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MLM Bot Watch 29 - Come and join #teamdannii! We are #disruptivebydesign and now powered by Timeless Vie's #skinnylard

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acatcalledjohn · 25/04/2017 21:37

Previous thread here

Will follow up with links shortly. In the meantime this is especially for spongebobette

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SSDGM · 29/06/2017 12:31

I don't know who PHD bot is. PM me, Huns! X

BethanyBarleywater · 29/06/2017 14:07

I need PHD bot too please!

Winterc00kie · 29/06/2017 14:17

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4650266/Mother-s-shock-offer-rid-yucky-mum-tum.html?offset=6&max=100&jumpTo=comment-218878000#comment-218878000

Just seen this shocker while browsing the DM, just send it to timeless vie. Its horrid.

Anyway, I work at a prestige car dealership and i was helping out on the shop floor and we had a bot come in! i know she flogs this crap online as we have mutal friends, she was speaking loudly about her new work incentive and how this amzing opportunity had got the the chance to have a prestige vehicle so she sat in one of the new models we have - its worth £45k-60k and she was taking selfies and she even got sales staff that she was reluctant to speak to (as lets face it it was all for show) to take pics of her next to the car with a thumbs up! hahaha we asked if she would like to arrange a test drive and she was like ermm no its ok, i've got to go, i have a busy schedual of meetings today (it was a sunday...) then went to my colleague " if you would like to know how i have managed to buy this car by only working 10hrs a week..heres my card"....it was an F/living business card. WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K!!!

Sean1984 · 29/06/2017 14:27

LOL thats funnySmileSmile you should put a message on facebook page asking when shes gona come back to pay and pick up the carGrin

Annie65 · 29/06/2017 14:28

Winter, she is " living in a bubble ", we all know the song. Do you know who she is? Would love to read what she puts on her Fb. Hmm

SSDGM · 29/06/2017 14:55

I'd send her details to FL for making income claims!

roseandviolets · 29/06/2017 16:01

Something doesn't seem quite right about that daily mail link, you know.

That's so cheeky about the car!

GoldenKelpie · 29/06/2017 16:45

Haha winter that's so funny about the car. They all do this and now we know how ridiculous it looks to staff at the showroom, it is cringeworthy in the extreme and stinks of desperation and delusion.

Anyone still (after reading this thread) thinking that MLM is a legitimate business model to be taken seriously, go and get some therapy. Anyone with a real job would never stoop to posting crap like that on their fb page.

BSintolerant · 29/06/2017 17:47

Is Forbes aware of this, do you think?

BSintolerant · 29/06/2017 18:00

Winter thank you for sharing the Daily Heil article. I wonder which mlm the new mum used to be in? I agree with roseandviolets something smells fishy.

As for the car showroom fakery - how arse-clenchingly embarrassing! Do these Forever Living bots not realise that most intelligent, well-informed people know exactly what they're up to? They have no shame! We can see straight though this kind of fake it 'til you make it nonsense.

I'd love to know who the car bot is too. PM me Huns, eeek (with three exclamation marks, etc). Grin

Spongebobette · 29/06/2017 19:32

Me too re flashcarbot!

BSintolerant · 29/06/2017 19:41

Was the car white?

Moose23 · 29/06/2017 19:47

Could I please be told newcarbot too?? maybe I'll PM her and ask about her new car?

user1479228519 · 29/06/2017 20:25

Ha ha! Flashcar bot is my new favourite ! That's amazing. I wish I had a day full of meetings on a Sunday!!! I mean I could be spending it with my family but actually I want to be spamming people on social media instead... #bossbabe #femaleboss

I see castlebot is presenting a FL business presentation today & her sibling has pointed out that it's her wedding anniversary ... My boss let me have the day off with my husband on our anniversary ... Think I'll sack him!!!
The irony is just to much for me!

Jonsey32 · 29/06/2017 20:36

Please tell me who flash car bot is!

Moose23 · 29/06/2017 20:42

Omggg PhD bot!! Banging on about being able to expense things - sure love, but you have to have money in the business account and be actually turning over enough business to pay tax before it's worthwhile! And good luck getting all that shit past HMRC anyway. I had a limited company for a few years and I can tell you my accountant always made sure to err on the side of caution when it came to expenses!

"5 MORE reasons Network Marketing is a great choice if you're looking to set up your own business.

💷 Get the same tax breaks as the rich.

Having a part time or full time home business gives you great tax incentives that are used by the rich. All of a sudden, all your transport, rent, computer, phone, office equipment, coffee shop visits, meals out, as well as many other things all become a tax deductible expense. You too can have access to tax incentives that rich people get to use.

💷 Follow a business model recommended by Richard Branson and Sir Alan Sugar.

Some of the biggest business people all around the world are either involved or recommend network marketing, including Richard Brandson, Robert Kiyosaki, Stephen Covey, Jim Rohn and T Harv Eker and many more. Who are you going to listen to? Need I say anymore?

💷 Be surrounded by like-minded, ambitious and fun people.

Are you lucky enough to be surrounded by fun, ambitious, like minded people? Most people are not. Network marketing attracts the very best people, which is very beneficial to you because you then surround yourself in a new culture that supports you and helps you become successful. Remember this: You will earn what the 5 closest people around you earn.

💷 Get more recognition and appreciation.

How would you like to work for a company where your hard work gets regular recognition and appreciation? You can now become part of a strong community of people who all want you to succeed as it directly benefits everyone. This is very rare to find in a job.

💷 Extremely low investment.

Most Network Marketing businesses require an extremely low investment cost. Some even less than £500. This is extraordinarily low given the enormous profit opportunity with a Network Marketing business."

BSintolerant · 29/06/2017 20:56

How many people will read the Daily Heil article above, look up the victim of the JP rep on FB, send her a sympathetic message which will build enough rapport for the victim to ask the wellwisher if she / he would like to buy some mascara, or join her team?

Call me cynical ...

Annie65 · 29/06/2017 20:59

Pm me too who flashcar bot is eeeeekkkkkk.Wink

darceybussell · 29/06/2017 21:41

Sorry for banging on about tax again but ffs that paragraph about tax is total bullshit. The level of knowledge about tax amongst MLM bots is really dire. It's not good amongst the general public but bots are particularly bloody bad.

All your rent is not fucking tax deductible. If you are claiming it as a deduction on your tax return you are illegally evading tax. An offence that is punishable by a prison sentence.

Toobusytowee · 29/06/2017 21:50

Eyes has been investigating an MLM that has been using Joanna Lumley to promote them.

mlmtheamericandreammadenightmare.blogspot.co.uk/2017/06/millionaire-utility-warehouse-boss.html?m=1

Tupperwarelid · 29/06/2017 21:52

Please can someone PM me new car Bot and the Bot with mum and dad Bot - thank you

BSintolerant · 29/06/2017 21:53

PhDbot isn't very good at research. Robert Kiyosaki has been made bankrupt on more than one occasion.

TrippleFlappyDiamondSparrow · 29/06/2017 22:57

Could someone please message me with PHD and flash car bot 😂 thank you. X

BethanyBarleywater · 30/06/2017 04:45

I need FlashCarBot too please!

CurlsandCurves · 30/06/2017 09:09

Can someone pm me too please?

I need phdbot, flashcarbot and mum and dad bot.

Ooh, it's like collecting Pokemon cards!

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