MLM-bot watch - LIGHTHEARTED - continued discussion of Juice + Forever Living Younique etc as scams with laughing

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Continued LIGHT-HEARTED discussion here.

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Im still in bed Greengoblin! On a saturday?! Who the hell knew? Claire and I are soooo alike! Now, where can I get me some nice yellow FL pyjamas...

Oh, and bananasmel... I sooo want to like the potato meme on her page (which amazingly is still there) but I dont want to get booted before seeing how the happy clappy conference goes! It really is like rubbernecking a slo mo car crash, I know its wrong to look, but I cant help myself!

I did actually troll an FLbot page, when she was at a success day, just before she went on stage to do a speech. Yes how cruel of me. Yes she saw it straight away. She didn't block me, just stopped me from posting to her business page.
But I dont wanna troll their pages as they are far too fascinating. I love the comments under CS 'haters' post. Reading between the lines a lot of friends and relatives are expressing concern.
A friend of mine ( who is on long term sick with ME) tells me shes had to block two FLbots as they won't shut up about how the aloe gel will cure her. One of these bots is seriously ill with the same. Shes been exploited by her upline, too. Makes me sick.

Where the hell is this event that they have to get up at 4.30am?!

On a Saturday too!

Surely their fantastic incomes would stretch to a luxury spa hotel nearby?

Wonder whether the official FL diary and EC's pro planner (looks like a direct copy of passion planner judging by comments on the FB page) are going to clash!!

Also the keyboard warriors have rattled CS as she's misquoted me to another bot in her comments.

Anyone else screaming, 'YOU ARE NOT ENTREPENEURS' at their laptop screen? Nope? Just me?
Maybe I do have something in common with these bossbabes. I had such a mad week, last week, I'm working today, in order to keep up. I'm at my desk, at home, I am wearing slippers but I did get dressed.

I'm still upset at the photo posted on our fb page showing the African lady with a big pile of fl stuff, outside her home. Funking exploitative bustard .

Is that the one where she has her baby on her back? You can just see a little foot?

My FL bot is in Birmingham this week to be brainwashed motivated to reach the next level.

This is a professional woman, I don't understand how she can be so naive.

I should be working but......

I can't believe the price of them fugly yellow bags!

CS's eyebrows have their own spot at their "kickstart" today !!!

The powerteam is being trained in Birmingham today.
Why did they all seem to need to set their alarms for 4.30am?
CS posted that her alarm was set for 4.30am and we even got a photo of her alarm clock. Given that she lives somewhere in Worcestershire and that Birmingham is not particularly far away I can only assume that the early alarm must be to give herself enough time to pencil in those HD brows.😁
NH now has an audio CD of how to succeed at network marketing, perhaps her best selling book telling us how to use social media to entice more victims didn't make her enough money.
There are 1200 people at the training event today, I wonder how much the tickets are?

Apparently £22 for today and £54 for both days. Mr Dave is there tomorrow.

Mr Dave scares me

I think "powerteam" has seen where the real money lies

Mr Dave , does he also have a book to sell perchance?
I think they are all a bit scary actually. They are all clearly very good at not taking no for an answer and ruthlessly hunting out their next prey (sorry, helping others to acheive their full potential and earn 6 figure residual incomes)

Got it in one Gina

A whole captive audience and they'll be queuing round the block to buy his book.

They are not daft.

CS lives 2mins from M5. Takes just under an hour to ravel to the NEC, door to door. Remember she needs at least 2 hrs to do makeup, squeeze into her spandex (which has seen a lot of use this so let's hope C9 has been working) and then take at least 2000 selfies until she can leave home.
Just had a an image of her onstage just about to spout forth when the spandex slowly stars to fail spectacularly. Various body parts gradually escaping and filling her now undersized clothes. Could be straight out of Little Britain.

Looks packed today

£50odd for each of them, plus the ridiculous amount of nasty merchandise they will have sold...

The talk of the 4.30 am start is important, and in no way random. Dedicated bots (the winnerz) will follow suit with their upline and get an early start. Then I'm sure there will be a few celebratory drinks after a long days training. Then an early start the next day. Leaving people in a dreamy susceptible state for the programming Dave O'Connor has for them tomorrow.
I wish I was joking.

I've got this mental image of Dave O Conner playing Pink Floyd records backwards so you can hear the subliminal message. 'buy more aloe shite, buy my cds and books.'
You're not wrong about the sleep deprivation, it's part of the brainwashing. That and they've all just finished their clean 9 so they will be spaced out already from lack of food as it is. It would be amusing was it not so sinister.

I didn't think of it like that Ambler but yes I can see it's well planned. It's like the Merchants of Deception come to life!

I can't actually believe it's real.

What a horrid cult.

I saw the other day Jayne leech recruiting and she's like top bot queen uk yet still has to recruit new suckers personally to keep up there.

Can they not see it's a never ending treadmill and they think we are the losers! Brainwashing indeed!

sminky love that meme .