MLM Bot Watch 12 - Chat about the tragicomical cultic racket of MLMs Forever Living, Younique, Jamberry, It works, (insert name of Utah MLM here) with posts by Eyes & jokes & desperate Bots

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now featuring Media Attention!

Forever Living lawyers!

Desperate spin tactics by Bots, who don't answer questions (keep your expectations low huns xo xo)

go!

Thank you last! #parslairocks

Fabulous thread title and we're into well into double figures now too. Go team Parslai.

Placey placey markey markey...

would just like to remind every1 that our parslai is 100% certified organic by our own parslai council that we own and run and control. which means it's 100% a reliable source of info, just like Forever Living's aloe org or whatever the fuck they call it

and also, a reminder of how amazeballey-er than aloe parslai is in all the ways.

fuck u haters! you don't even kno how great it is

Aloe org? Is that like sea org? Sounds legit?

But if you are interested I jumping ship and going into a brand new MLM we have Tiimless Viiiiiiiiiie which has organic Parslaiiiiiii - in suppositories so you can be beautiful on the inside as well as the outside

Arsehole selfies to follow soon....

i might have to do a video soon on the vimeo of how it makes my thighs smaller, just by putting extract du parslai on them.

iasc.org/BOD.html

Hi Hun can I give parslaii to my dog he has terrible flatulence?

Out of interest what happened to the bots who used to pop in?

Have you heard of Oreganiix last? I have had untold amounts of teamiez ringing me worried about there downlines! Apparently oregano (main ingredient in oreganiix) has 100% more health shizzle and opportunities than parsley? Its such a worry, apparently they are a naughty pyramid, unlike us who are just a good old honest inverted funnel...its just not fair that our #parslaiipussies are being sucked in by these charlatans... 😫😢 What will I do? If they all leave???? The rent is due soon on my giant pink windmill!!! 😭😭😭😭

Wiindmiill surely?

Massive thank you to the commenter on the FB page of a well known FLbot, I had a proper belly laugh. And it's not been noticed?? I didn't realise 'de Nile flowed through Sth Africa!!

There's tonnes of stuff about Ariix online - some of it quite old, seems like they've rebranded themselves quite a few times.
Here's one of their corporate pitches featuring a lot of very big numbers:
www.youtube.com/channel/UC3BKbTmf3IgZRSvyX4ErKGA

You've taken a screen shot? And now you're PM-ing us?

Hun my teamies are also getting twitchy, I've told them and told them that getting in at the start doesn't work it's all about the stock u stockpile #wampum

Couldnt bear it if I had to leave, had the bestest bizness meeting in the whole world just this morning! 😭

Twiitchy

I think I might change my name to Twiink

I need to know so that I can delude tell HUGE numbers of people -

Is the Conseil du Parslaiiii certified at Nobel Prize level?

Ski bot is currently lying on castle bots sofa, castle bots bro is also there. And you'll never guess.......

They're all on their phones!

patz reading Mumsnet probably! 👋👋👋👋 lol

Hiiiii

They might be reading some other websites in the morning perhaps then they will accept we are not all #jealoushaterz

Well they did mention t.v. !

Oh sparkle that is a good point! 💯💯💯🙌🙌🙌👏👏👏👀