MLM Bot Watch 26 - Powered by Twunks Yazoo. Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalamadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juice Plus, Life Tree World (RIP)

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I must have made it, this weekend I had my hair AND nails done! And I went out for dinner too.

Now is your chance to bow to my superiority. Seriously. Get bowing.

Yeah but how are we supposed to believe you if you don't post a selfie of yourself bending backwards over a sink? Eh?

I get a new Company car every 3 years with free fuel, servicing, tyres, insurance, tax - and it's a good one too. DH has one as well. And we don't have to suddenly cover a payment one month if we don't con enough people hit a target.

Seriously, bow at my awesomeness. #madeit

(Darcey do you also get your eyebrows shaped? Cos then I am impressed)

Fitgirl - coffee does help keep me "regular" so maybe I could give a shiny shite!

What is this coffee scam thing anyway?

Ooh Twunk I have a company car too! DH doesn't though he has to have a shit one - oh bollocks maybe we haven't made it after all!

And no, my eyebrows are not at all the trendy shape. I've totally failed at being a superbot :-(

#bollocks

Sponge bots who take selfies in hairdressing salons bending backwards over a sink look like they've got their heads wedged between an open front toilet seat: the type which are found in public conveniences. At least the toilet seat frame looked better than the picture. 🚽

Twunk you don't need to go to the hairdressers. All that Yazoo you drank and bathed in gave you a shiny, luxuriant mane. 😊

Well Ive been able to watch both my Grandsons in their Nativity plays this week, so I have deffo made it. Get bowing. Eeeeekkkkkkk

I am itching to write on the top bots' FB pages

THIS IS NOT A REAL BUSINESS AND YOU DO NOT HAVE A REAL JOB! IT'S ALL A LIE!
With a link to that exposé paper

But they'd block me and I wouldn't be able to giggle at their shenanigans

Goodness me I've just seen a photo of an Arbonne bot who claims to be 'building a six figure income' standing in the kitchen of a VERY ordinary house with 1980s kitchen units (nothing wrong with that of course but her team's been 'exploding' and 'smashing it'
And there are lots of photos of white cars stuck to the wall (Vision board I assume)

It's v v sad

Sponge these bots are always 'smashing it' aren't they? I thought the verb 'to smash' was very crude English slang for something else. If they want to brag about fucking this, that, and the other so be fucking it.

Eek! I've got my very own bot at last! She has set up a business page on Facebook and started off with a post about whitening toothpaste. No brand name or price or photo of the packaging, just dubious before and after pictures of some teeth. PM me for details, hun etc.

A few hours later, a post saying how overwhelmed she is by the support for her new business, and that she's already getting orders for the toothpaste so she's releasing a new product: curling mascara. Again, no information about what it is or the price, just stock pictures of eyes with and without mascara.

Today it's another post saying she's amazed to be receiving so many orders and adding a new product: a face mask.

A bit of google says it's probably nu colour mascara. Which MLM do these products belong to? What fun can I expect next? I'm certain she hasn't had orders yet. There are only about 20 followers on her business page and we're most likely all friends who she asked to like it and who are too polite to say no. Or, in my case, too nosy to miss out on the fun...

Fake it till you make it!!

Sounds like Nu Skin to me Bingle

Nu Colour mascara £26.05, gotta give all the levels of the inverted funnel their slice of the cash!
www.nuskin.com/content/nuskin/en_GB/products/nuskin/shop_all_products/cosmetics/eyes/97102851.html

Did you see that the nu skin ceo, who's been at the co for 17 years, is leaving to join the Mormon church?

£26 for mascara? I'm clearly way out of touch with prices.

TBH I'm happy to pay over 20 quid for mascara but it's Estée Lauder Doublewear and is totally worth it

I like a Clinique mascara (can't remember what it's called) because it's the only one that doesn't give me panda eyes 🐼. For some reason I am particularly prone to that.

Yes with the Yazoo I'm like obelix - that one taste was like falling into the cauldron as a baby. Can't have any more...

Sponge I've mentioned before that I am blocked by all the top FL bots and I've never posted that on any of their walls - wish I had!

Long-time lurker here.

FL were selling at my workplace today! I thought it was totally inappropriate and complained to my company. However, I then noticed that they were selling this Argi+ shit (foreverliving.com/page/products/all-products/2-nutrition/504/usa/en) next to a huge billboard with the Argi+ logo and lots of bullet points such as:

• Lowers blood pressure
• Decreases cholesterol

I couldn't believe my eyes and confronted the woman at the stall about making medical claims for a non-licensed product. She snapped back, 'they're not medical claims' and I read the list aloud and laughed. I was tempted to toy with her some more, and perhaps take some photos of the billboard, but I had work to do the kind that doesn't involve exploiting people.

Surely this is a medical claim?! I don't know how she can be so brazen as to claim otherwise.

On the plus side, several of my colleagues are now MLM-aware and they were horrified by what they read on Timeless Vie and elsewhere.

When's a medical claim not a medical claim? When a bot says it isn't
😂

JP bot out for meal tonight but can eat what she wants because she has taken some magic powder that reduces calorie intake by 25%. How does that work then?

Tupperware, the magic powder has brainwashing abilities. If she didn't consume this powdery shite she'd be compelled to eat more than she needs. Magic powdery shite totally prevents you from being a gluttonous cunt.

Instead it turns you in to a monumental cunt.

Ah it all makes sense now!