MLM Bot Watch 19 - chat about Utah based tragicomic cultastic racketeering scamalangadingdongs like Forever Living, Ariix, Herbalife, Younique, Juiceplus etc etc etc

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$3.39 hun, enough to buy you a coffee at the docks yay! Oh... Sorry, thats in dollars 😬🙈, but its not about the money anyway, its about seeing everyone else get theirs! Woooop!

Eeekk! Melaw!! I WILL be there - you are my inspiration hun, your qualification for this has made me EVEN MORE determined and motivated to buy as much parslai shite as possible work my bizness as hard as I can to be there with you next year! I'm sooo excited!!! Mwah xxx

darcey dont meant to correct you babe, but dont you mean'touching' ur bizness as hard as you can?

I'm sorry, I did mean touch my bizness, and I didn't touch it today I forgot - please don't make me resign and steal all my CCs and my downline

OMG eeeeeekkkkk how many parslaii points to qualify? No wayyyyy I'm missing out on this.
Money doesn't motivate me but I'll take it anyway! #bossbabe #parslaiiqueen #hustle

You need 30 ppp's per month, with 13.3 ants legs minimum, each containing at least one flapping pigeon manager, a plummeting pigeon manager and a pooping pigeon supervisor. Oh and 3 new fledglings signed up every week.

Oh and you must redirect your current spending on nights out and family trips to buy a crate of C.R.Y as it is our flagship product after all....

nolonger seenthelight delurker

Has much been mentioned on your team pages about the recent Sunday Times article?

Will you please host an armchair training at 8pm on Friday night to help us? Because there is nothing I like more than spending a Friday night listening to parslaii training

Nada was mentioned! Absolutely nothing! Swept under the carpet. I found out through cross line managers.

How did those who spoke about it feel about the article?

It was but swiftly deleted.
It's amusing how they are so happy when people are tagging them about how absolutely amazing you are Hun yet this no one can comment.

The fact that she used the deaths of 2 police officers she'd never met is just vile. To think when I first saw her do her act I was in awe of her, rose glasses soon come off when you realise it's all lies.

I haven't posted for ages but have been reading the posts daily.
The latest revelations have completely shocked me. It really is a horrible business to be in. Hopefully anyone considering joining mlm finds this thread, timeless v or botwatch first and decides against it.

My hats off to nolonger, seenthelight, delurker and anyone else reading these threads that have left flp/mlm.
I am sure you feel quite relieved and can actually live your lives again and be happy.

I really do hope you all make a success out of what you decide to do next.

I have 14 poopers but they're all in the same line under one plummeting. Should I hound out encourage the plummeter to leave or her best pooper's fledglings won't count towards my Parslaii power points scheme?

Interesting Delurker I thought it would have come under "No publicity is bad publicity" but obviously they tried to style it out...

We were told not to mention the press article and just ignore it lol

Thank you Penny x

Would anyone like to enlighten me as to wtf the Aloe Toning Kit involves?

It's a wrap kit
Contains the cellophane
Body conditioning lotion
Toner
Gelly stuff for the bath and a loofer thing

Does between 5 &7 wraps
It does wirk but it burnt my skin a bit lol

Twunk
Maybe try convincing your plummeting that it's in the best interest of the ploopers that they are mentored by someone that really cares, someone that touches their bizness everyday. Or you could approach the ploopers and get them to speak plummeting and tell her that they want you to be their parslaii princess. Thing is - this is bizness. So it doesn't matter if the plummeting is a friend or family of the ploopers. Biz comes first.
It's so hard on you Hun. I know you just want to do your best for everyone - you are a star!

I remember being told by an upline to host body wrap parties. You have to measure people, apply burny cream and then wrap them in cling film. I tried it on myself first and didn't lose so much as an inch. I reported back to upline to tell her I couldn't endorse this product as it didn't work (apart from making my skin go on fire) and she told me to LIE about the results. So when you take their before measurements add half an inch and also keep the tape loose when measuring the before and then pull tight on the after. Oh and also make sure my "subjects" had a drink and then they wouldn't notice! I never did a wrap party.

A pooping pigeon supervisor.

I may have to lie down in a darkened room after reading that.

It's madness! If these products were in Boots, and they didn't work, no one would buy them. Because they're part of a hard sell to get cc's they get sold to people

I love all the stories, keep 'em coming. I'm at them

This little nugget just popped up on my Facebook feed - as a sponsored post. someone is paying to advertise this

vipcoachjovita.elitemarketingpro.com/blog/how-i-almost-got-into-a-fight-with-my-mit-buddy-cause-he-dissed-my-business/?sid=dealnegativefriendsfam_fb

Just read that article.....so if anyone tries to speak to us about Being parslaii princesses again we should just offer to take the argument outside to sort it then they will back down and all will be good in the world. Is he for real??!