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I don't think I've ever lasted more than a minute trying to watch her. Many things about her grate on me, but worst of all is her habit of boasting about her possessions. She really does love herself far too fucking much (like a true shill bot) and it's one of the most unbecoming traits a human can possess.

My sincere condolences to you for having FB friends in common with that waste of oxygen and spray tan.

I'm going to have a semi quiet day at work tomorrow I will have jinxed it now. If anyone has any Christmas carol/song lyric requests, please suggest them. Already covered:

Deck the Halls
In the Bleak Midwinter
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
Away in a Manger
Lonely this Christmas
The Power of Love
Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth
Good King Wenceslas
It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Twelve Days of Christmas

kitten you'll note that she lives in a very ordinary house. Considering how boastful she is about her income, you'd expect her to be living in a castle or a barn!

Oh little shill of Botlehem now still we hear thee lie.
Like bloody sheep your downlines keep
Your pay right up on high.
Look downwards from your pyramid:
they're brainwashed, tired and ill.
You shill bots are just all the same
Your shit fast rolls downhill.

How about one for Ann Summers' parties?

Oh come all ye faithful!

Oh come all ye brainwashed
Fervently huntastic
Come ye oh come ye to Botlehem
Come and adore me
I'm the shill to worship

TBC...

jesus It's one thing to live in a barn, but if your pussy's namesake were lurking on these threads He'd probably agree that you can't beat being born in one.

#RexMundi
#SexyRexy
#virginmumsnet

Converted stable...

I quite like being the result of john's immaculate conception. I feel all Christmassy

@Annie65

I must be near you ... I have friends in common too

Oatcake duck?

Inclearing, I would love one. Bacon and beans in mine please.

Oh I have friends in the Potteries and have partaken of delicious oatcakes!

I think someone might have shared this before but if you haven't seen it it's worth a look

Should be compulsory viewing for any bots before they go to those brainwashing days

that 1 is good too :D

Well.

Ooh thanks for that Sponge. I'm taking part in a similar thing in the new year. Where all critics of the accounting profession come and argue with me on stage about why they are haterz of accountants and I argue back with them about how accountants are the shiz.

You can take part if you like. Just call 0800 111 DULL for more details!

sponge I thought Mr Phwoar brainwashed folk into ignoring the critics, haterz etc? He must be losing his touch.

Wonder if Eyes will go along?

Also wonder if refreshments will be provided at the event? Yazoo perhaps? If they provide unlimited refills of Koolaid - steer clear!

I was in FLP, left about 10 years ago having flogged that dead horse for about 3 years.

I'm curious to find out what it's like these days. Are the same people still the big leaders? I've been trying to find out myself but flp uk seem very guarded, can't find a way in to have a nosey!

There's a married couple who seem to have been in it forever (lol)

Oh I know them. My upline was a couple with a precious metal as part of their surname. Probably still in the top 10.If I didn't know them through flp I'd have said they were lovely people. Shame.

What made you see the light Curls?

Quite simply no one was interested!
I had a few customers and 3 team members.But getting a consistent 4cc a month was nigh on impossible. As time went on I gradually saw through the whole thing. The almost religious fervour surrounding it. If you're serious about your business you will go to this training. The so called success stories of how people became manager within 2 weeks, and all they did was 'work the business'.
And finally realising that you are not your own boss. At all. If FLP decided to stop trading tomorrow, all those 'business owners' would go down too.

All that said, my sis did Jamie at Home and was really successful at it. She was making a good £4-600 a month from her sales and her team. For personal reasons which I can't go into here she wound up her business. Then about 6mths later the whole company folded. And she was flooded with FL bots trying to recruit her!

Can I ask you all to raise a glass or a mug this evening to dear CAM who left us earlier this year?

Absolutely, Cozie

I raise a glass of Malbec to the memory of dear CAM

To CAM.

Of course, I'll raise my beer to here RIP CAM