MLM Bot Watch 25 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld (RIP)

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Might I remind people, by the way, that HMRC scrutinise the Yacht Registry!

Do they look out for telltale yacht names too?

Forever Hun
Mumtrapreneur
#sacktheboss

Please tell me that there aren't any of those around! (Or 'special' number plates, house names etc etc.)

Yes I certainly have noticed that trend Norbert and it's very transparent!

TV is on fire on Twitter!! Brill!

May I suggest also hash tagging with #networkmarketing as well as #MLM as those who are in one never seem to call it an MLM?

Anyone else ever wonder how all the huns repeatedly doing the c9 never seem to get any slimmer?

Yes they are encouraged to ask questions to gain interaction and traffic to their pages. There's a new FLP app called Social Media manager and there is a section dedicated to this. So they can plan posts way ahead of time.

Watched a video today from a top male bot where he patronises everyone by comparing those that have jumped ship to rotten apples from his apple tree. The good apples can grow and flourish and make good cider once the bad ones have dropped off. It's all very insightful not. According to bots he is a genius and that's such a good message.

I wouldn't push that analogy too far, I think. If you understand both fruiting and cider-making that is........

Doesn't the best scrumpy have a dead rat in the barrel?

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Hush, Sponge. I became blotto quite merry on the real thing once and ever since, the word makes me cringe!

When I say merry, I mean 'merry from the knees down' of course. Quite extraordinary.

I have not been able to drink cider since an experience with a cider based punch (containing vodka that I didn't know about) in my first week at university

Oh I can drink cider - or what passes for cider these days - with impunity. 'The other' is a different beast altogether.

Urgh if you search for 'if your friend started a restaurant' on FB you'll see how copy and paste makes bots of people

Facebook is starting to flag that stuff up and hide it thank goodness. Its becoming more like Google, the content you post needs to be compelling, interesting and original, otherwise its not gonna come up on peoples walls. I think FB know that most people find mlm selling irritating, but they still have to balance that with the money they make from the bots for sponsored posts. Get it wrong and people will leave Facebook and they don't want that!

It is with great sadness that I bring you news of CAM's death. She was our 'Middle East correspondent' and spent a lot of time and effort spreading the word about the dangers of MLMs. RIP CAM.

Omg that's so sad, what happened?
Was she a good friend of yours TooBusy?
I'm in shock

Oh no, that's awful news toobusy

Omg how awful. Thoughts go to her family RIP

Oh how awful. Reading these threads over time I feel like I know her. Thoughts to all of you who did know her and to her family. So sad to read this ...

What????? Omg that's terrible!!

Oh no, how upsetting . My thoughts go out to her famly.

Oh goodness, like youokhun I feel like I know so many of you here. How terribly sad. She will be really missed on these threads.

OMG, how awful
My thoughts are with her family and friends.

Oh that's terrible toobusy what a shame I can't believe it.