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MLM Bot Watch 29 - Come and join #teamdannii! We are #disruptivebydesign and now powered by Timeless Vie's #skinnylard

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acatcalledjohn · 25/04/2017 21:37

Previous thread here

Will follow up with links shortly. In the meantime this is especially for spongebobette

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cozietoesie · 12/05/2017 19:33

You surprise me. Grin

Toobusytowee · 12/05/2017 19:41

Lean Java Bean write up here. botwatchblog.wordpress.com/2017/05/01/lean-java-bean-coffee/ I looked at the 'research'. There are links to it on the post. Feel free to post the link to the poor bot that needs to read up on it.

cozietoesie · 12/05/2017 20:11

Well done, Toobusy. Smile

fitgirl26 · 12/05/2017 22:00

Nice work Toobusy. I suspect she won't be posting that link!
Just had a Valentus stalk - they're all sobbing their little caffeine soaked hearts out tonight because they've smashed their business and there are soooooo many just one step away from Diamond 🚙 (Car plan). One has had someone post twice asking how much she can realistically earn net of tax and NI - she has been completely ignored.

cozietoesie · 12/05/2017 22:11

Well if she will mention the 'T' word..........Grin

SSDGM · 13/05/2017 09:50

Stokeflatbot seems to have gone quiet since starting gainful employment.. Or has he finally learned how to use FB's privacy settings?

Jonsey32 · 13/05/2017 12:50

He's learnt how to use privacy settings!! He's full swing back in MLM and posting his pay all over the place! Seems to be Valentus!

MrsGotobed · 13/05/2017 14:49

Seriously?! He's gone back to it after all the stuff he said about MLMs?

cozietoesie · 13/05/2017 14:58

It's ofttimes the same. Previous MLMs were B.A.D. but the new one (with included love-buzz) is all-singing and all-dancing and will fulfil all their dreams!

Until it doesn't.............

chopchopchop · 13/05/2017 15:46

Hello - I normally just lurk as I've managed to keep away from most bots in my life, until one cropped up on a freelancers FB group I'm involved with. She's so positive that I've had a lot of fun asking her questions, and she keeps inviting me to her presentations. I'm almost tempted to turn up with a powerpoint.

But I thought you'd all enjoy her answer to my question, 'do you make more money from selling product, or from commission on what other people sell'...

^As my own personal business stands today I have a pretty even split between the two.

You're absolutely right though, the idea is to grow a team of positive, like minded and ambitious individuals and show them how to build their own business.

As my team grows so will my income from the product volume all going through their businesses too!

That is where the pure genius of the business model is. Getting paid on hours you don't personally work.

So for example if you work ten hours a week on your own personal business and you have a team of 10 individuals all doing the same, working their businesses 10 hours a week you will personally get paid on what is effectively 100 man hours! How amazing is that!

That is where this industry enables people to truly leverage their time and spend less of their precious life on this planet working and more of it having fun and doing the things they really would love to do.

The pure joy I get knowing that every time someone purchases pure, safe and beneficial products from my online shop Arbonne pays me very generously to say thank you for being the marketing arm of their business and introducing someone to the products, which goes towards my needs and the needs of my family AND THEN Arbonne pays an over ride to a minimum of six individuals above me (of which all are now friends) in the business to help pay for THEIR children's dance classes, clothes, bills too is just beautiful!

In comparison to someone paying me to do a massage where by only I benefit financially this alternative way of working is just amazing!

I am so grateful to you for giving me the opportunity to share and educate about this incredible industry on such a public forum. My intention was only to advertise a short information session next weekend where all of this and much more would be explained but it's great to share here too.

You have also created some fantastic traffic and interest in my post and my business so again. Thank you.^

I can't imagine the joy I would get from passing huge chunks of my own freelance income to six friends up the line. In fact I'm so sure that there wouldn't be any, that I'm not going to do it.

But really, WTAF? How do they get people to believe this? Every time I read it my brain boggles a bit more.

chopchopchop · 13/05/2017 15:46

Ah, formatting fail.

BethanyBarleywater · 13/05/2017 15:49

I cant even add him now,do keep us updated as he was almost indescribably good/bad.

Jonsey32 · 13/05/2017 16:01

He's posting some epic things! He's on fire! He loves the day job too though!

WindyTriller · 13/05/2017 17:26

Long time lurker and occasional poster here intrigued as to who SalonBot is, please may someone pm me huns? I have a friend on Fb who is fairly well botted up and it is entertaining/cringeworthy to watch, but I am itching to see what a full on bot is like

darceybussell · 13/05/2017 17:27

Chopchop - ughhhh.... When they say stuff like that I want to just scream at them 'BUT SOMEONE ALWAYS HAS TO BE AT THE BOTTOM!!! HOW HAVE YOU NOT REALISED THIS!!!!!'

And they KNOW people at the bottom aren't selling the products and are actually buying them, but they don't seem to be able to get their heads around this. The ones where they don't even encourage any product sales such as Valentus are even worse. In those kinds of schemes I cannot even fathom how someone could be so daft as to not realise that SOMEONE has to be at the bottom spending the money.

Booksandcrocheting · 13/05/2017 17:34

But do they even care, as long as it's not them at the bottom Sad

cozietoesie · 13/05/2017 18:24

They're so sucked in that I don't think they do. Care that is.

SSDGM · 13/05/2017 19:45

Saw a post on FB to a friend that got married today and my bot-alarm went crazy. Three clicks later and I was right, Isagenix in full force. It's like second nature to me, identifying bots nowadays. I blame this thread, Botwatch and Timeless Vie!

cozietoesie · 13/05/2017 19:49

Forewarned etc? Smile

MrsGotobed · 13/05/2017 20:25

Bots facebook posts all set off the Bot-Alarm don't they - there must be key words or phrases that trigger it. Their posts all follow some sort of formula.

When I started reading chopchopchop's post I thought "OMG that has to be my bot" as it sounded exactly like her style but then I realised it was an Arbonne bot being quoted not a FL one so couldn't be mine.

cozietoesie · 13/05/2017 20:41

The formula will be the same one, though. Smile

MrsGotobed · 13/05/2017 20:58

It's a script basically isn't it?

Last night I noticed that "overcame bullying" bot did an depth post about her life and how she came to be where she is now and funnily enough my bot (who is in her down-line) did a similar warts 'n all post.

Personally I don't want the world and his wife knowing all my family ins and outs, troubles and traumas over the years thank you very much.

The amount of personal stuff I know about my bot is shocking considering that I've never actually spoken to her (seen her in school playground, lives near me). I know about her NC family, the abuse and neglect she suffered as a child, her husbands ex-wife's MH problems, how the children from her husbands previous marriage suffered...

This really is stuff you shouldn't be putting on an open facebook page and certainly not stuff you should be dredging up and sharing to make sales and recruit victims. Sad Hmm

lasagnefortea · 13/05/2017 21:00

Just checking - is Usborne MLM? Some Facebook group I'm on has posted an ad for an Usborne Online Book Party - just wondering whethere to delete it as the group is an MLM-free zone.

MrsGotobed · 13/05/2017 21:02

oops sorry, bit of a wine fuelled rant there.

It's just that my DC go to school with the bots DC and I think it's unfair that these poor childrens lives and backgrounds are being exploited as the bots "why".

She's pimping them out in regular photos, boasting about their schools and extra-curricular activities, their names and ages are freely mentioned, their school is identified....argh, sorry I'll stop now Blush

SSDGM · 13/05/2017 21:14

Yes, lasagne, Usbourne is MLM I'm afraid 😫

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