MLM Bot Watch 33 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld.

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New Thread!

HonestlyBrokeBot said he's "been in a couple of MLMs in the past" on his training Live. Does his understanding of a couple mean 8 or 9?

HonestBrokeBot’s live made me piss when he kept contradicting himself about the Organo Shakes. “I need to drink it straight away before it goes stale and disgusting” “these shakes are boss, they are delicious” “I don’t like vanilla shake so I put some strawberry powder in it”
Make your mind up, dickhead!

Bokeflatbots video business plan= find a facebok group,add yourself like a weirdo, stalk the page add other people like a weirdo,stalk their page and like randon shit,like a weirdo,message them then ,like a weirdo about their interests/children,like a weirdo,and hope they buy shit of said weirdo. Just loking at some of these people facebook pages,like do they have any life! Most of their facebook page is just covered in coffee and aloe vera shite.These peoples real friends have def unfollowed them,theres no way any of them would want to see cooffee and aloe vera shite 6 times a day, everyday! I mean add people to your friends list that you do not know!!

Imagine taking that business plan into the bank when asking for a business bank account? He'd be laughed out of there quicker than he can shit out the stale Organo shake he is guzzling in the live video

Top American Ex Xerveo Bot has confirmed Vitae is closed in the UK too due to non compliant packaging making it NFR. So much for the “only legal slimming coffee”.

Has anyone seen the Organo packaging? Thinking it may be time for a purchase and report to Trading Standards...

I wonder how Thang-bot's son will feel, when he looks online in eight years, as a self-conscious teenager, and comes across videos of him suffering epileptic seizures? I'm sure most parents would strive to preserve their child's dignity, modesty and right to privacy. It's particularly unsettling to know she's posting these terribly intimate moments, and, worse, I'm struggling to understand her purpose in doing so.

Almost everything Thang-bot does seems attuned in someway to gaining sympathy. The endless FB lives playing the victim. The way she was victimised by her previous crappy pyramid scheme. That she's now a victim of a burglary for which she demands the charity of total strangers. How she is a victim of her son's illness. And on & on.

I actually find that kind of MLM hobgoblin more alarming than the remote, brittle and dead behind the eyes "kindness" of Salon (LTW/Valentus) Bot.

Over-excited Organobot proudly posts photo of a pyramid made from fungus beverage packages.

Very apt.

@miffy just seen that- I seem to check Thangbot regularly now for those Jeremy Kyle moments. Definitely not videos of her son, though. That definitely crosses a line in terms of his privacy, and as you say there’s no clear reason why.

She spends a significant time on her endless lives with the kids pulling the place apart in the background. She has childish arguments which apparently require more lives with the kids right there despite the content and language. She then publicly posts her kids in their most vulnerable moments. She claims to have no money (even prior to the burglary) but is off to Vegas and just back from Milan.

This will come back to bite her- hard.

I'm having a little chuckle this morning imagining Brokebot going on the Apprentice and having his business plan ripped apart by Claude 😀

The Apprentice format is really tired now, fitgirl. Next year they should get all MLMers on to shake it up!

"Today's task is to find nauseating motivational memes, to get creative with emojis and to post several "lives" that must start with the words "Hi Facebook - thought I would just pop on....". The team who gets unfriended by the least number of people wins. The losing team will be back in the Boardroom and at least one of you will be fired"

Hiya. I haven't read the whole thread, sorry, I used to lurk on these, concerned about a friend of mine who is into Younique. She's just announced a life changing decision, and seems to be following people with #500 club branding. Is that another Mlm? I'm sure she's switched to a new one, just not sure which one it is!

I think the 500 club is something to do with Wealth Generators. Is it the one that says you can earn 500 dollars from your phone each month? Will do some investigating!

CousinChloe - it's something to do with Bitcoin and Cryptocurrency so yes it looks like it's an MLM. I suppose the only advice you can give her is not too invest too heavily in it although that will be hard as the price of BitCoin is going through the roof at the moment so it will be an attractive proposition to anyone looking to make a quick buck. I suspect the reality of investing via these schemes is that your BitCoin is tied up with lots of fees to pay each month and also when you try and convert the coins to cash and then withdraw it.

Thank you. I don't think she's going to listen to advice so I don't think there's much I can do. But thanks for the info

This is a comment from some poor FL victim on one of Yawnbot's recent fb posts.

Wonder what the reply will be .... my guess is "I'll PM you".

What was it YawnBot said recently ... " if it didn’t work for someone else you know, it’s because they didn’t work - not the industry" ....bet she doesn't reply with that little gem!!

That sad little post.............

It is sad isn't it. She's going to keep going believing that success is just round the corner thanks to the shill bots.

Honestly I think these bots are cruel and heartless recruiting and stringing people along knowing that the chance of even scraping together making a living, let alone success, is so infinitesimally small.

How many recruits are going to be struggling this Christmas, spending beyond their means trying to give the impression that they're more successful than they are?

Yawnbot is doing well to sign up so many new people to FL considering they will be so far down the pyramid and most people have wished up to it being a tough way to earn a quid or two.

Would be wrong to message that poor FL bot who mentioned her business is not going well, to link her to these threads?

In my view, it would be......inadvisable. (Unless you happen to know the person and would be considering approaching them anyway.)

I don’t see why not Moose

Bot comment on Shingle’s latest post about the illegality of Vitae and those who have been shafted by it:

“....don't be disheartened. I got caught by LTW and Valentus but didn't stop me. I had previously tried Younique & Scentsy but didn't get any support. Before I did aother one, I did my research and am now so happy with my current company and won't be going anywhere else ever x”

She does Isagenix.

Is there really any helping these people?

Oh, I noticed a friend of a friend that I knew of through mutual interests had added me on Facebook a few days ago but couldn’t see why after all this time.
She’s selling Poonique. Fucks. Sake.

Forewarned is forearmed.