MLM Bot Watch 33 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld.

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Thangbot has done a Live where she says she put down a deposit on a new house and it's going to be the best Christmas ever for her family. Surprising news since she wrote under a month ago that her Milan trip required short notice assistance from family (because of debts incurred due to her previous coffee company's difficulties). On one Live she bemoaned that her eldest had drained her bank account through X-Box purchases. And of course her recent robbery has led her friend to pass the hat around on her behalf. Seems like a bloody cheek if she's riding high on the gravy train.

Deposit on a new rented house or buying one? Both will need some form of evidence of income - I doubt income from the third coffee MLM she's joined in three months will cut the mustard?

Just watched her two lives and I have decided I don't like her. I now have a headache!!! How many times does she say People??? and whether you like em or not................ Sounds like a bloody broken record.
How lucky is Brokebots girlfriend getting some lovely Lippy for xmas? Correct me if I am wrong but isn't all lipstick safe for pregnant women? Unless the are going to eat it ofc.

I’m so glad you said that about THANGbot saying “people” - when I hear anyone say the word now in a vaguely north eastern/Yorkshire accent it really grates!!

Can someone pm who Thangbot is please?

Imagine a world where people take business advice from HonestlyBrokeBot - the mind boggles! Thangbot said his live training video has something for everyone, whether a business owner or network marketer. Half tempted to have a watch to see what business knowledge he can impart that may help me with my small business.

I’m going to stick it on while I work my JOB. Maybe I’ll see the light and jack it in to join his team!

HonestlyBrokeBot has his 9 step business plan on a whiteboard - god help us! And a lever arch folder and a scrappy bit of paper with his plan for world domination on it. Poor lad can't afford a printer for his home office!

HonestlyBrokeBot - rapport is not pronounced "report".

He spouts statistics but can’t put together an Excel spreadsheet?

SSDGM - a spreadsheet would be too much like a proper JOB

Does he think he’s invented a CRM system? I’m just sitting here shaking my head.

It's most definitely CF status for THANGbot from those videos today. A judgey lecture from her on why people shouldn't be struggling with their finances and should do something...days after reposting her mate's begging post to raise cash for THANGbot post-burglary.

Just wow.

Notes all written (you don’t have to memorise anything in this business) for my 10 minute slot, sharing with people, what I do & why I do it
I have space for a few more guests, if you can listen in to a video online at 8pm, drop me a message ...

... says the bot who only yesterday was boasting that she's finished work for Christmas.

So full of bullshit and lies.

I'm afraid I can't watch THANG-Bot without thinking of Zippy from Rainbow (people under thirty eight might have to Google that lol.) She has very weird mannerism, where she sucks air through her teeth constantly. Once you notice, it becomes very alarming.

Let's hope that charity appeal following her imaginary burglary manages to raise enough funds to pay for her monthly Organo auto-ship!

@DaleCooper I thought the same

Also, still peddling the 'uncapped and willable' schtick

Miffy- the sucking air thing is bizarre. There must be an Organo coffee that can sort that out surely?

Why is HonestBrokeBot saying Organo Compliance are assholes? He's run out, apparently and can't get any more. Uh-Oh.. Xerveo style problems?

Yeah they need photo ID that he apparently lost............

Oh, I missed that. Surely with his 4 figures a week he can afford to get a replacement driving licence?

Or a passport.............

That made me chuckle, entrepeneur. I'm sure noisy teeth sucking would be cured by guzzling their coffee. Apparently, so they say, it can grow back severed limbs, reverse vasectomies and cure anal warts, too.

The Organogoblins have already been programmed taught that the magic mushroom used in their delicious (lol) coffee is so desirable and exclusive it "was once only allowed to be consumed by the Emperor of China (or something.)" By that logic, Brits everywhere ought to be clamouring for tasty swan meat, because The Queen is the only person allowed to eat it. But, weirdly, swans everywhere here are living happy and unbothered lives.

It's totally tragicomic isn't it. Must check out Honestbrokebots biz tips. I just read his bitcoin post and whilst I don't profess to know anything about bitcoin it would appear neither does he. It's a post full of contradictions what a load of shit. I honestly think bitcoin is a load of old bollocks anyway but these absolute shysters that are hawking it around and acting like experts just make it seem so dodgy!

Love that finishedforchristmas bot still hasn't finished for Christmas and Willable my arse!!

So come on whose bought a raffle ticket for thangbot

How long are we giving organo? Will they make it to the new year?

I don't think anyone should be buying SuckingAirThangBot a raffle ticket till they see a Police Crime Report number for the burglary, especially as she was gloating on her Facebook live about having enough money to swan off to Milan and put a deposit on her new house yet she can't afford to replace a PlayStation.

She also keeps sharing the Raffle ticket bollocks her mate set up but doesn't even bother to make a comment when posting so it seems doubly fishy!