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MLM Bot Watch 33 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld.

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DoratheExplorer17 · 13/11/2017 17:58

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Roundles · 08/12/2017 23:33

Been a while since I’ve posted by I was in a hotel next to the last big World Ventures paid “training/hype” session. Spoke to a lot of very broken and out of pocket People and directed them all to bot watch and timeless vie. I hope I got a few people out before they got in too deep. Horrible scheme preying on hopeful people. Keep up the good work!

JaniceBattersby · 08/12/2017 23:52

I have no idea how #thethatch bot keeps her house clean. I mean, the dusting Shock

BSintolerant · 08/12/2017 23:55

Thank you Ladiva. Do you think decorating a ladder instead of a hoe leaves you full of ore? Is a hoe a type of ore? Who thinks we should decorate our Rakes? Wink

BSintolerant · 08/12/2017 23:58

Roundles - well done you! How did these poor souls react to your guiding them towards TV and Bot Watch? I hope they get out without digging themselves further into debt.

BSintolerant · 09/12/2017 00:09

Janice Dobby the House Elf is in her downline. Dobby goes to the thatch and collects the dust in a useful jar which he takes to a secret Forever Living laboratory to be mixed with aloe vera to form a supplement to cure housemaid's knee and involuntary yawning. Who needs glucosamine and whizz when dust does the job - with a little help from Dobby?

Roundles · 09/12/2017 00:20

They were as you would expect at first— no No no, it’s something you have to work at - it’s got great intentions - look, we’ve seen people making money, it works.... I just talk them through the cult signifiers - what are they asking you to do, who are they suggesting you cut out, and relayed back that it is a pyramid, and how they work. Just kept talking and answering questions and breaking it down. It’s a massive 3 day event at ExCeL, where I work quite a lot. It’s also where they have the Tony Robbins change your life events- and to me that’s the same thing. And I’ve seen some wild stuff from that and know some very interesting things from the event staffers there- how they are told to mess with the heating at these type of events- turn up the heat to make people crazy at certain points, crank it down to keep people awake. Just like the tr events these started at 8am and went on till well in th next morning - days in a row.

BSintolerant · 09/12/2017 00:26

Bloody hell Roundles. A lot of bots go to the Tony Robbins events don't they?

Roundles · 09/12/2017 00:27

I spoke ( in a more undercover sense) to someone well in to WV. Following him on fb and it’s such textbook open question mlm posts, his whole feed. This really preys on a different demographic to the FL type KLM’s we can spot a mile off, might be good to have someone on TV or botwatch do something on this.

Roundles · 09/12/2017 00:28

@bsintolerant only the ones with 4K to change their lives of course!

Roundles · 09/12/2017 00:30

But yes it’s “mindset training” gone wild, with added sleep deprivation and extra music and the firewalk, of course.

BSintolerant · 09/12/2017 09:01

Tony Robbins costs £4K? My brain can stay the dirty thing it is.

SSDGM · 09/12/2017 10:32

OMFG. Have you seen Brokebot’s Facebook name change?

Ladiva1971 · 09/12/2017 10:41

OMFG!!!! That's hilarious!!

fitgirl26 · 09/12/2017 11:40

Hi Brokebot! How ya doing? 👋

fitgirl26 · 09/12/2017 11:45

Interesting info on Usi-Tech on the MLM lies Facebook page. There is a Bot on Shingles' post about Bitcoin trying to flog it because it has a guaranteed ROI. Yes you daft mare - BECAUSE IT'S A CLASSIC PONZI SCHEME! How can something as volatile as Bitcoin give you a guaranteed ROI? That's why these Bitcoin MLMs are so dangerous as most Bots don't even know basic facts about investing.

BSintolerant · 09/12/2017 12:28

Methinks Brokebot doth protest too much. People who say, "To be honest ..." a lot and describe themselves as honest set off alarm bells because they rarely are.

SSDGM · 09/12/2017 13:36

Just noticed Wigbot claimed to lose a stone in a week with her stupid coffee. Then I saw her starting weight and I have seen women who weigh that losing exactly the same on their first week at Slimming World. I’ll guess it’s to do with the lack of cake and intake of veg rather than the intake of mushroom-y coffee.

Spongebobette · 09/12/2017 14:10

“ fourteen stone in a DAY”

cafeaulaitpourvous · 09/12/2017 15:54

@Spongebobette ' I can shit a pound'

BSintolerant · 09/12/2017 21:04

Where there's muck there's brass.

DoratheExplorer17 · 09/12/2017 22:58

So BrokeBot is claiming to earn at least £1k per week??? Someone who has jumped ship so many time has absolutely ZERO chamce if earning that kind of income. Even the most successful FL bot, and I’m talking castle bot, who broke every FL record ever set, took around 4 months to achieve that. I don’t think BrokeBot has stayed in any mlm long enough?? I call BS!!

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Ladiva1971 · 09/12/2017 23:15

Oh Ma Gawd he has another profile Grin

BSintolerant · 09/12/2017 23:16

Is it true that castlebot makes around £5k a month from her passion planners?

CraicMammy · 09/12/2017 23:17

Hello all, I’ve lurked on here for a few months. You have opened my eyes to the MLM world which I barely knew existed and I’ve learned a lot.

I have just seen something unbelievable on my Facebook feed, a friend of a friend is a FL bot. She is currently claiming that not only do her aloe products work great on humans but you can also use it to treat horses!!

JaniceBattersby · 10/12/2017 00:22

Went to our lovely local craft fair this week. It is strictly and overtly MLM-free. There was a Weleda rep there selling her stuff. She’d told them it was her ‘own’ natural healthcare range. It’s MLM, right?