MLM-bot watch - LIGHTHEARTED - continued discussion of Juice + Forever Living Younique etc as scams with laughing

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Continued LIGHT-HEARTED discussion here.

For heavy analysis, please check out Eyespy's threads on the same topic.

Our own, fake MN MLM twitter, FB & blog accounts are here:

@TimelessVie
wordpress.com/timelessvie
facebook.com/timelessvie

update: 459 likes on TV FB page, over 6,000 reach

nearly 5,500 views of blog - not bad since it was started in november, and we're noticing more and more websearches for TV too.

Interested in more indepth analysis? On the left sidebar of the blog, under "blogroll" is a list of more serious MLM blogs.

Please keep this thread is bot-watching, sharing screenshots, random MLM info you find and other crazy shit, please and thankyou

And again, we could do none of this without all of you. Thank you.

wadingthroughsoup I know, toddler business, isn't it?

Apart from possibly needing the intelligence of Professor Stephen Hawking to understand the payment structure, the rest of it requires zero brains. Oh and absolutely no shame or sensitivity, but they'll pulverise that out of you with the brainwashing mindset training.

I smiled wryly at the comment from an ex FLbot on Netmums, 'the training was repetitive.' Of course it was, love, because there is absolutely nothing of substance to learn. Having read that QLS diamond training manual and watched a few of the uber bots take to the stage to 'train' at their events, all it is is to try and remember everyone you ever crossed paths with in your life, and pester them to death (using their special pestering filing system to help you pester them) and remember to pester anyone new you come across and maybe trawl Facebook for people to pester. Aside from pestering, what is there to learn? The products? Unimportant. Make shit up, make a meme. There is nothing to it.

No wonder they have to wheel Dave O' Conman in for a bit of cosmic woo quantum bullshit training at their events, must be a time filler at the very least.

And they look down on those of us with real live careers, who have to make difficult decisions and do things that require real thought and intelligence and have the nerve to call us the idiots? Uhmmm!

last sent you a pm on Friday with my email address to join the FB group

So then wadingthroughsoup if Tina has been in FL for over 7 years she must be a millionaire by now then . Anyone care to find her accounts online?

I don't think she has a ltd company, can't find anything.

As well as the expense of buying various crappy merchandise there must also be the expense of photoshop style apps - one FLbot I stalk watch is a friend of CS who is a fellow school mum.

I don't know what app she uses but the picture of her she posted today bears no resemblance to the reality unless she's not eaten, had a tummy tuck (or a body transplant) in the couple of weeks since I last saw her! (yet she claims it's all down to some aloe shit or other)

timelessvie.wordpress.com/2016/01/17/in-memory-of-friends-family-lost-to-juice-plus-herbalife-younique-forever-living-stella-dot-nuskin-etc/

We have some outstanding invites on the fb group - please make sure to check your email account, spam folder, etc to see if the invite is in there. I will re send them all again.

also an fyi, a lot of the discussion is happening over there now.

What is the Linford Christie thing.
Is he endorsing fl?

'All sceptism means is that you have unanswered questions'.

This happened.

Then this happened.

LC attended a success day (we assume was paid to do so) and then all the bots posted pics saying he was joining up because he was sooo impressed with the ethics of the company.

One of the super bots then posted to say that he was still making his mind up so don't put him off by posting saying he'd already joined

We are trying to get clarification or a denial from him!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/style_and_beauty/2551024-Is-Forever-Living-detox-worth-the-money?watched=1&msgid=58731108#58731108

What's a 'sizzle'? My bot had 1 yesterday????

mlmtheamericandreammadenightmare.blogspot.fr/2016/01/mumsnet-members-create-timeless-vie.html

thanks Eyespying, appreciated. that's a really great endorsement.

eats humble pie

lastuseraccout123- There's no need to thank me or to eat humble pie. I only posted the truth and I should perhaps have posted it sooner. We've all learned something here.

and all round

Lastuser how do I pm you ???

Sparky, I am not entirely sure what a 'sizzle' is but EC (I think EC) talked of weekly training meetings and a 'sizzle' instead once every 6 weeks.

So, not a training session.

On the right of the blue bar with posters name is 'message poster'.
Tap that, Annie.

yes, we have. and thanks for being so gracious.

annie there's a "message poster" thingie to the far left of my posts, just use that. please pm me your email address.

to all others: have emailed everybody who has given me their email address. if you haven't received an invite, it could be an issue with your spam filter etc. remember to check your email inbox not fb!

Testing.

gracious thing @ eyespying, just to be clear