Where have all the fit, interesting and available men gone? Part 23

[Monty100]

These threads are finishing faster and faster!

As you were.

nothing wrong with ebay shopping with mont but i the royal we would like to see you out dating again

any more from thai farmer or have you gone beyond can't be bloody arsed?

a message or a summons monty?!

A wee bit of a carrot summons lol.

I think Sponge has a busy social life so it might take a few days.

because it all seems to revolve around him atm
plus the WAGy exs
but how would I know from the small amount i've heard - generalise, moi?
about time sponge found a space on that sofa, she's got it going on

I'm told he went on pof but the livestock/crops took over and he came off lol
is he a good starting point do you suppose?

any other lovely ladies down saarf?
am ruling out kdk as she won't like the age difference

Ninah - you need to start somewhere, the summer's half over.

I can't think of anyone that way. Mind you, where is Elasta???? She's oop north a wee bit but gets around I think.

ninah no he's not because if he were you'd have been out with him a long long time ago!
speaking of which, rofl...was googling farmers markets the other day and found a 'farmers dating'site
didn't look but it reminded me of him!

don't monty you make it sound like the last days of the sales
and you know what happens then
I think elasta will take more than a bit of dolmia lurrrve to impress

omg first date birth cert tooth check and hand up the uterus no thanks
well I may look in September

Ninah - the next time you take a trip to the Southbank, please let me know, I've got to see if you are real.

ninah you should have a nose for a shudder laugh,i betcha you he's on there!

just to confound you I'll text him lol
yup I'm real, would love to meet up, am in London end of school hols child free, try to get there at least quarterly
plus i've heard there is a campsite in crystal palace

nn all xxx

ooohh so you are interested in him or are you just going to dip your toe back in the muddy dating waters purely for the satisfaction of monty asbm this thread?!
nn sleep well xx

Ninah - I'm up for that . It's the last week of hols I'm in Edinburgh tho!
Did you text him??
ASBM - you are a tease lol. Have you got all dc's this w/e??

ohh i love a bit of teasing lol
yes i have the full zoo all w/e!
would have loved to have had lou's day out tomorrow esp as it's a byo picnic

Don't you just .

Yep Lou's day sounds idyllic hope the weather is good, it's gonna be showers here.

I've got nought planned of any interest.

ninah come to my bithday drinks if you are here on 27th

ugggh don't speak about the L word
it's a never ending pile isn't it?
here's hoping that al cooks you up a tasty treat for tomorrow's dinner...thank god he can cook!

ASBM - he's bought the steaks already .

Laundry, laundry everywhere, and not a stitch to wear! Lolol

How is one supposed to catch up on laundry, do the shopping, gardening, cooking (well some) and cleaning and ENJOY yourself??????? Grrrr

Something's gotta give . I keep promising myself to take the laundry to the laundrette for a service wash, but I'm such a fussy bugger I'm scared they'd ruin it. Also, by the time I'd take it there and pick it up I might as well do it myself. When I got maintenance was better off I had a girl that did 3 hours on a friday for me. It was bliss.

SCL - that would be fun. .

Morning ladies,
hope everyone had a good night?

The man from Bucks looks lovely and he's only 3 years younger than me, unfortunately I'm the wron end of the country (I'm in Edinburgh too, Monty)

Club was fun, but only 2 of us went, so we weren't as up for dancing as we are when there's a crowd of us. I love standing totty people watching anyway though.
I still prefer meeting people in the flesh more than internet dating though, I've realised that I rely far too much on body language for first impressions.

I think your DS is a similar age to mine Monty, he doesn't tend to lose clothing, but is just as casual with other things, (the last one being the lead to charge his camera). It's expensive and frustrating, isn't it?

*wrong- d'oh!