MLM Bot Watch 22 - Powered by Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld

[LeafTreeRaker]

Still going strong here at bot watch HQ on MN!

Previous thread here

Botwatch on Wordpress and on Facebook

Timeless Vie on Wordpress and on Facebook

Eyespeying's Blog aka #manhun, even if he's been banned by MNHQ

Hommetepreneur on Facebook

We have our own regularly returning bots.

Glossary:

Bots: our affectionate name for victims of the MLM racket

MLM: Multi-level Marketing schemes - essentially pyramid schemes that are just legal because you sell a product. Reliant upon constant recruitment despite there not being enough people in the world to go beyond about 12 levels if everyone recruited 6.

Downline/Upline: the people you recruited and those who recruited you (going up and down the pyramid inverted funnel)

Timeless Vie: Parody of MLM schemes (though you might spot one in particular) that also carries out fearless investigative work

Hommetrepreneur: also excellent parody site focussing on the menz

BotWatch: Rather more serious, keeps an eye on what the Bots are claiming next, particularly in reference to health and income claims. Also fearless.

Inverted Funnel: Timeless Vie is NOT a pyramid - it's an inverted Funnel, OK?

Eyes: Our former member Eyespying who knows LOTS about MLM schemes. He's still our very own #manhun.

Still....can anyone tells me who runs this thread?

I LOVE aldi - their bin bags and dishwasher tabs are the best! (I'm actually serious - I won't buy them from anyone else). Seriously discovering aldi saved us €200+ per month. They can sponsor me if they like.

pretty😂😂

So if MLM bots don't like the tone they bring out the bully card, then the charity card, then the conspiracy card - what's next; aliens are making you siphon money into a fundamentalist's piggy bank?

Yes! 😂😂

And just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean that Aldi and The Daily Mail aren't out to get you. Be afraid ...

Welcome to the thread Fake

Sadly I think your comment may be deleted (so many are) but please do hang around. Do you like Aldi?

forever It's powered by Yazoo! If must be true - it says so in the link.

And tojoin you sound so adorable too! Need a hun hug?

Is it the bottle of banana Yazoo in my fridge?! Dammit I'm drinking that fucker tomorrow.

Drink the yazoo! Do it!

Well you haven't got much time left. When's its BBE?

forever Step away from the banana Yazoo. It'll only turn your hair purple and make you look like the Milka cow's arse.

Pretty you actually have a talent for writing! That made me laugh a lot!

Can I just point out to people like Tojoin that when you come into a thread lie this pretending to might want to join an MLM, it's really obvious that you're trolling. Coming back to spew occasional tirades doesn't make you look any more believable

I think we've missed a trick and should have been sponsored ages ago,22 threads and no sponsor! I'm voting for either Waiteose or MAJESTIC

To be fair BS I look like that anyway

These threads started last year - July? Anyway, we have clearly been playing the long game.

You won't believe me when I say this but I laugh at some of the quick wit on here with genuine admiration! 😂😂

Totally irrelevant but some of you are actually really funny! 👍🏻👍🏻

Cozie it's 19 June.

Its days are numbered.

I thought you were deleting your account Natasha? Admit it, you like us really.

She can't look away. She's rubber necking the shit out of the thread.

NatashaBarnBotShingles it's great to hear that you now understand how Rexy feels about his bots too ;)

EVERYONE.

I HAVE DISCOVERED THE ROOT CAUSE OF MLMS! TAKE A LOOK AT THIS:

Mark Zuckerberg, has been making us all feel inadequate, so strike to become billionaires like him. That grey shirt wearing piece of shit.

worcester "touche'" 😉😂

*strive.

forever 😂😂

Nobody can look as hot as the Milka Cow's arse. It's the face that launched a thousand cow pats. 😂😂

Do Aldi sell yazoo? Asda recently had a special on it.

Ah well, Forever. If we don't hear from you again because those banana bits have done for you.........?

Aldi probably sell yazee! which is like Yazoo, only for one third of the price. Aldi are such good value.

Tomorrow the banana Yazoo gets it. I might stream it live