the work in. It’s so untrue. There’s so many people out there who have worked hour after hour, done everything they were coached to do and still never see a sniff of ‘success’. My version of success is getting out of there and still being sane....relatively!!

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Peaheadz · 13/12/2017 00:10

Could someone please PM me who yawnbot, brokebot, and all other bots mentioned. It would be great.

Thanks

entrepeneur · 13/12/2017 08:55

Can't take any credit for this but it did make me chuckle!

entrepeneur · 13/12/2017 08:57

Hmm, my phone app chewed the image! Here's the 12 Days of Buy-my-shit-mas

On the 12 days of Buy-my-shit-mas my ex best friend’s 3rd cousin tried to sell to me:
12 chefs a pampered
11 younique samplers
10 scentsys melting
9 lips a swelling
8 Avon ladies
7 oil crazies
6 shakes a healthy
5 pink Cadillacs
4 Tupperware
3D fiber lashes
2 lipsense tubes
And a multi level marketing scheme

SSDGM · 13/12/2017 22:16

Why has Brokebot become Botbroke? Why has he deleted his old fb account anyway? Why is he still working in the charity shop?

I have so many questions!

Whiterangey · 13/12/2017 22:23

Salonbot has reactivated her profile. I am sure she used to have something about being the first blue diamond in Europe in her intro bit and it's not there now.

TrippleFlappyDiamondSparrow · 13/12/2017 22:45

Because she isn't with Valentus anymore... apparently. She hasn't been a blue diamond since August anyway 😂

sparkleyes · 14/12/2017 08:16

Bot broke is giving us more copy and paste bulkshit pearls of wisdom about bitcoin.

He's the gift that keeps on giving

sparkleyes · 14/12/2017 08:19

I'd love to tell you that's I've finished work for Christmas but I have 50 lipsils to sell in a week so I will be spamming even more than usual.

The residual income thing is really great. I also love how easy it is to become sooo much richer than yoooo

SSDGM · 14/12/2017 08:50

One of Salon’s besties (I’ll call her Derbybot) took one of her downline to Tenerife At the cheapest time of year to travel and they were holding an “opportunity meeting” at a sports bar. Big hoohah running up to it but zero photos from the actual meeting. Shall we all guess exactly how many people turned up? Who wants to start the bidding?

This wouldn’t be a chance to have a jolly on her “business”, would it? Oh no, of course not.

entrepeneur · 14/12/2017 10:01

I recall Derbybot having a crack at Bradfordbot for bringing the company into disrepute back in the day when they were peddling the same wares. I'd forgotten about her - thanks for the reminder!

Eddierussett · 14/12/2017 10:03

Apparently (disclaimer I haven't seen this with my own eyes) there are baby weaning groups (I presume on facebook) where people are giving juice plus shakes to 6month old as part of weaning Shock Anybody seen this themselves?

entrepeneur · 14/12/2017 13:52

BotBroke's latest Live shows him opening up a scrapping wrapped package of Organo coffee a fellow Bot has posted him to save him from the hell of Nescafé and raving about all the "a-lie-ments" it can cure (he means ailments, bless him!)

Toobusytowee · 14/12/2017 23:39

Does anyone have a screenshot or link I could look at please that shows Vitae have shut down in the UK? Who is the ex Xerveo bot that has posted about it please? I can't find anything official that shows it has gone and I'd love to put something on Bot Watch about it. Thanks.

SSDGM · 15/12/2017 00:10

I’ve PMd you, Hun x

Opheliasgoldenwine · 15/12/2017 00:35

I've stumbled upon this thread accidentally and I'm wondering what it's about??Confused I can see it's related to MLM's but what is it?

SSDGM · 15/12/2017 00:40

Brokebot is selling his shitty drinking chocolate to people at the charity shop. He really is a fucking piece of work.

cozietoesie · 15/12/2017 00:43

Have a read of botwatchblog, Ophelias. Smile

Whiterangey · 15/12/2017 01:28

I saw that on Brokebots page, i'm fairly certain that if he is doing community service then that probably isn't allowed. I imagine it wouldn't be allowed if he was just volunteering for the charity shop, which is something he was claiming he was doing when he wasn't doing community service. Except when someone he is working with asks if he fancies going in tomorrow he obviously hates going in, as does his friend.

It's disgusting that he is selling it there.

Tw1nsetAndPearls · 15/12/2017 08:40

I seem to have lost brokebot. His name takes me to an Irish bot who is not him.

Tw1nsetAndPearls · 15/12/2017 08:42

Found him, he has just reversed his name!

entrepeneur · 15/12/2017 08:42

Twinset - flip his name around so you look for his surname then first name and he will pop up flogging his minuscule batch of hot chocolate to customers in the charity shop Sad

Magicnumbers · 15/12/2017 12:58

Is Brokebot’s latest live (from about 5:30 mins onwards) having a pop at Thangbot?

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