MLM Bot Watch 26 - Powered by Twunks Yazoo. Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalamadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juice Plus, Life Tree World (RIP)

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That would be enough to cancel my membership!

Me too!

Thankfully I belong to a gym that doesn't support the promotion of crap like FL products.

I wonder if the gym will get any complaints?

It's got one. From me.

Hello

I am disappointed and alarmed to see that you are giving space to a MLM (Forever Living) today.

The stall holder will be selling products and also seeking new recruits for her 'downline'.

MLMs are exploitative of women; 99% lose money. By allowing someone to sell the products on your premises you are giving this particular MLM a veneer of respectability and also associating your brand with theirs. You should consider whether this is desirable.

By the way there are no proven health benefits to ingesting Aloe Vera. It's is a mild diuretic, that is all.

For further information you might like to google
Timeless Vie.

Thank you for your consideration of this matter.

Good for you Sponge! If I were there I'd arm myself with a tennis racquet and a parslaii bomb and chase the bugger out of the gym.

Ha ha BS got a picture in my head now.

Annie imagine what a whole army of us what look like!

BS, now I have a completly different picture in my head.

It's no good in your head Annie. You need to create a vision board of middle-aged keyboard warriors creating merry hell and havoc with parslaii grenades whilst the parslaii pigeons drop their bombs as they fly over.

We are legion

Is the only reason Beauty Salon bot claims she does fantastically in MLM that when one sinks she just takes all her down line to the next scheme and then the same when that goes under? LTW, then Valentus, then who knows where?

Yes that seems to be her strategy

Along with a permanent state of excitement

She's always 'just quickly popping on' FB Live because she's 'literally never been so excited'

When will she achieve peak excitement I wonder and will she burst?

I cannot believe these haven't gone down the swanny yet. There cannot be anyone left to recruit in the U.K.

When will she achieve peak excitement I wonder and will she burst?

We live in hope.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My Bitch bot sent to me:
Twelve Shite Mascaras
Eleven Teatox teabags
Ten Huns in one text
Nine Bots Recruiting
Eight Valentus Coffees
Seven JuicePlus Shakes
Six Bots a-Lying
Five False Health Claims
Four Self-help books
Three It Works Wraps
Two Clean9 diets
And a Bitch Bot recruiting me

Who is beauty salon bot please? I am fascinated by the bots that go from 1 mlm to another. Its amazes me how they never seem to stop and realise they are all exactly same, from the training to the selling. Once bitten, twice shy doesn't seem to apply to these people.

Kitten, I am feeling all festive after singing that song.

When will she achieve peak excitement I wonder and will she burst?

You'll know she's burst with excitement when you hear two very large pops!

Ooh eeeeek guess what one cup of coffee once a day for three weeks can do!!

(It can make your hair go straight)

Those are supposed to be the same woman?

What a bit of hair and make up can't do for a person...

it is I, acatcalledjohn. I have donned my Christmas disguise.

it is I, acatcalledjohn. I have donned my Christmas disguise.

What have you done with the portrait of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies by Van Klomp? 😳

I have cleverly hidden it in a knackwurst sausage

@Annie65

Mission accomplished!

Thanks, been having a nosy. Shes very annoying, but very watchable at the same time. She comes from my neck of the woods and I have 2 friends (not close friends though), in common with her.