Welcome new people.
I haven't caught up on the thread but I present myself to the namaste Bitches for absolutely brutal punishment. My car by twatishness is as follows:
Champagne and macaroons x 4 immediately after the wedding.
More champagne on arrival at the reception x 3 glasses.
Lobster soup with a tiny piece of bread
White wine x 2
Elderflower sorbet with a shot of something
Fish with a sweet blackberry sauce and green veg.
Rose wine x 1
Apple sorbet with a shot of rocket fuel
Roast beef, tiny baby veg and mash
Red wine x 3
Baileys x 2
Chocolate mouse cake with ice cream
Desert wine
Port x lots & lots 4 that I recall but people are saying twice that.
Cheese & beer
I'm proud to say that DH and I were still on the dance floor at 3:00am when they brought the hot dogs out
I fully loaded dog 3 vodka shots
I'm positive that if it wasn't for the fact I'm in the wheelchair I would have fallen flat on my face. I haven't had a proper drink since January but managed to get a whole years worth in in one day.
No drama, no fights there were tears but of happiness.
Oh and various things from the buffet this morning.
That's it I think I'm still drunk.