Can't Stop Won't Stop - MLM Botwatch 10 Now Featuring MLMers who don't answer questions, jokes, posts by eyes, questions about Forever Living, Ariix, Younique, Jamberry etc as scambralamas

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For newbies: Downline = people at the bottom of the pyramid scheme/"MLM" opportunity

Feel free to re-ask all your good, fact-based questions to our new MLM visitors! Just keep your expectations low.

Be prepared for being called a drug dealer!

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Her hair looks much better in the supposed 'before' shot - it's obvious it's just been cut and she's got rid of all those scraggly end that are being touted as growth in the second shot.

I know exactly.

Ooh in 2 weeks my neatly cut, shiny hair can go to straggly and wonky, I must get me some.

Take note, bots. This is what you do and say, and teach people to do and say. That does not make you a global coach/business mentor/lifestyle guru, it makes you a con artist.

Morning #teamies and #viestars! Has everyone done their 'mindsetmastery' this morning? Have you rinsed away all the hater potaters? They will never share your vision and they just want to tear down your (my) sparkly parslaii dreams huns.... Omg, feeling so emotional and #inspired about your bravery in the face of these jealous #dreamstealers that I am crying as I write this! Let them all trot along to their J.O.B's having missed out on the best (worst) opportunity in the world... (Obviously until the next one comes along and we need to 'get in first') believe in yourself and your parslaiipussy upline... We have your back (until you face doesnt fit anymore or you dont recruit enough new parslai pushers obvs)

You (and your monies) are loved by your Parslaii family!
Keep on being amazing!

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See cat knows the score! Keep selling the (impossible) dream hunz!!

Achh. The 'before' shot looks as if it's actually the 'after' shot. If she intended that 'after' shot to be a demonstration of what the product did to her, Well................ I'd run a mile.

acatcalledjohn is it like when certain Christian cults set a date for the Rapture and it doesn't happen, ever so they simply move the date forward a year?
I think the witnesses are coming up to about a century of unfulfilled rapture dates now, sadface.

I bow down before you, Melaw.

Such an inspiration!

toobusy that Forever complaints article is dynamite. I hope it gets them rattled.

That did make me laugh somewhat, Sminky, in that it's the tragicomic thruth (drink up, pebbles). Thing is, there are many quiet raptures for individuals who end up out of pocket.

The thing that still baffles me now is that they all still believe this is THE opportunity, despite the fact that they themselves deplete the stock of potential recruits as fast as they can. Yet the system ONLY works IF you KEEP RECRUITING.

It's like when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object. They can't both exist. An MLM and a finite population are the exact same.

But until they pull their heads out of each other's arses which may be challenge given how far up them they all are they will not see this.

The ocean is a great untapped resource, plenty of beings who don't get know about the opportunity, billions of plankton, imagine the size of your downline.

Which is presumably why they're moving into hitherto undeveloped markets such as Africa and South East Asia?

cat hun you are getting too close to my catch phrase with that photo, I hope you aren't trying to undercut me and steal my parslai downline.

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'The Great Dissappointment' in the 'Millerite' movement was the reaction that followed Baptist preacher William Miller's proclamations that 'Jesus Christ would return to the earth in 1844.' Many of his adherents had given away all of their Earthy possessions and were left destitute, and suicidal, when Miller's controlling scenario proved to be fictitious.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Disappointment

Now doesn't all that sound frighteningly-familiar?

Steal, Rodney? Never. I'll inherit it

3 more uk based Local to me FB pages reported to the ASA and local trading standards.

Lady I spoke to at trading standards said she was getting more and more reports about false health claims from these types of companies and it's a pain to deal with when they do home based parties or table top sales events.

I can recommend you a dodgy will making company if you like cat

Forever complaints article is brilliant. Surely that is enough for "the powers that be" to investigate further.
I know with my bot i can never say I feel anything less than 100% healthy because if I mention any illness whatever she invariably has an aloe "cure" for it.

acatcalledjohn I believe throwingpebbles only hits the vodka when her hero uses the 'T' word. If I'm wrong, she could soon have a problem.

You need to start expounding the virtues of parslaii, crumpet.

Notice how after the Great Dissappointment, Miller's adherents fragmented in various different groups, but which were still controlled by essentially the same narrative.

I always drink on adherents, this thread is costing me a fortune in vodka.

nextyearrodney My Smirnoff shares are doing nicely, thank-you.

Wtaf?