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Where have all the fit, interesting and available men gone? Part 23

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Monty100 · 05/07/2010 23:32

These threads are finishing faster and faster!

As you were.

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lou33 · 10/07/2010 22:26

i am chuckling at the thought of him scaling the wall

rapunzel got someone to do it though so it could work

ok the boys are now hyperactive with tiredness and excitement and he is wondering what he has let himself in for

haha

Remotew · 10/07/2010 22:50

All this is conjuring up images inside my head. lol

All the munters on POF must have messaged me by now as I'm not receiving any messages atm. Stallion text the other night but I've developed bfs. FWB rang me last night just for a chat, he wasn't within servicing visiting distance. Mentioned the carnival and he recalled that was where we met. 4 yrs ago! Think maybe he has had enough time.

ninah · 10/07/2010 22:56

hope you have a lovely day tomorrow eve

Monty100 · 10/07/2010 22:57

Lou - you huzzy lol.

Eve - At least Kdk is getting a break then lol. 4 years ago! He's not going to change then is he? It is what it is, and if it suits no hard lines, but poor Stallion.

Why is there never a balance??

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Remotew · 10/07/2010 23:04

Yep, 4 yrs and nothing changes. Does suit me mostly, we did discuss that we both have problems where real relationships are concerned. He says he wants to meet someone but won't stay in one place long enough.

I guess when we find the balance we have half way cracked it.

Monty100 · 10/07/2010 23:24

Eve - it's getting the scales right in the first place I guess.

Ninah - lol at houseboy thread. ffs.

Eve - did you see it?

Some people...........

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ninah · 10/07/2010 23:27

I really liked your solution monty
what a way to live though, came across it in africa oh but we're so gooood to them

lou33 · 10/07/2010 23:28

omg they are still awake and all three of them are cackling loudly

and i just found out he sneaked some haribo in the tent , so that isnt going to help!

Monty100 · 10/07/2010 23:32

Ninah - ikwym. App my solution is not do-able either re visas, so why's she asking about uk?? grr

Lou - HARIBO! Think I might retire gracefully from any romantic ideas lol. (There's always 5am when dcs have gone off to sleep).

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lou33 · 10/07/2010 23:37

i just said v sternly it was 11.35 and they were on their last warning

if they dont shut up i will bring them in and they can whinge in their room

Monty100 · 10/07/2010 23:44

Lou - Red Card next!

But then they'll find any threat very funny after Haribo.

(Been there got the.....)

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lou33 · 10/07/2010 23:51

i just hauled dp in and told him he had to stop joining in with the fun and games and stop the haribo, because nice as it is they are having fun, it's late and they will be up til silly o clock and i dont want them keeping people awake

plus i would rather like him to be able to come and pay me a visit when they are asleep, pointing out that otherwise he is going to get v little peace and will be ratty tomorrow, as well as missing out on some fun and games with me

he has gone back out and so far all is quiet

fingers crossed

Monty100 · 11/07/2010 00:22

Lou -

Ninah -

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lou33 · 11/07/2010 12:31

Well that didnt go as planned

ninah · 11/07/2010 20:23

lou what happened?
monty and and
stepped away, really admire those arguing the case but it's a deeply unpleasant thread

Monty100 · 11/07/2010 21:00

Lou - you ok?

Ninah - WTF?? Tbh I just scanned up to about 10am posts, I will have another look later. Good grief. I live in a bubble thinking that people like that don't exist. I am totally gobsmacked.

How's everybody??

We've been oot countryside for a drive. We stopped off of course for a 'cold fizzy drink'. There was a little Pug dog in the garden where we were and it was lovely. Just as we were leaving I was chatting to the owners asking about the dog, then I asked it's name........ MONTY!! I was pmsl. Oh dear, it really did tickle me. I need a pug dog. lolol

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ninah · 11/07/2010 21:02

haha
had some of the cold fizzy stuff earlier too
have bid on the wrong tent on ebay and looks like I am going to win it what a fool

ninah · 11/07/2010 21:07

thread's being deleted thank feck
3 mins to an unsuitable tent lol

ninah · 11/07/2010 21:07

yay, saved by the bell

Monty100 · 11/07/2010 21:16

OMG Ninah, that was lucky. The wrong tent. Sounds Freudian but I don't know how. .

Wow the thread's deleted? I was just reading it a few minutes ago, but as I say I only got up to about 10am. Oh and thanks for supporting me. .

As a matter of interest, why could she not do her own ironing? That's the question I asked when I was accused of being patronising! I may have been a tad sarcastic, but I don't do patronising.

Houseboy indeed.

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lou33 · 11/07/2010 21:21

Yes i am fine (aside from a v stressful day regarding dd1)

Dp's planned late night visit failed to arrive, because it took so much effort to extricate himself,it disturbed the boys,so he only had time for a pee and a snog. We resorted to texting each other instead lol. This morning he said ds2 spent the entire night sleeping cuddled into him so he couldn't move, and every tome he tried to move ds for a bit of space he would roll right back. Ds1 spent half the night coughing too.

When they came in at 7.30 this morning dp said "worst sleep ever " fell onto the bed and slept for another three hours lol

lou33 · 11/07/2010 21:24

Dp is my houseboy.

ninah · 11/07/2010 22:41

yes glad to see he kept to his own compound lol
oh lou he does sound smashing
bad back monty no twisting movements, she has been hospitalised before
thread was started as a wind up, op was slating various posters on fb hence it being pulled
yes you have to keep your wits about you on ebay don;t you i bid 7grand for an old wardrobe once luckily I was asked for more funding details so I could stop it going through
should have been 70

Monty100 · 11/07/2010 23:18

Ninah - lol that was lucky.

Still don't get the point of the wind up on houseboy thread and Brighton spin off.

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elastamum · 12/07/2010 10:19

Hi All, Am back after a weekend of 2 parties and my date Yay!!!!

Date with traveller went well - I think?? He turned up 1/2 hour early, went out with me to walk the dogs then dinner at the pub. After which back to mine where we chatted for another couple of hours, drank some coffee as he was driving, then he gave me a kiss on the lips and a hug and went home!!

Not sure what of make of it all as in 7 hours he didnt try to make a move at all.

But he did say to call him when I got back from our hols and he would take me out for dinner and also suggested he would take me and the kids out for the day in the school holidays.

So not sure what to make of it all really. Am off on hols next week so guess I will see what happens when I get back

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