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where have all the fit,interesting and available men gone PT20

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Betty79 · 18/04/2010 18:08

Has no one beat me to it with a new thread yet?

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kdk · 21/04/2010 21:55

Damn, and the ex stole all of our wedding photos - maybe I could get him to scan one and email it to me and then put it on my profile? Could hardly make me do any worse than I do already - and might scare some of the weirder elements off!

ninah · 21/04/2010 21:56

actually I quite like cougar
grrrr

thesouthsbelle · 21/04/2010 21:56

have you been watching the show janos - couger town? it's quite funny - plus the neighbour is hot lol.

thread is v fast at the mo.

dad2chchalk · 21/04/2010 21:56

Nooo,, sm01, you're not one of those. You're just seriously cute. Alas, I don't own a suit x

ninah · 21/04/2010 21:57

kdk you shoudl photoshop ex out REALLY badly so it's obvious someone used to be there
many photos like this two, on hol with the wife and you just get him in his Hawaiians

SingleMum01 · 21/04/2010 22:00

Hey, I've just had a wink

Aw thanks, dad2, smart jacket will do x

kdk · 21/04/2010 22:01

Now I want to see sm01 - or ms seriously cute! I see romance ... let's all go and buy hats! Or are we still doing fascinators?

ninah · 21/04/2010 22:02

it must be spring
dad2c 'I don't own a suit' would be quite good on profile?
night all
sweet dreams ...

Betty79 · 21/04/2010 22:02

oooh I agree with kdk I think I see romance too

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Janos · 21/04/2010 22:03

LOL @ belle & nina

No I haven't seen it...is that the new one with Courtney Loves-Cox? (Sorry, old Kath and Kim joke there, couldn't resist )

I think its also partially to do with my ex who was into older women.

The twat.

As you were

thesouthsbelle · 21/04/2010 22:03

yup am with kdk as well.

i'll go with a hat I think - nout worse than peacocks in hairs.

ninah · 21/04/2010 22:03

sometimes I feel like Cilla, kdk
come back and tell us all about it?

dad2chchalk · 21/04/2010 22:04

Oh I've got plenty of jackets. The trousers normally get worn once, to a wedding or whatever, soaked in Guiness/Champagne/Miscellaneous other stains that show up bright blue under that light they use on CSI.....

ninah · 21/04/2010 22:05

yuck janos, I can see why now

thesouthsbelle · 21/04/2010 22:06

yeah it is quite funny - but as I say the neighbour is hot so worth an oggle of his butt as well.

SingleMum01 · 21/04/2010 22:07

Ninah - corrie???

SingleMum01 · 21/04/2010 22:07

Dad2 - jackets and jeans are fine

Seriously concerned about the 'other' stains!!

dad2chchalk · 21/04/2010 22:10

Not as concerned as I was...the best man couldn't look me in the eye the following day either. Hmmmm

SingleMum01 · 21/04/2010 22:12

Ah, but which eye - ooh I should stop it now!

SingleMum01 · 21/04/2010 22:13

OMG - someones just sent me a message complimenting me on my fresh complexion

Is anyone else here or have you all gone to bed?

thesouthsbelle · 21/04/2010 22:14

i'm here but ahem, leaving you 2 to it. lol.

also giving planner tips as well on how to make a lady feel special - wonder if he'll actually be paying attention....

dad2chchalk · 21/04/2010 22:15

It's just you and me I think. Although there's always the risk we may be watched. Kind of like a really lazy version of dogging?

SingleMum01 · 21/04/2010 22:15

Night belle

kdk · 21/04/2010 22:16

think we're all doing the mn equivalent of sneaking out quietly and trying not to bang the door on our way out!

thesouthsbelle · 21/04/2010 22:17

lol. well I say i've never been told about MN 'dogging' made me chuckle thou.

oh bit like the iceland jokes as well. but well gonna join KDK I think n let the door go b4 I fall asleep in the corner.

ho hum. mustn't contact farmer - must stay strong.

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