MLM Bot Watch 26 - Powered by Twunks Yazoo. Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalamadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juice Plus, Life Tree World (RIP)

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Ladiva

Do the really need a mannequin challenge to show us that they're brainwashed dummies?

Look out for the wanker winker at the end. 😉👌

Do they - sausage fingers!

What is her daily calorie intake, fitgirl?

Keep on keeping on making money for the upline, hüns

When a child learns to walk and falls down 50 times he or she doesn't get into debt, bullied, and referred to as pond life.

Cozie - you may be surprised that her daily calorie intake is probably far less less than her calorie expenditure.... but it's the magic beans that make the difference of course!

My FL bot (not one of the top ones but is in the background on the Mannequin video) resorts to some extreme photo editing it seems!

She recently put some photos on fb that were taken by someone else and let's just say that she's not quite as slim and wrinkle free as her heavily edited, stretched, soft focus photos suggest.

So much for the transformation being due to all the FL shite she takes every day and the running/gym powered by FL Argi....... it's clearly thanks to a photo editing app.

Well Blow Me Down, fitgirl.

BS
Pond life, really? That's pretty rude. All the niceness and eeks hide quite a lot of venom

Hello all!

Been awol thanks to heavy workload preparing for a Christmas market today. Usual FL Bot had FL superbot with her - very shiny hair, serious salesy look and a clipboard. If I had been asked to point to the Bot in the room....she was it!

sponge 'fruit loop' was another insult. You'd think the top bots could come up with better insults than that.

Fromibiza some of the bots in that video reflect the truth - you are what you eat.

Christmas markets must be very tempting for the bots

I had a hamster called Fruitloop

Twunk Did your hamster eat her children rather than joining an MLM to spend more time (haha!) with them?

What happened to this guidance from MLMs to their bots

It is illegal for a promoter or a participant in a trading scheme to persuade anyone to make a payment by promising benefits from getting others to join a scheme.
Do not be misled by claims that high earnings are easily achieved.

Both my bots (FL and low down the chain) seem to be in a frenzy of posting random #Christmas #facts the last few weeks, anyone else's?

It keeps the old profile up.

'Tis the season to make lolly (fa la la la la, etc).

Deck the halls with boughs of aloe
Fa la la la la la la la la
'Tis the season to be shallow
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now, yellow apparel
Fa la la la la la la la la
Trolling bots through t' art of carol

Deck the stalls with boughs of aloe
Fa la la la la la la la la
'Tis the season to be shallow
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now, yellow apparel
Fa la la la la la la la la
Trolling bots through t' art of carol

we need an edit button

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, pollen from an aaaaaah-loe bee.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two It Works wraps...

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In the bleak midwinter
hard-up bots do moan,
"Gut is full of aloe,
still can't lose a stone!"
I'm losing all my cash though,
and my friends are gone.
Fake it 'til you make it,
what a bloody con.

Hark! The Juice Plus Bots do sing,
Magic pills are just the thing.
Ask your friends, recruit 'em all;
it is not a scam at all.
You can really earn six figures;
(Just ignore the jeers and sniggers.)
Tell the haters, "Go to hell!"
Sack the bleedin' boss as well!
Hark! The Juice Plus bots do sing;
Brainwashed by network marketing.

Away to a success day
Premier Inn for a bed
Paying loads to see top bots
Up on stage and eyes wet
They are so inspiring
Never dim and not fake
I feel so glad that I am
Not an oil selling snake