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MLM Bot Watch 24 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld.

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stopfaffing · 17/06/2016 06:12

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CamelsAndMaus · 26/07/2016 03:11

And the UK: www.facebook.com/no1.uno.uk/

I'm surprised the name hasn't come up before.

CAM

Toobusytowee · 26/07/2016 03:31

Just had a look at UNO FB page. My goodness, the biology on that! A GCSE student could pick that apart!

CamelsAndMaus · 26/07/2016 05:30

Biology wasn't my thing; although I have fond memories of burning a peanut (something to do with energy?) but my 8 year old could pick the English apart.

Obviously far too much time on my hands but the rabbit hole deepens. I've now found connections from this to the Czech republic and Puerto Rico.

There's also an email address and two phone numbers........ dare me ;)

CAM

CamelsAndMaus · 26/07/2016 05:56

I want a negatively charged ion napkin.... not.

CamelsAndMaus · 26/07/2016 05:57

www.uno-corp-online.com/icare-napkin.html

(sorry, forgot the link)

CAM

Toobusytowee · 26/07/2016 08:22

Oh wow, that link! Very funny. I didn't think you meant that type of 'napkin'!

MyCatsHateMLMtoo · 26/07/2016 08:38

CAM, the UK UNO fb page hasn't been updated since November 2014 but one of the posts makes outrageous medical claims Shock. The 'napkins' page is hilarious, I must get some now! Grin

Delurker2016 · 26/07/2016 08:45

Cosie - notifications in one day.

CamelsAndMaus · 26/07/2016 08:58

Ok. I wasn't dared in the end but I had 10 minutes before I had to rush off to teach dance to 30 or so children whose first language is not English so I called the UK number.............

I think I woke Mr. P 3 K James up. He begged me to send an email rather than talk to me... no response so far ;)

I did my best Filipino accent and managed to extract from him that he is apparently Czech (but his accent was English with a touch of London ghetto).

Now I can just about walk again from the dance, and having consulted a learned friend, this is a new breed of MLM apparently.

One of the reasons I found these threads was concern about workers where I am now being sucked into this stuff when they earn very little to start with. I'd like to say I'm shocked that this latest stuff originates in the Philippines (via USA) but sadly I'm not.

CAM

gottaloveascamhun · 26/07/2016 10:12

Found at soft play hell chamber this morning. WTF??? Royalty income? No stock holding? Fun and freedom?!

MLM Bot Watch 24 - Powered by Twunk's Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld.
Spongebobette · 26/07/2016 10:39

Bloody actual hell Gotta.

I'd have been sorely tempted to 'amend' that with a big fat marker pen or alternatively to tear it from the wall

Spongebobette · 26/07/2016 10:40

YOU ARE NOT PAID FOR YOUR TIME

Spongebobette · 26/07/2016 10:41

PENSION?????????

CamelsAndMaus · 26/07/2016 11:01

gotta that brings soft play hell chambers to complete new levels!

Delurker2016 · 26/07/2016 12:01

No red tape 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

MyCatsHateMLMtoo · 26/07/2016 14:20

Soft play hell chamber Grin love it!

Gotta, it is a pity you couldn't have liberated the page from the notice board and we could have used it as evidence of peddling lies and shit. Still, the screenshot is useful. Pass it on to Botwatch and Timeless Vie if you can.

MyCatsHateMLMtoo · 26/07/2016 17:35

I like Eye's paragraph here:- (I have amended it slightly to include ALL MLM companies)

"...virtually all the people paying in to [insert MLM company name here] and those getting the rewards are inside the same closed network bound by the same contracts, restrictions and offered the same incentives to buy products for promised rewards. So how could everyone inside that contractually closed network take out more than they put in? The reward payments are drawn from their own money that is just being moved around from "members" to "members"! The "winners" are just getting the "losers" money. And, if extending or enlarging the recruiting chain is the only activity that leads to potential profit, then, sadly, the "last ones in" have to lose. Harm on an industrial scale is guaranteed..."

Sums it up, really.

MyCatsHateMLMtoo · 26/07/2016 17:39

Here's another good bit, from Eye's report:-

"DOJ Prosecutor Corey Ellis began his closing argument to the jury with the statement, "Every fraud has a fairy tale." Zeek's, he explained, was about the most popular and profitable online auction the world had ever seen, able to generate 1.5% profit for its participants every day, forever and ever, i.e., a goose that lays golden eggs.

Herbalife's, he could have also said, is about a magical powder that cures all manner of ailments while also providing eternal and "unlimited income" to all those who pay to become "Supervisors" and find others to follow in their footsteps, i.e., a magic beanstalk leading to a treasure in the sky.

To maintain the fairy tales, both Herbalife and Zeek have relied on an elaborate game of words, which the MLM "industry" has made into an art form. As the FTC Complaint against Herbalife documented, when investigators began examining its operations Herbalife started renaming its independent contractors "members" (which is the opposite of independent contractor) but it resulted in no actual change. Earlier, Herbalife changed the title of most distributors to "discount buyers" (which is the opposite of a distributor) but it resulted in no actual change. Both word changes were to fool regulators about the money transfer and to hide from them the reality of a massive income scheme disguised as "direct selling."

Question is, what is FL's "fairy tale"? Or Ariix's? Or JP's? More like a fucking nightmare tale Angry.

MyCatsHateMLMtoo · 26/07/2016 17:41

Eye continues, talking about "Magical Retailing".

The one word that both Herbalife and Zeek infused with the greatest of magical properties is "retail." Zeek banned the term "compounding" and began calling its system of rewards "retail profit points", RPP. In fact, profit was a euphemism for gross revenue while the word "retail" bore no connection to reality at all.

By falsely labelling funds gained from investors inside a closed network as "retail" revenue, and implying open and competitive purchase transactions based on consumer demand and preferences, Herbalife's and Zeek's remarkably similar wordsmithing cover over the true nature of consumer payments to their schemes.

"Retail" hides the reality that the "purchases" are required payments to join the deceptive income plan, aka *"pay to play."

Ladiva1971 · 26/07/2016 18:44

I think you guys and gals can relate to this
Talks a lot but says nothing.............

Spongebobette · 26/07/2016 20:31

Traitor humblebot is now posting 'teaser' posts about how marvellous her new MLM is and how she was SO right to leave FL.... All without mentioning what her new one is. Attracting 'message me hun' type replies from ppl desperate to know/ get on board

gottaloveascamhun · 26/07/2016 20:34

Eyes is spot on once again. Hero

Spongebobette · 26/07/2016 21:51

Oh.
spoke too soon.
My FL bot is back and supercharged.
:-((((((

Spongebobette · 26/07/2016 21:53

I'm quite depressed that she's rebotted

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