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It's not the first time I've seen it.

So it might have been sent out by one of the 'higher-ups' as copy-fodder and to gee people up?

Ah perhaps that's what all the 'trainings' are!

I hate it when they pluralise training.

Bots store and share posts like that in their closed Facebook Groups. Those groups are disturbing, which is why we should all be grateful that they're closed. Bots even share photos of aloe plants decorated with fairy lights. Some of them talk to their plants, which is fine as long as the plants don't talk back.

Eeeeeeeeek (without the exclamation marks).

Oh Dear, BS. You spent all of your exclamation marks?

I spent them all at once Cozie. Who needs aloe when you can have a good punctuation purge? 😉

I feel much lighter now. My colon will never be the same again.

(!) And here's a sore butt assuming to prove it.

• assicon - not assuming. Bloody hell.

I've never come across that word.

Guess I lead a sheltered life!

Well. Thanks for the education BS !!

Every little helps Sponge- unless you're a bot who tells their downline not to let their education hold them back.

'education' or 'lack of education', BS? (I can think of - equally nonsensical - reasons for either statement, though.)

Watchdog tonight have just mentioned health products that do not do as they say, and they have just mentioned Juice-plus. Eeeeeekkkkkk huns gotta watch it.

It's interesting viewing.

Good to see Juice Plus is blaming the bots for going off message with the medical claims!

Watchdog invites viewers to tell them about dodgy health claims made by Juice Plus
sellers. I can think of a few other product-based pyramid schemes to drop in it too.

I see that you can 'restart' programmes on BBC iplayer?

cozie the bot who is in two minds about education didn't refer to a lack of education, but who knows whether she meant that? The same bot brags about paying for kids to be educated as if only bots can afford such a thing. Botworld is a funny place to visit!

Perhaps she meant that too much 'learning' is a 'bad thing' if you want to advance in the MLM world? One heck of an admission if so.

Looking forward to catching up on Watchdog!

I have more good news. I was surprised and delighted to receive this response to my email of complaint, following FL's visit to my workplace:

"Thanks for expressing your concerns. I have taken on your comments, and it’s no problem, we won’t have Forever Living in again."

Totes awesome, hunzzzzz! I have opened at least five people's eyes to the evils of MLMs as a result of FL's visit - perhaps not quite the outcome they were hoping for...

It's nice when a strident complaint actually gets a result like this and I would encourage you all to protest similarly at the appearance of MLMs in your workplaces, school fairs, etc.

Well done! I complained when Stella & Dot came in to our place and never got a response.

At least I tried.

Yes, I wasn't expecting to hear anything back. I suppose we just have to keep speaking up and the message will get through in some cases.

Absolutely.

In other news, Michael Bublé pic is used in what I think is NuSkin advertising...

Vida Divina is looking for owners of Beauty salons to join their team.

That would be perfect for 'squash' bot, who opened her own beauty salon with the money she conned out of earned from her previous yazoo sales downlines.

'I have overcome bullying' bot is flogging her wares at a David Lloyd gym today

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