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SUCH talent!!

acat

At this rate we'll have enough for a carol sizzle.

You are all fab!

A sizzle in our PJs, with laptops and mulled wine.

I sizzled in my pjs last night - they are now on a boil wash

inaclearing

Did you not have time to take them off before you sizzled?

Just when I thought my bot couldn't be any more annoying...the aloe shite she takes has obviously reacted with the mulled wine she has been quaffing because she's gone Xmas crazy - live videos of her giggling away whilst buying the Xmas free, giggling away whilst decorating It, giggling whilst raving about the delights and unfounded medical claims of aloe products.

I would actually describe her behaviour as quite worryingly manic. Maybe it was the daily mindset training through November that has tipped her over the edge?

My Arbonne (my autocorrect just changed that to Argonne - fitting!) bot is ready (yet again) to go for the white Mercedes promotion! She's the level just below and has been going for the Mercedes level for absolutely ages and just when she seems to be getting somewhere she misses it and stops talking about it for a while in the hope that no one will notice.

I will keep you updated on her progress because I know you'll all be desperate to know if she has made it or not! Eeekkk!

My personal opinion is that she brags FAR too much about how she only works part time hours. Her uplines must be fuming and therefore unwilling to help her by piling new recruits underneath her. EVERYONE knows you have to work 100 hours a week if you want the white Mercedes - lazy cow!

A white Mercedes does seem to be the holy grail doesn't it

I suppose she will be able expand her biz into wedding car services

PS The FB Live thingy is a gift for the brainwashing top bots

The live video is also a gift for us

Yes it's all terribly entertaining!

Just looked at Arbonne wow it's not cheap is it?

No the MLM products are never cheap. They can't be, there's got to be profit all up the pyramid!

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You are both masterful wordsmiths.

It'll be aloe this Christmas
Under your tree
It'll be aloe this Christmas
Aloe from me
Only Forever Living
In your stocking
This Christmas
Gloop gloop gloop gloop

Franky Goes to Hollywood, anyone? I can imagine certain shills singing this one...

The power of gloop
It fucks with your poop
Cleanses fuck all
But just keep on trying
We'll just keep on lying
Act like twunts
'Cause we are cunts

Thanks Twunk. This one's dedicated to you - it's called The Little Drummer Bot

Inbox me hun!
wampum wampum pum
Earn a six-figure sum!!
wampum wampum pum
A business in a box!!!
wampum wampum pum
It cures crabs, clap, and pox!!!! wampum wampum pum,
pum wampum pum, pum wampum pum
Don't tell the ASA,
Or we'll get done!!!!!

acat 😂 I can imagine the shills sizzling around their decorated aloe bushes ...

I AM NOT WORTHY

prostrates self

I am so utterly touched that lyrics with the word crabs, clap and pox has been dedicated to me!

I do like a good sizzle, I was saying only the same to MrTwunk last night. He agreed with me that sizzling is fun, though one does have to be careful of the carpets and soft furnishings.

Sponge I've got one brewing just for you. 😉

Twunk Sorry, I always get the Netherlands mixed up with the Nether Regions - used to get chucked out of geography lessons all the time. 😂

Trembling with anticipation BS

I'm as excited as a bot who is in a permanent state of eeeeeek-ness

Little drummer bot

Here's the Bowie bit:

Manager, I can be
Weeks from now, I will you'll see
I want that white Range Rover
I will do whatever it takes
I will lie, I will scam you, Hun.