MLM Bot Watch 13 - Chat about the tragicomical cultic racket (hic) of MLMs Forever Living, Younique, Jamberry, It works, (insert name of Utah MLM here) with posts by Eyes & jokes & desperate Bots

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Desperate spin tactics by Bots, who don't answer questions (keep your expectations low huns xo xo)

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Awwww! I totes missed the fromage fun! I love a crumbly cheddar and some delicious gorgonzola with a sprinkle of parslaii! I can see you had plenty of crackers to go with though! Looks like you had fun! 'Who am I to diss a brie?' 😉

Parslaii sprinkle. I knew it!

I had some Gorgonzola pizza earlier. It was a tad overwhelming - better with crackers I think.

We had Camembert on crusty bread for lunch today - it was lovely but my house smells of farts....

Right, so whats the goss folks? What has sexy rexie been up to? How about all the fairy tales? Did anyone lose any unicorns? Do tell!

Just found the farewell cake bots get when they are excommunicated .... Well it made me laugh....

bossbabe 😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌

The Excommunication cake is far too grammatically correct - it uses an apostrophe and the proper spelling of "you're".

For any puzzled bots out there, spot the difference. The prize is an oversized cardboard cheque for 50p and a pair of Sexy Rexy's undercrackers (used, to adhere to the cheese parlance).

I'm in orr of your multiple six figure salary.

You're an orr who has a six figure salary and your upline's your pimp.

#failingatthismlmstuff .... Sorry BS .......

No, you're not bossbabe anyone can do it!

My bot has posted some pics from today's training. I've forgotten the nicknames but looks like someone who was "famous" last weekend was there. Along with an ex Irish boy band member. (deliberately not naming so i don't get deleted)

I don't believe more than one word in ten when it comes to MLMs. (And those are usually the definite article. )

So I've spent some time today challenging mlm scambralambras on local selling pages. Did get banned briefly but logic won out and I was reinstated. I think this is quite a good tactic - once you point out to admin that no one likes or comments (apart from to shout scambralambra) then they start to listen. Also most mlm recruiting posts ask for women or ladies to join their team. This is discriminatory and illegal and a useful thing to point out to admin on selling pages.

For those that are as fed up as me of mlm bollocks on local selling pages then reporting can be quite effective.

Presumably, that will then percolate?

So Shane whatshisface from boyzone has been posting selfies in front of the Ricoh about how inspired he is

Shaney has for making very dubious business decisions sadly 😟 I think he is very vulnerable and suggestible

Good work clarins!!!

FL bot just posted a photo of a rather famous boy band member at her training today... Claims she was sitting right behind him. I was drawn to the row of packed lunches people had put under the seat infront of them! I'm surprised they don't make you buy one there.

It's the vulnerability and suggestibility of so many prospects that gets me as much as anything else. You simply have no idea whether they know anything of what they're doing or what they're saying - in person or on social media.

I find it staggering that anyone manages to escape from the system in an intact - or at least mostly intact - way. Much respect to those who do.

No. You have to have a certain laminator, four times the price of a regular one. It's yellow and has Forever stamped on the side of it. Other than that it is the same as the cheap one up Staples.

We stand corrected Bananas.

(But please don't give the TV people any ideas! )

How does the 'names to peek at' work site-wise? Is naming naughty?

Not sure what you're asking Anklebiters

If you see Rebecca's post upaways, that should clarify things.

hesa but surely on multiple six figure incomes they are all dining out on lobster and champagne for lunch?