There's a bot who is sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a ladder to heaven
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a credit card she can get what she came for
Oh oh oh oh and she's buying a ladder to heaven
There it hangs on the wall
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes walls have two lug holes
In a tree by the brook
There's a pigeon who sings
All your cash has gone down the plughole
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder
There's a feeling I get
That my upline's a pest
And my spirit is crying for aloe
In my thoughts I have seen
Slabs of lard through the trees
And the voices of those who shout, "No, no!"
Ooh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it really makes me wonder
And it's whispered that soon, If we all call the tune
Then Bot Watch will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn
For those who still yawn
And the internet will echo with laughter
If there's a bustle in your thatch now
Don't be alarmed now
You can spring clean it with parslaii
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on
And it makes me wonder
Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know
Bot Watch is calling you to join them
Dear bot, can you hear the wind blow
(It's all the aloe...)
Your ladder lies on the loud wind
And as we stumble down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a bot we all know
Who cries "bully!" and wants to show
How every turd still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
You'll see no credit on your card
When all are one and one is rich
To be a bot and not a bitch
And she's buying the ladder to heaven
Thank God I'm going to hell. 😈
With sincere apologies to Messrs Led Zep.