MLM Bot Watch 26 - Powered by Twunks Yazoo. Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalamadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juice Plus, Life Tree World (RIP)

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Look what's just popped up on my Kindle account as a "suggested read":

www.amazon.co.uk/Create-Mindset-Network-Marketing-Champion-ebook/dp/B01A7QVZDC/ref=sr_1_8?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1479648755&sr=1-8

Don't think so...

Eeeek

Are these health claims?

From a top bot (who by the way has just 4 places available this year for anyone who wants to line her pockets)

Yes, they are health claims.

Is there a link between aloe vera consumption and bad punctuation?

Anyone fancy writing a book called Eats, shoots & Aloe Leaves?

Spongebobette - she's got to line her pockets to fund the DFS sofas and the twigs and sparkly shit.

You mean she's not getting her kids to make cheap and nasty decorations out of yellow plastic aloe gloop containers?

Well they wouldn't be cheap, BS.

Ha yes fromIbiza

And her white painted shed

True Cozie, especially when you have to be your own best customer. At least yellow plastic containers look cheap and would taste nasty if you licked them!

A white shed, Sponge? Did Timeless Vie send their Super Soaring Flapping Pigeons on a mission to make it that colour or is it white to camouflage the botmobile to confuse the bailiffs?

I'm running a craft fair for a school and had someone requesting a stall. They called themselves a Phoenix Trader, and a little google makes me wonder if it's another MLM. I've accepted the booking (payments in advance, so our school fund won't lose out), but would be interested if anyone has any info.

Mr Google says this: www.phoenix-trading.co.uk/web/corp/

Yup

One I'd not heard of: Beauty Box Fashion

Oh dear this makes me sad and cross

PS the clothes are NASTY

It's the choice of words that gets me:

"new stock updated on the regular"

Word up, home girl. You get me, bruv. Innit.

Oh my, they really love the cut out style, don't they?

Not so much classy as just plain fucking trashy...

Acat, is that a dress or an It Works wrap?

MyLatestFuckUp - she gets paid in televisions? Whichever MLM has suckered her in can't be one which brainwashes bots against watching television instead of working on their so-called business.

Have you shown your mum these threads?

How many televisions do you have to collect in order to exchange for a second hand Corsa white Range Rover?

It would be very inconvenient to lug televisions down to Sainsbury's and try to exchange them for the weekly food shop

I'm just picturing a wall full of mismatched TVs

Acat, is that a dress or an It Works wrap?

You probably get the amazing offer of 5% off of an It Works cwrap when you buy one of those horrible dresses. Let's face it, you need to be seriously toned and slim to wear one of those.

Hmm I see that the Ariix bots are busy slapping each other on the back and reposting crowing posts about their new titles; chairperson, president, senior Vice President, senior director, director., senior manager, manager....14 levels of this shit with 'team lead' being at the bottom.