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Can't Stop Won't Stop - MLM Botwatch 10 Now Featuring MLMers who don't answer questions, jokes, posts by eyes, questions about Forever Living, Ariix, Younique, Jamberry etc as scambralamas

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lastuseraccount123 · 25/02/2016 16:08

facebook.com/timelessvie

facebook.com/liestopper

timelessvie.wordpress.com

@Timeless Vie

Soon to be on Instagram :) :) !!

blogwatchblog.blogspot.com

For newbies: Downline = people at the bottom of the pyramid scheme/"MLM" opportunity

Feel free to re-ask all your good, fact-based questions to our new MLM visitors! Just keep your expectations low.

Be prepared for being called a drug dealer!

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bossbabebot · 25/02/2016 17:55

Well hello botwatchers!

I haven't been on today due to me having a J. O. B.... But we are fan fucking tastic aren't we? Whoop whoop whoop #amazinghuns

Seriously though we have done ok - we look ok Wink

I wonder if these are the fastest filling threads on mumsnet - can mumsnet towers give me an answer? Please hunz ...

Melaw21 · 25/02/2016 17:57

Placemarking...some irritating Sh t going off in RL but will be back asap!!!

nextyearrodney · 25/02/2016 17:59

So how much would this little lot be costing my bot then?

She's been manager for a while now and doesn't seem to be climbing further up the greasy pole so perhaps she needs to boost her CCs this month. They get increasingly desperate don't they.

Can't Stop Won't Stop - MLM Botwatch 10 Now Featuring MLMers who don't answer questions, jokes, posts by eyes, questions about Forever Living, Ariix, Younique, Jamberry etc as scambralamas
rayofhope · 25/02/2016 18:00

Just been catching up on TV. I'm so glad the girl got out before she spent any more money. And that's a shocking amount of money for a training conference, no matter who it's with wonders to self if it was the Jan Rhue training

The upline she was with should be ashamed of themselves for putting that much pressure on people. If you don't do X they don't want to work with you. That's so they know how many cc's you'll be bringing in which helps them plan their business.

Please don't feel bad, you're certainly not alone. Just be glad you didn't rope too many other people in.

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rayofhope · 25/02/2016 18:13

next doing the C9, FIT1 and FIT2 gives them a few cc's over the 69 day programme. The FIT1 and 2 are over 1cc each and the C9 is just under 0.5cc. But also lightens their wallet by quite a lot Shock

Melaw21 · 25/02/2016 18:24

fully is that the 'guru' in that pic? at the home that animals and hay were possibly once stored in?

cozietoesie · 25/02/2016 18:26

Thank you, Cubic. Useful.

TapStepBallChange · 25/02/2016 18:27

I've been lurking on here for a while. The other night I noticed an MLM bot on one of my local selling pages post a copy of the cheque she got for her 4 weeks' earnings pointing out how amazing it was, earning all that money working one hour a day. However, looking at the amount posted, if she worked everyday for one hour, she was on £6.50 an hour, and not that much more if she didn't work weekends. Not sure what I was missing but didn't seem worth it to me

Twunk · 25/02/2016 18:30

The claims about the air purifier are by the Americans but it's linked to on the uk page.

What it actually says that "indoor pollution contains X and these things can lead to....war, pestilence, disease blah blah blah" cleverly Hmm avoiding saying that the air purifier can prevent those.

However the ASA probably aren't going to see it like that as it's clear what it is implying.

Melaw21 · 25/02/2016 18:44

What I want to know (and I think you will all agree that its a very important question) is will this filter also stop zombies???

Eyespying · 25/02/2016 18:47

The air filter, is the classic, thinly-disguised, cultic protection racket. Essentially, the 'Ariix' mob are making an offer that can't be refused. They are persuading vulnerable people that they are risking their lives, and the lives of their loved ones, if they don't pay through the nose for this miraculous black box. I'll bet anything you have to keep regularly replacing something f*** expensive in the 'Ariix' air filter as well.

lastuseraccount123 · 25/02/2016 18:52

timelessvie.wordpress.com/2016/02/24/jamberry-arrives-in-the-uk-here-is-our-response-huns/

oMG huns! TV is very threatened by Jamberry but we is ready!!!

OMG huns! There is a tremor in the force – Nail wraps are arriving in the UK!! Even though we already have lots of them.

Yeah yeah yeah we can hear the haters. “What’s so great about Jamberry? nargle nargle nargle, I can get nail stickers for 1 pound at Claire’s” in their hater-talk.

Well, we can tell you what’s so great. It’s an MLM, which means it can exploit help mums stay home and work around their kids 19 hours a day. while making people in the USA RICH RICH RICH!!

And as always, if you are the first joiner you stand to make wadloads of cash from ur downlines!!! Top of the pyramid is the top money spot, right, babeez?

So LOVE.

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Patzy85 · 25/02/2016 18:53

I'm not opposed to spending money on a decent product, but that air filter is taking the biscuit!

If you buy it do you get a free 'MUG' tattoo across your forehead?

cozietoesie · 25/02/2016 18:55

Just been reading your posts on 'commission' generation, Cubic. My brain hurts.

And as my brain is hurting, might I ask - do you know if distributors and leaders ever try to work out how they get the amounts they do/challenge them or do they just grab the 3 peanuts and half a banana cash and run?

stopfaffing · 25/02/2016 18:55

Melaw21 if it stops zombies, I'm getting one Grin.

Eyespying · 25/02/2016 18:59

ariix.com/pdf/Puritii_Air.pdf

fr.slideshare.net/global1network/ariix-puritii-airpresentation

$250 for a replacement filter which lasts 6-12 months.

$160 extra for a warranty (possibly to be paid annually, it's not clear) with free filters for 7 years (probably only if you remain active and keep paying)

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  1. PURITII Pricing Unit + Free Filter MSRP $2425.71 AD & IIX $1698.00 Retail opportunity ($727.71) PV
  2. PURITII Pricing Replacement Filters $250.00/110 PV Recommended replacement every 6-12 months
  3. PURITII Industry-leading Lifetime Warranty $160 Free repair/replacement for as long as you own it $50 discount on replacement filters Conditions apply, see Lifetime Warranty document.
  4. PURITII Promotional Offer *Conditions apply, see Lifetime Warranty document. Lifetime Warranty purchasers will receive a FREE replacement filter on the anniversary of their purchase! …and one every year for 7 years! A $1750 value!
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Powertotheparalai · 25/02/2016 19:02

Place marking #paralaiipushers and #eyesinhismagicpants

Fullyloaded1 · 25/02/2016 19:02

Yes Melaw that's the 'gnu' 😂😂😊

lazycoo · 25/02/2016 19:03

Jeezo that's an expensive way to get started in MLM. I take it this air filter shite is essential buying for bots?

Cubic again well said.

Mootpointer · 25/02/2016 19:06

Air filters - how much?! The market for this crud is so limited.
Buy plants that'll do it, no ...wait a couple of aloe plants( haha, the irony) Grin

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