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GavinFromTradingStandards · 03/09/2017 19:09

Pm me for more info Huns Grin

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TrippleFlappyDiamondSparrow · 12/09/2017 22:04

fitgirl Sausage would be would generous...

BSintolerant · 12/09/2017 22:44

Fitgirl - maggots come to mind! Grin Will TV add a Super Soaring Flappy Cock promotion to its avian awards? Manhuns need a category of their own.

cazzyg · 13/09/2017 12:37

Another view on Bitcoin which could be extrapolated to other crypto currencies www.facebook.com/theguardian/posts/10155933501746323

Ladiva1971 · 13/09/2017 16:02

What has happened to Angelcardreaderbot? Doing my daily stalking rounds and her FB page is empty!

Brittbugs80 · 13/09/2017 16:16

Hmm - wonder how she measured this so accurately

The readings are taken from a Boditrax machine. The NHS use them to help people who have weight issues and to help them get healthy and look at losing weight by looking at all areas of your body (water, muscle etc) our council gym has one which was donated as the gym does free memberships for people referred for exercise by their GP.

Anyone in the gym can use the Boditrax machine.

SSDGM · 13/09/2017 20:18

@TheRealBarnBot what happened to your post about the Vida guy curing his cancer with tea?

fitgirl26 · 13/09/2017 20:20

I see that one by one the Valentus Bots are starting little "sideline businesses" involving Bitcoin. They're so transparent.

Ladiva1971 · 13/09/2017 20:52

I thought Stokedickpicbot would be doing cartwheels in the M&S food Hall and not his local Lidl. I am half tempted to ask my boss for a transfer there.Grin

TheRealBarnbot · 14/09/2017 01:58

@SSDGM I hadn't even noticed until I read your post. Checked notifications (I have hundreds so miss loads!) Sure enough, as with all the juicy info its gone to Facebook heaven! A few other posts have gone too... reported it seems.

rayofhope2 · 14/09/2017 08:13

That's rubbish barnbot Are you still getting a lot of flack because of outing Valentus and topbots for what they are?

TheRealBarnbot · 14/09/2017 09:24

@rayofhope2 more support than flack to be honest. We have a support page now with over 500 members so far more thankful for the truth than not. Top bots still having a dig but hey thats a bonus in my book! 😂😂

rayofhope2 · 14/09/2017 09:33

That's great!! Glad it's been really supportive, you're doing a great thing!!

TrippleFlappyDiamondSparrow · 14/09/2017 13:42

Really have no words over birkenheaddickpicslive just.. can't work out if I feel sorry for him or not.

Whiterangey · 14/09/2017 13:51

Where has the Timeless Vie facebook page gone?

TheRealBarnbot · 14/09/2017 13:55

TV was reported and has been unpublished. Even when they posted something that wasnt true about me I never reported it!!! All the guilty ones always report though hey! Something to hide after all 🖒😂

Whiterangey · 14/09/2017 13:59

If you can't beat them, censor them.

ArbunneHun · 14/09/2017 14:34

Yes, TV has been unpublished but we are appealing the decision. Danniiiiii will be back with more #inspo, #loubs & #botox.

You can't keep a good #FlockOfSuperSoaringFlappyPigeons down.

Viva #skinnylard!
Long live the #parslai!

#FreeTV

BethanyBarleywater · 14/09/2017 14:37

Broke Bot is having a busy afternoon.

Flutteringkites · 14/09/2017 15:50

Triple. The only people I feel sorry for are his kids.

Toobusytowee · 14/09/2017 16:36

I've completely revamped botwatchblog. It was a bit difficult to navigate before and it used to frustrate me. I've spent hours on it and now it's taking shape.

I'd welcome any further suggestions on how I could improve it.

There's a new, easier address to type in the search engine too- Botwatch.blog. It'll be much easier pointing people to information now.

SSDGM · 14/09/2017 18:55

Jesus fucking shutting Christ on a bastard BIKE!
Have I just heard a story about a certain ex- Acti now Vida bot!!! Jaw on floor shit!!

Let me make some notes so I have it in order to post!!

GoldenKelpie · 14/09/2017 20:07

Loving the new format, Toobusy Smile

Flutteringkites · 14/09/2017 20:21

Don't keep us hanging, SSDGM!

Annie65 · 14/09/2017 20:24

Sounds interesting SSDGM , but no idea who the bot is thoughShock

SSDGM · 14/09/2017 20:33

Ok. I'm just watching MLM
eat itself on Brokebots latest live. I think dickpicgate has shaken him a bit. Well, either that or him stopping his prescription meds.

So. The Acti bot. She made a big song and dance how she left Acti for Vida because her 1500 downline weren't making the money she thought they deserved etc etc. She then went to Vida and was suddenly flapping up in the sky with the super pigeons and had taken her whole team with her. Promotion after promotion, recruit after recruit. It was like Acti never happened. Now she's buying herself a guitar with her wages and going on family holidays with her income and is off to Florida on the conference. All peachy, all perfect stay at home mum with her amazing business.

But.
She didn't choose to leave. She committed massive fraud and was sacked. That downline? You can lose 80% of it. She signed up non existent people.
Acti chose not to prosecute as, of course, there would be publicity. She was asked to give back the car and walk quietly away.
Problem is, she's still got £10k of Acti products sitting in her garage. Bought on credit. Can't sell it, can't send it back, can't do anything. Boxes of the shit.
So, Vida. She is a super soaring flappy pigeon. She does have a downline. She also has £4K worth of tea that makes you shit yourself in her dining room. Bought on more credit.
The tea almost put a relative in hospital. The bot is strangely still 15 stone even though she's taken all these pills and teas.
The guitar? Was a gift. The holiday? Paid for by parents.

£14k (at least) in the hole. She even ripped off a very close relative of mine by signing her up then telling her when she couldn't get any sort of business going that she would buy back the £140 she spent on a starter kit for £60. So she can go fuck herself.