MLM Bot Watch 26 - Powered by Twunks Yazoo. Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalamadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juice Plus, Life Tree World (RIP)

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A FL bot I watch reckons her baby is soooo happy because there is no negativity in her life. Everyone is brimming with happiness, no arguments or saddness, no crying, just happy, happy, happy. Good stuff that aloe vera is. Just hope it still works when "happy baba" becomes a "walking temper tantrum toddler".

Annie, I'd be worried about a baby that didn't cry. 😉

Project X is definitely Ariix I would say. However - more exciting news Huns. It's all about DS28 for the Coffee Bots.

That'll be a DS28 fertiliser spreader will it?

PM me hun

Cozie, that muckspreader has huge tires! www.duraturntires.com/tires/commercial/steer/ds28/

Fertiliser spreader, BS. Fertiliser spreader.

I wouldn't want to be fertilised by a spreader - or anything else MLM related for that matter. It's just not natural! 😂😂

... but it could be one way for bots to increase their downlines without going on a recruitment drive.

#bossthesack

Or #sackthesack if you're going to use a fertiliser spreader.

How would that work? Maybe Timeless Vie could create one?

Ive heard it all now, apparently, according to a FL bot, society brain-washes the general public into thinking they have to work a 9-5 job all their lives. Well Ive done quite a number of different jobs and quite liked a few of them. Now I look after my Grandsons because of my 9-2 job got shut down. Even though I do love having my Grandsons I do miss my 9-2 job, definitely wasn't brain-washed. Its very scarey how the bots think. I have noticed the desperate way they are trying to sell their products now. I think a lot of them including the higher bots are going to get a rude awaking soon.

Just lost it a little bit with a jpbot, first line of her ad this morning, If you saw this in the jobcentre...£78k in bonuses etc. £78k in bonuses??? is that what the people at the top get? what do you have to sell to get that??? jeez.

In our local town market last Saturday there was an FL stall - first time I had seen one. I had a chat to the two women running it; there appeared to be one cheery (newcomer?) and her more taciturn companion in the background. Maybe the upline? Anyway, I asked if it cost to join and was told "no", then I mentioned the £200 starter kit and warned her about the cost of success days and wished her luck - it is her business after all (in all senses of the word). I also mentioned, politely, my interest in and wariness of MLMs and that a colleague had been hurt by Amway. I left my email and phone, the "background" lady asked for it and mentioned an online forum for Tuesday. I did try some Aloe goop - satisfyingly awful, for me at least - and was pleasingly told it would "boost my immune system". Good to have the proper misleading cliches! I thanked them and left. No contact so far wrt the forum! I'm not expecting any :)

I've seen the £78K posted by a JP Bot before. Made me wonder why he is still teaching about 15 fitness classes a week and his JP Bot partner is still running her mobile hairdressing business. Surely two Bots on combined bonuses of £156k pa wouldn't need to supplement their income?

Apologies. I didn't see that I was posting on Thread 24.

Here's the July 2016 FTC guidance I posted for milli - reposted.

Hello! I've been awol dealing with other stuff... giving up drinking. Good to be back on the thread. My bot has given up younique and after a few weeks with actilabs has jacked that in too. I bumped into her on Facebook on a local mum's thread and she said MLM was all empty promises and fool's gold and she didn't ever earn anything. She was a blue presenter with younique before she quit, not sure what level this is? Anyway another mum was asking for help finding a second income and I linked to Timeless Vie with a beware message.

Good to see you again.

You should link her here. People would really understand the experiences she's had.

PS - there's a good Botwatch page about alternative and extra incomes. I'll try to find the link for you so that you can give it to the other person.

Thanks Cozie. I think she is stll licking her wounds but I will mention the thread in time ☺

Well - as you know - she's not going to receive any sort of flaming here

Good for her in managing to get out in fact.

Oh I do feel foolish. I've been checking back on thread 25 every few days and have been wondering why there were no new posts.
And you lot have been on thread 26
D'oh

Good to see you back, Sponge. However you arrived here.

As promised.

Omg omg

My husband had a phone call last night from someone he's chatted to in the corridor at work, nice chap he said, they talk about golf and work life balance
My husband has several successful businesses
Anyway this chap invited him for coffee today.

Guess what