MLM Bot Watch 22 - Powered by Yazoo: Tragicomic cultic wampum flogging scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus, LifeTreeWorld

[LeafTreeRaker]

Still going strong here at bot watch HQ on MN!

Previous thread here

Botwatch on Wordpress and on Facebook

Timeless Vie on Wordpress and on Facebook

Eyespeying's Blog aka #manhun, even if he's been banned by MNHQ

Hommetepreneur on Facebook

We have our own regularly returning bots.

Glossary:

Bots: our affectionate name for victims of the MLM racket

MLM: Multi-level Marketing schemes - essentially pyramid schemes that are just legal because you sell a product. Reliant upon constant recruitment despite there not being enough people in the world to go beyond about 12 levels if everyone recruited 6.

Downline/Upline: the people you recruited and those who recruited you (going up and down the pyramid inverted funnel)

Timeless Vie: Parody of MLM schemes (though you might spot one in particular) that also carries out fearless investigative work

Hommetrepreneur: also excellent parody site focussing on the menz

BotWatch: Rather more serious, keeps an eye on what the Bots are claiming next, particularly in reference to health and income claims. Also fearless.

Inverted Funnel: Timeless Vie is NOT a pyramid - it's an inverted Funnel, OK?

Eyes: Our former member Eyespying who knows LOTS about MLM schemes. He's still our very own #manhun.

Oh no stop it's all fine because you still get the same money something something something.

(But if you're going to get your bonuses you're going to have to buy sell at least one more CC plus it's going to be far harder for Uberbots to make those huge Chairman's bonuses innit?)

Do we need another square on the MLM bingo board?

You can't criticise me or my mlm: I do charity work!!

BINGO!

It's all for charidee.

Love a bot, sorry to hear about your daughter but to come on here attacking and assuming not many of us here do anything for charity is a bit rich.

This thread isn't even about charity, charity got brought into it by Natasha trying to make herself look good! Humble even ...

Really, it's like those attention seeking Facebook videos, "Look at my good deed for the day, buying a homeless guy a coffee!!!" 💯💯💯💯

The charity work I do doesn't earn me a bonus at work or help reach our targets, it's not connected in any way. In fact I keep it to myself.

Got distracted... barnbot you obviously missed the parallel I was trying to make about being disappointed with a bonus... The parallel was with your forever living bonus.

What the actual fuck are you on about?!

😳😳😳 what the almighty fuck?

I think you may have been conned Natasha

Oh I don't think so hey cozie 😉😉

Don't worry guys you won't have a clue, there's only a couple that will panic! 👍🏻

Oh dear me

Oh for gods sake barnbot stop talking in tongues and just say what the hell you are on about?

Interesting stuff natasha, we all look forward to reading it :)

What you going on about Natasha?
Have you gone? You said you were going before and then came back.
You doing that again?

Confused much?

Well that got weird.

Discredit me while you can. Enjoy it even. I couldn't work out why the same users kept twisting what I say so much!! All makes sense now! Well to me anyway! My account will be deleted soon guys so have a fab week ahead and I wish you all well in whatever you do! 👋🏼👋🏼

Can someone please explain what on earth just occurred? Did we just slip into some weird portal?

If this is what aloe does... Someone sign me up stat! 😂😂

I've just eaten a banana and my hair's turned purple.

Now I know why the Milka cow's lilac - it's been eating bananas and drinking typhoo!

Attention seeker much.

Is someone running the thread?

Is this an illuminati thing?

Think she's trying to drum up readership for her next blog post. Fake it till you make something up it.

Natasha we haven't a clue what you're on about. Genuinely. But crack on.

And if I'm due some sort of bribe or dodgy handout no one has told me.