MLM Bot Watch 25 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld (RIP)

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New thread, links to follow...

someone dm me the link please

Seen the "Orriix" man letting loose on the FLP... woah there big guy, looks like he's going to pop a vessel! - What gives though when a Leader has to resort to video to "call-out" somebody cause they said his company was shit!
If that's the case - then there's going to be a hell of a lot more videos to come from him - btw has he seen this thread or TV ??

Does anyone know anything about Saivian? It seems to be a cash back scheme where you get 20% of your spend back for a monthly fee, with more for recruiting more members. I'm assuming that this is another con MLM. My friend seems to be planning on giving up work based on this and her other MLM....

I seem to recall a post on that upthread, Just. ( With a link to the Botwatch Directory which contains reference to it.)

Soooooo tempted....but I think I'm washing my hair that day

But look at what I'm missing!! And if I book now it's only 67 quid!

"What to do if you feel your friend, family or spouse are holding you back from building your business".

I can answer that. And it doesn't involve getting rid of them or blocking them.

I have an Aiirix Bot! My total is 3 FL bots and 1 Aiirix bot, I've joined their groups on FB...purely to be nosey and do some research of course.

Yeah ALL of these

But hang on - what about those endless bot posts crowing about how much time they can now spend with their princes and princesses? I saw a particularly smug one yesterday sneering at school run mums who have jobs that don't allow them to be at the school gates every day.

Sponge those lists of "elite training seems explicitly aimed at people in network marketing who are not achieving success and are struggling. Instead of giving it up and doing something worthwhile they will be hooked back to struggle on some more and pay more than £200 for the privilege.

Some charlatans convinced your team members to leave by promising a get rich quick scheme

My irony-o-meter blew up and is lying in pieces.

sponge Many thx! I do like to keep abreast of the latest scams. Great to have the cost as well. £67 for the day... Do you have the venue details? I'd like to work out the capacity/revenue if they fill it. Who needs to be a pop star when you can sell 1000s of £70 tix to your bullshit seminar?

mycats (and just caught Sponges 3rd post) You are so right - this is classic cult MLM. And the more seminars you pay for and sacrifice yourself to attend the harder it is to admit you've been conned and leave. ("Failed in your Dreams and back to the J.O.N"...)

Adherents are simply bled dry - but YNGASAEB...

Exactly, it's a huge money making scam for those running it

It just says 'London' at the moment, early bird booking £67 per day, will be £167 (roll up, roll up, suckers)

I suspect they wil only book a venue once they've got enough groupies signed up

But TOTES worth it for

The Abundance Blueprint
The Vision Manifesting Webinar
The Future Visioning Blueprint
The Speaker Brain Tune Up System

A hundred yrs ago these charlatans would be selling snake oil from the back of a wagon

Interesting post from the founder of Richie Brown products
Who was retailing through LTW
This is the guy who appeared on Dragons Den
It appears he is pulling out of working with LTW!!!!!! I am presuming it's okay to share his name here? If not I will remove

Just had a note posted through the door. "Can you HELP?? My Business is EXPLODING and I am looking for some Hard Working, Self-Motivated, Honest individuals or couples who may be looking for a way to earn an EXTRA £200-£500 a month by working from Home. Very part-time & flexible, fitting perfectly around BUSY lives. No experience is needed as we offer FULL training & support.
If this isn't for you, please share it with someone you know, maybe I can help them.
Contact for an informal chat on .....*.
I almost spat my cuppa out, Im so excited. Note the use of capital letters and the love-bombing too. I have a suspicion who it is, someone just down the street from me. I just might do some posting of my own to warn my neighbours about it. Its all so cloak and dagger as it doesn't mention any names at all, but afterall we all know they are all the same. It all sounds so desperate to me and I think her "business" is imploding not exploding.

What the fuck is the, 'speaker brain tune up system'?

I get these promoted posts on Facebook all day long, there are so many selling the tools and they all sound totally batshit to me.

ad post on our local facebook selling page today. no mention of which brand it is of course:

Aloe Vera Jelly £12
Aloe Vera jelly for cradle cap, teething. Very soothing. worked for my child

Oh Annie how heartless are you not to want to help the poor neighbour with the exploding business.

Truly No Soul.

One of the top bots is making up words now:

"I'm taking 1 hour out later to chat to several ladies who now want to get started with me & achieve their own goals too

That's the beauty of a truly duplicatable business"

Oh ok maybe that word does exist. But it shouldn't ;-)

I sometimes wonder whether people use such stratagems as a sort of cover for having a bath or catching some shut-eye. After all, no-one can be available 24/7 - it would be no life.