MLM-Bot Watch 5 - Juice+, Forever Living, Younique, Arbonne, newbie ARIIX, and our own Parslai-powered Timeless Vie

[acatcalledjohn]

As you were, team, as you were.

There are many lessons to be drawn about 'FLP' and 'Ariix' from examining 'Lyoness' and 'Lyconet.' These 'MLM' Austrian-based rackets have already morphed into several more (including 'Zinzino'), but they sprang out others, to start with.

kinda of like that "jouve" product Ariix flogs. Jouve with an acute on the e. Cos that makes it sound fancy and all frenchy-like

maybe TV needs a new posh line. supah posh skin products with a name with a bunch of vowels with acutes, graves and umluts (sp?) on them so they look real spesh and Euro. Like they've been discovered in a cave in the Swiss Alps.

I've been following these threads since the first one. Have only just got round to reading Merchants of Deception which really is scary stuff. I can't believe the similarities between Amway and FL.

I think what you are doing is fantastic.

welcome, GirlfromtheNorth! we are lucky to have such a good bunch of people here on MN willing to do something about this

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Thanks! A little treat for bot watchers....anyone spot the not so subtle product placement in this bot photo of tea making?!

The only thing missing is the Forever teabag.

Maybe TV could hire the Churchill Room in House of Commons for some positive PR of our own. I'm sure we could pap some passing MP to put in our literature to show people what a serious issue parslai power is.
www.parliament.uk/visiting/venue-hire/venues-for-hire/churchill-room/
The hire rates are in a PDF bottom left. We would only really need it for 4 hours which without catering (bring ya own cheese n parsley sandwiches) would cost us £2,250. Quite reasonable ;)

omg i like it

Gimlet clearly my bot has got a lot to learn...

marking place

Place marking on new thread with a photo I found on a public page. Please tell me this wrapping paper isn't supposed to be FL or look like the FL logo?

My bot has just posted congratulating her mentee on achieving her 4cc level 1 pin, what is that all about?

A few months ago, skibot took a picture of herself with AM's chairman's bonus cheque, posted it to her FB with no narrative, and then let all the little bots go crazy thinking it was her cheque!

Last - FL have the Sonya skin care range and Flawless by Sonya make up.

How about TV having Sharon skin care? Faultess by Sharon?

Shazza perhaps?

hmmm, not aspirational enough. maybe Sharon, with an ecute over the o. or an umlut. one of those.

www.linkedin.com/groups/4265311/profile MLM group on linkedin including Avon Amway Usana Harbalife FOREVER MARY KAY TUPPERWARE NU SKIN MELALEUCA NATURA

Sharôn would be better!

I'm only buying anything from 'Faultless by Shazza' if it makes my eyelashes look like spiders legs!

www.linkedin.com/groups/3038099/profile

6091 - This is the number of people Linkedin show as saying the are currently listing Forever living or aloe vera based distributors in the UK.

In Girl's kettle photo a few posts back why do the letters in the window spell FAT?

kamchat we can fulfil your eyelash needs with our current product range, Timeless Vie MasKara. It's made from real parsley stems!!!

Following on from Norbert's update, my bot's upline has also posted about the amazing January the team have had. £12k of sales and 29 people tagged. So £400 each - 2.4 CCs each. You can see why they're so keen to recruit to get the other CCs they need.