MLM-bot watch - FL, Juice Plus, Younique etc

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today's update: My FLbot has signed up her sister to join her number one team!!!!!

Oh I found a new (I think!) type of Bot on my FB today....an Organo coffee bot....healthy coffee with some sort of fungus. And yes, my best friend is flogging that shit and has immediately started recruiting....

I am so bloody tempted to block her!!

don't block eatme. share it here

Trading standards, lastuseraccount? Sounds like FL compliance don't intend to address the problem (hard to believe though that is )

Oh my bot posted on someone else's post on a local group and all hell has broken loose for not starting her own post!

groovee can you share the drams?

trib yup, but, I really want to make sure they won't follow through - after all MLennox was insisting that they fired anyone who make redonkulus claims about FL products and so far there's been no proof that's true at all.

it sounds as if pyramid selling schemes are proliferating on FB like japanese knotweed

I suppose pyramid schemes do prosper in hard times - people want to believe there's some easier way to make money. The NY Times reports an increase in 'direct sales' (legitimate as well as pyramid) during recession years.

Bummer post been removed by admin! It was entertaining!

I have Younique marketing vids! and all this! :O

I find the way Youniquebots are falling over themselves to introduce this crap to Germany quite disturbing. yay! more innocent victims for the downline!

ok, and honestly - what is so great about the lashes? They still look like clumpy mascara lashes to me. Not getting it.

yikes there are spiders crawling out of her eye sockets
and what happened to her naturally occurring eyebrows

Bettyberry, I like the bit at the end of your third picture "it really is too good to be true". Probably the only true statement on there.

It would be quite interesting, on this little corner of the site, to see how long these mum pp last before giving up, assuming that most don't make a fortune.
There must be loads of exbots.

mlm, not mum

I'm intrigued as to why when a bot finally comes to her senses (surely some must?) they don't post the 'truth' and admit its all shite ... maybe it really is amazing or maybe they have some sinister hold over them still

Any ex bots on here?

My FL bot has gone to pm event invites. This is slightly fun because I can see that she's had one yes, a maybe and lots of Nooooooo I'm washing my hair that night.

I was proud that I didn't make up an elaborate excuse.

My Flbot is very emotional today,she has watched another Flbots story and has posted a video of herself crying on her fb. Apparently its not just the money, its about helping all her team and she loves them all. Ewww excuse me while I throw up.

lol you guys are killing me today. KILLING MEEE.

Look what my bot's been doing...don't be jelly.

she's aiming to spread aloe shite world wide:

ooh look a trip a trip

Whilst in Mexico they could note the aloe growing all around, free for all ...

The cynic in me thinks her inbox is empty...

ooh the ole fake it 'til you make it "pretend you are too busy to answer your PMs on FB" post.

bet her inbox IS empty Talcum, but if she keeps pretending it's not maybe it won't be ! ya know! dream big!

Ooh, I've been invited to a Younique online party, so we can all buy mascara in our pyjamas