MLM Bot Watch 29 - Come and join #teamdannii! We are #disruptivebydesign and now powered by Timeless Vie's #skinnylard

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Previous thread here

Will follow up with links shortly. In the meantime this is especially for spongebobette

Thanks Moose

Newsflash from exstokebot

His products can make your hair grow an inch and a half in two weeks!!!!

Never mind, I found the info.

A babywearing brand (that I used to really, really like) are promoting them 😩

I have found my people!

I nearly - SO nearly - got sucked into one of these and now I have an unhealthy fascination with them.

Here is my bot:

Welcome rose, these bots are so predictable, aren't they? Who, with a real job, posts about their income? Only the very crass and boastful, and anyone in a Multi Level Marketing company . Your bot appears to be very coy about actually naming a figure, but implies she has a successful 'business'. Aye right, hen .

"Strict rules on no income claims". That would be because most people earn bugger all then would it?

Exstokeflatbirkenheadmentalnutjobbot had his insurance cancelled because the car was modified, but it's okay cause he'll get a sikkkk lease car from Valentus next month so in the meantime will be using a push bike. Hmmm 🤔 has he read his own company's compensation plan. He's a ruby not diamond. Even diamonds have to be diamond status for so long before actually getting the car. This guy is a real car crash. I actually feel really sad for him at times because I think he genuinely believes the rubbish that he comes out with.

Which bot is demeaning her own father Moose?

She's "black status" for Younique which I believe is actually quite good, yet I think she has to pay for a LOT of stuff herself.

I bought the eyeshadow once when I was naive and didn't know about these schemes. It's not great.

This is another who is just starting out on her "journey"

White botmobiles again.

hello
short term lurker, I saw some outrageous claims from people on my facebook which led me to some topbots pages and eventually led me here after doing lots of googling to see if what people said about their 'businesses' is true.

Some hilarious claims I've seen in videos recently:

MLM is bigger than ANY industry (including video gaming, the music industry and NFL)

Reading 'The Secret' made someones cyst disappear resulting in no longer needing surgery.

What is their obsession with that book anyway?!

BSintolerant, someone found out that this bot's dad is well into FL too :(

She is the bestie of browbot. I don't know if she has a nickname? I'll PM you!

Thanks moose. Father of the Bot isn't the only one up to his neck in aloe shite. Mother of the Bot has awarded herself "Business Developer and Mentor" status in Forever Fibbing too. Clearly madness doesn't run in this family: it gallops.

Who is the bot with the mother and father?
Can some one PM me please ?

Can someone pm me sad stall at fete bot please?

Just watched the new FL propaganda video

Laughted out loud when they showed a graphic about team building, they tried v hard to make it unpyramidic!!

And here's a terribly sad photo of another big at a village fete

Hardly any product. I wonder if they recruited anyone.

What a waste of their time.

Grrr not big, BOT

I have just discovered Inspirobot

It randomly generates inspiring sayings

It's hilarious and v reminiscent of bots' memes!!!

Omg, just had a catch up on this thread. Could someone PM me (Hun) fosterbot, bot with mother and father, PhDbot and browbot?

I thought I was in the know with all my bots but I'm woefully behind!

Thanks Huns!

Cheers Moose!

I absolutely hate the 'if you believe strongly enough, you will get it'

It means that it's your fault if you aren't happy (slightly edited post below)

So, the universe is working exactly as I have manifested.

I acted with conviction this week

My trust in the flow never waned

You are what you think..... and negative or positive impact what is going on around you more than many realise.

Trust the path.....

So PHD bot is apparently appearing in Forbes - in an article about entrepreneurs. Really?! Surely they don't buy into pyramid schemes?

"I am BEYOND excited to announce that I will be appearing in an article in the one and only bloody FORBES!!!

The article is due out later in the year and is all about the top female entrepreneurs to watch out for 2018 a.k.a. yours truly 🤓

I also have more ridiculously exciting news, lots in fact...but that would be giving everything away at once 😝

I can't wait for you all to read it!"

Oh dear God. Anyway of tweeting FORBES about how shocking this is? I'm not on twitter so I wouldn't have a clue where to start.