MLM Bot Watch 26 - Powered by Twunks Yazoo. Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalamadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juice Plus, Life Tree World (RIP)

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Links to old threads to follow

Oh, and does anyone recognise this FL model? Has always been in to his exercise and sticker book collection, so this weight loss is nothing other than the result of a little exercise and holding in his tummy in the after pic, or pushing out the tummy and slouching ever so slightly in the before pic.

Nothing to do with the Fit15.

THANK YOU for the link to that blog cozie. Really interesting reading and it's interesting how similar all these scams are

Plus also being photographed in a brighter light in the before photo acat! I can actually do a "before and after" which makes me look like I've lost about a stone - I simply roll my leggings down so my tummy hangs over and slouch. Then I pull my my leggings up and stand in a perfect Pilates pose with my abs pulled in. Hey presto - it takes me about 10 seconds!

You're welcome, rosettes. I hope it helps a little to realise that you're neither alone nor going mad.

That's the thing isn't it, she keeps posting about how marvellous it is and you wonder if it's you rather than her. Now confident that I'm not going mad!

And now that my device is - temporarily at least - allowing me to post links, this is one I wanted to give you earlier, rosettes.

🙂

Hold it, another MLM/business opportunity has just harassed me!
Its a new ecommerce opportunity! Its pearl parties! No really.
Gift stuff and jewellery made with pearls you can watch 'born' live.

Had a nosy-some lassie sat in her pj's opening oysters. Then putting the pearl into cheap jewellery/gifts.
Hope they provide training on oyster opening! There really is no end to this MLM work your way up culture is there? I mean, who thinks of this stuff?

Sorry if this has been mentioned before, just couldnt believe it! This invitation was offered by an old friend who is an MLM's wet dream. She's done every MLM over the years...Younique...Maelle....It Works.....Lashes?.....and so on. Now pearls? How does she afford the set up costs???

if something seems too good to be true, it usually is.

I've seen the oyster one before and I just don't get it. What the fresh hell is the point in watching a pearl being 'born'?

Watching paint dry would be more riveting.

Apparently, some people get a real kick out of watching oysters being opened, acat. (Don't ask me why.) It's just wampum at the end of the day, though.

Ooooh I've just noticed there is someone else on my FB who likes Timeless Vie! And I'm totally going to claim that it is all down to my own awesome recruitness. You're welcome huns. #gettingmylardon

I saw a friend on my list share Timeless Vie's post about Forever and additives too yesterday! Totes huge lardons here too Hun !!

I'm guessing that there will be attempts to downplay the 'additives issue' so I'd be interested to know how any adherents are reacting if challenged. (With names etc suitably excised of course.)

Oh Dear - I've just noticed the post count. I hope someone is gearing up for Thread -27 is it?

It seems that thread about the teepee company has been deleted? I can't remember the name of it now.

acat I believe that that man holding in his tummy might be married to the 'I used to pretend to live in a castle till I was found out cos it was actually rented' bot

I meant 'I used to pretend to OWN a castle' bot

Oh I can't find the teepee thread either .

What has happened MN Admin, have you deleted it?

If there are any identifying posts, can you not just delete them, and leave the thread running (it's only for 90 days).

I thought the same sponge

Anyone else reminded of the Peter Kay routine?

'fourteen stone in a DAY!!!'

Apparently the teepee thread was "deleted in error"

thread about it here

Thread 27 is here!

Clicky link

Hello @FuckYouDailyMail! This thread popped up in my referral links so excuse me while I lose another six months to reading what you've all been up to ;)

Not posted since about thread 3 but need to vent. Just seen this utter bollocks from an ex FL bot. She also does Ariiiiiiix and now Puritiiiiiii. Not only is it ridiculously priced wampum but they claim to be a charity. I can't post as she blocked me for challenging income claims some time ago. Not posted since about thread 3 but need to vent. An 

Ahh posting fail. Not posted since about thread 3 but need to vent. An