MLM-Bot Watch 5 - Juice+, Forever Living, Younique, Arbonne, newbie ARIIX, and our own Parslai-powered Timeless Vie

[acatcalledjohn]

As you were, team, as you were.

Mine too and I am not prepared to take the risk.

lastuser #nailingithun

Have you noticed that some of the 'before' pics are quite clearly of pregnant women. Then the after picture 2 weeks later and have lost a whole stone, well yes, they have given birth.

DayToDayShit

Don't forget, down the 'MLM' rabbit hole (where physical and mathematical laws have been suspended in favour of Mindest miracles) there are 'Drink Me' potions to get smaller, and 'Eat Me' cakes to get bigger.

Mindset miracles

updated the blog to remove some identifying features from the photos. don't think they're going to like it though ha ha

I received an invite to take a look at a bots generic, awful, cheaply made, dated standard FL website shop today.

Grab a bargain. While stocks last. Which they will. Forever. Because no one wants them.

It's a PR emergency huns!!! timelessvie.wordpress.com/2016/02/03/pr-emergency-all-top-bots-shills-please-read/

Great work so far Last, EyeSpy, Acatcalled & Throwing and others in the background. TV is looking great. Place marking on new thread.

My bot was on the PDF doc on the first page, didn't receive a cheque but listed as she moved up the ladder. She's in Lanza' at the minute getting brainwashed on training, having an amazing time in an all expenses paid trip

The prices never cease to amaze me! Meanwhile I've found a JP bot claiming that juice plus cured osteoarthritis, diabetes and depression, all in the same person at once! Wowzers!

Wow - lots more fascinating stuff emerging.

Last that blog post is pure gold!

Delurking to join in the party.
I have been invited to a real life event - a joint JP and Tropics day, where we can all sample the products, hun, before we sign up.
I'm so excited.
In seriousness, does anyone have the figures re: JP and/or Tropics? I know FL demands 4cc a month, but do any botwatchers know what the commitment is for these MLMs? I have four Tropic Bots and one JP and it feels like watching a descent into madness

This has JUST appeared on JPBot's page.
What does "improve pregnancy " mean?

No idea about the tropic bots, I have one but she hardly makes any posts about it, so she cant be under much pressure yet.

Some one on my local sales page was having a FL flash sale - 50% off everything! People were snapping stuff up

They probably don't know themselves. It's been lifted from somewhere - maybe even several sources. The use of language and apostrophisation is .......not good.

A certain Worcester top bot seemed to have quite a turn out for her event at the Beefeater last night, where does she find these people?

I must be jinxed or something. I just got another Yooneek bot yesterday. Now I know we all go on about how intelligent some of these folks are that get sucked in but this woman is really just the last person I expected this from, a real no-nonsense type. We worked in sales years ago when I was a teen but she had moved away then recently back to the area, so only had her on facebook a year (so she would be unaware of my experience in beauty retail).

She gave me the spiel. I even got the old 'just like Bare Minerals/Mac' number. So I had to wind her up. Had her on the ropes a few questions in. They can spout as much shit as they want about the company, it's 'vision' etc but put them up against anyone with any expertise in the beauty industry and they will crumble. Just as the FL bots do when faced with you guys. The amount I have learned from you is staggering and got a few friends liking TV too

The majority of people at a business presentation are already in forever.
You are encouraged to go to your local BP each time it is on. By having the room full of enthusiastic flpers it will encourage anyone new to sign up.

MrsSimon was going to say the same as penny you are 'encouraged' to go to your local BP every week, in fact if you are wanting to hit those top incentives (eagle manager, CMB) you HAVE to attend as it's part of the criteria. So yes the majority in that photo will be FL people.

As for JP that annoys me so much. Their products should NOT be promoted to pregnant or breastfeeding mums as there is an insane amount of Vit A in them which can be harmful during pregnancy. Of course the bots come on and say this just isn't true as their scientists say so forget that they're actually paid by JP

Actually the photo will be angled so that it has prospects in it but the rest of the room will be FL people there to talk to the prospects about how wonderful their life is now they're with Forever.

These threads have been a lifeline to me, just wanted to say thank you

Something else I'd like to point out. For the past few years the info supplied by Forever states that they're turnover is $2.6 billion. Why has this not gone up or down? Surely if the company is always growing (as they state it is) then that figure would go up? It's been the same on their literature since about 2011. What am I missing?

Louboutin-buying-Castle-Bot has removed the post about children...

The damage control is just hilarious

Excellent blog post, last!

...What am I missing?....

Regular and properly audited accounts I would guess.