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MLM Bot Watch 19 - chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etc

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Delurker2016 · 26/04/2016 19:39

Did I just seriously read that?
The fact the link has 'dealwithnegativesfam' in the status says it all.
Next time someone disagrees with me I shall grab my pistols and demand they meet me at sun down.

AssembleTheMinions · 26/04/2016 19:43

NoLonger that's shocking! And how odd that you and Seen both mentioned it burning your skin. I would imagine it's horribly overpriced as well.

RaeSkywalker · 26/04/2016 19:51

That article is the most disturbing thing I have read for some time Kanga Shock

Melaw21 · 26/04/2016 20:17

That article kanga, I only read half of it before I couldnt bear the flagrant fuckwittery any longer.... 😳💪🏻😩

Unreal!

Spongebobette · 26/04/2016 20:28

Kanga that is absolutely amazing. I thought it must be a spoof but it isn't is it.

Melaw21 · 26/04/2016 21:53

#eeeeeeek hunz, we are nearly at thread 20... Surely that deserves a recognition event and totally random incentive?

cozietoesie · 26/04/2016 21:56

Huh! If you're looking to find homes for some gold-plated poop awards, Melaw?.............

Melaw21 · 26/04/2016 21:57

I feel some ridiculous emojjis and randomly placed capitals coming on.... Who iz with me?

🍆💪🏻💯🙌🍷💗🙈💍💅🏻💋😎🙀👄💅🏻✍🦀☘🍀🌵🐩🌞🍗🏓

#amazing #inspiring #hunz #celebrate20 #PPM17 #pointlessmeme #runoutofhashtags

Melaw21 · 26/04/2016 21:58

Lulz... Forgot the CAPITALS what am I LIKE HUNZ WOW... 🙄🙄🙈💋😀🙀💍

Melaw21 · 26/04/2016 22:00

Well the cheques have been handed out... So we need a new incentive...

MLM Bot Watch 19 - chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etc
Melaw21 · 26/04/2016 22:01

🙌

MLM Bot Watch 19 - chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etc
Melaw21 · 26/04/2016 22:02

Sorry for the double post!

Twunk · 26/04/2016 22:13

Getting a bit over-excited there Melaw

BSintolerant · 26/04/2016 22:15

These threads are like gold dust - I don't know whether to laugh or cry! What goes on behind the scenes is absolutely bonkers. Anyone who stumbles across these threads who hasn't had a close encounter of the MLM kind must think they've entered the twilight zone. [cue sinister tragicomic cultic racket music and a sad, sliding trombone.]

Out of curiosity, when these threads, TV and bot watch raise their pretty little heads in the bot FB groups, is it generally by bots who are having second thoughts, or are they mentioned by dyed in the wool bots who warn their downlines that there will be serious consequences if they read or visit these threads? You know, "If you play with the MLM Resiatance your cheque will shrink and your jamberries will fall off." Wink

Melaw May flagrant fuckwittery drown in a sea of ordure. Grin

cozietoesie · 26/04/2016 22:18

Gold-plated ordure, BS, Please! Grin

DollyTwat · 26/04/2016 22:19

I believe very strongly in the towel fairy. Don't you dare try to be negative about her to me. I'll take you outside even if you're a boxer and that's how you will KNOW she is REAL. REAL I tell you. 🦄🎉💕 and unicorns. They're real too. Because I have BELIEF

Delurker2016 · 26/04/2016 22:21

Bots have been told if they like these posts timelessvie et Al they will swiftly be blocked and removed from support groups. It's a little like off with their heads.
Of course they don't want them reading this, especially now some revelations from actual managers are here, before it could be passed off as middle aged keyboard warriors. Their words not mine Huns! #loveyou #pleasedontbanme

Twunk · 26/04/2016 22:22

I can't believe we are approaching 20,000 posts of purest drivel inciteful investigations into MLM!

BSintolerant · 26/04/2016 22:23

dolly 😂😂

I believe in the loo roll fairy who waves her magic wand over odd socks and turns them into wire coat hangers.

(And you thought the dishwasher elves were behind wire coat hangers didn't you?)

BSintolerant · 26/04/2016 22:25

Delurker wow! So are you telling me there's a Jihadi Bot? Shock

throwingpebbles · 26/04/2016 22:26

Good post from Sci Babe here m.facebook.com/scibabe/

throwingpebbles · 26/04/2016 22:27

m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=775229275947183&id=492861780850602

Sorry here is the Herbalife post she has done!

Twunk · 26/04/2016 22:30

Lol BS I was thinking more "queen of hearts" but jihadi bot is much better Grin

cozietoesie · 26/04/2016 22:31

Time to move off the CRY, Dolly. Grin

Melaw21 · 26/04/2016 22:33

Haha delurker dont worry...

MLM Bot Watch 19 - chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etc