MLM Bot Watch 22 - Powered by Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld

[LeafTreeRaker]

Still going strong here at bot watch HQ on MN!

Previous thread here

Botwatch on Wordpress and on Facebook

Timeless Vie on Wordpress and on Facebook

Eyespeying's Blog aka #manhun, even if he's been banned by MNHQ

Hommetepreneur on Facebook

We have our own regularly returning bots.

Glossary:

Bots: our affectionate name for victims of the MLM racket

MLM: Multi-level Marketing schemes - essentially pyramid schemes that are just legal because you sell a product. Reliant upon constant recruitment despite there not being enough people in the world to go beyond about 12 levels if everyone recruited 6.

Downline/Upline: the people you recruited and those who recruited you (going up and down the pyramid inverted funnel)

Timeless Vie: Parody of MLM schemes (though you might spot one in particular) that also carries out fearless investigative work

Hommetrepreneur: also excellent parody site focussing on the menz

BotWatch: Rather more serious, keeps an eye on what the Bots are claiming next, particularly in reference to health and income claims. Also fearless.

Inverted Funnel: Timeless Vie is NOT a pyramid - it's an inverted Funnel, OK?

Eyes: Our former member Eyespying who knows LOTS about MLM schemes. He's still our very own #manhun.

And on that bombshell I will go to sleep. Night folks

Night night. Gonna eat my aloe before bed. Got my own stash.

Im going to be awake all night wondering who I'm working for... 😱😱😱

I'll believe it when I see it. She's been contemplating that drink for a long time now.

Waitrose do Yarzô which is five times the price but made from the INSIDES of a unicorn eyelash. It's very special

truthful dont forget to put some stabilisers on it!

But is it stabilised 'unicorn eyelash'? dont wanna go drinking any old Unicorn lashes...

Gonna be up during the night with the squits. Keeps me young.

Thats ok truthful, just take some aloe!.... Oh.

It's got very special magical powers that you must just believe in. It's almost like you don't want to work 22 hours a day for it

I believe dothemlm you say its true, so it is.

truthful a couple of years ago I had an amazing 'aloe' massage.......difference being the leaf was split in front of me, no added anything ;) 30mins massage...........$5 .I've nothing against aloe (after all I don't know them ;) ) just against unethical MLM's using it as a tool in their smoke and mirrors crap

So, still no answers to the tough questions then... Eh barnbot?

the thing is humble they aren't difficult questions if you are an honest and truthful person with nothing to hide....that might be why there are no answers

All wind and no piss MrsH.

Worcester Yeah. I have no doubt aloe is good for the skin. We have a plant at home that my mum would put on cuts and would help dry skin. But drinking it though...

For a moment there I was distracted by talk of being sponsored by aliens, and some trolls popping up, butimback in the room

Reading barnbot's blog. Hilarious. Network marketing professional??? Er no, try going to university for four years, that makes you a professional. The entire concept is ridiculous.

I should add, I have every respect for people working hard to start their own business and succeeding. You don't need a degree to be successful. But MLM is not owning your own business. I own my own small business and had a laugh choosing my title on my Facebook page... director, owner, president, manager... I won't be promoting myself from assistant supervisor to manager in a week's time because I'm already at the top of my little empire!

I think I put my position as "sitting down" gotta

gotta hear hear!

The hierarchy in Forever Living makes me laugh. How much supervision does a box of aloe shite actually need for fuck's sake?

Business in a box? Like hell it is.

I have inside links to Asda.
I also have the keys and stuff. And a staff number.

You know whats great tojoin Natasha and bot ? Going home from work.

Cozie I am somewhat regretting my rashness re drinking the Yazoo. Maybe I'll get a child to drink it (one of mine obviously, not a random one on the street).

Morning all.....

Have you been touch your Business again Mrs?