Oh my goodness what a day I had yesterday!
My bastard bollocking car broke down on me, I defy you to find anyone with worse car luck than me, we spent £600 on the bloody thing last month and it's only 2 months old!!!
So yesterday it broke down, a cylinder blew up, so I'm sat in the car in 28 degree heat guzzling bottles of water until DP arrives with the RAC.
Then I walk the 3 miles home only to find the person who picks my children up from school on a Monday is off sick so I walk another 3 miles to school.
When I get there I'm given another gallon of wart and some first aid as my heal is a big bloody mess from my shoe, they call a taxi and take us home.
DP is towed to Ford and tells them if they don't fix by the end of tomorrow he'll start making legal noise. They drive him home and promise it will be fixed by close of business today.
The school are awesome and send the receptionist to fetch the kids for school today and she'll drive them home too and our amazing child
Minder picked ds3 up and will drive him home.
So yesterday I had a weeks worth of water and I walked 6 miles with the pushchair.
I'm just having mashed avacado with chorizo and asparagus and a bottle of water and a coffee.