where have all the fit,interesting and available men gone PT20

[Betty79]

Has no one beat me to it with a new thread yet?

oh i've had a cock waved at me on webcam
was kind of
but more

Elasta - as soon as you'd written him off lol.

Am off to opticians to collect new glasses and have them fitted hopes handsome optician is on duty.

elastamum read between the lines here...it's fri and whoever else he had lined up has blown him out
i know that makes me sound such an old cynic but believe me i know all the tricks now!

ASBM!

lol @ monty
bet it's his day off!

Good point. Have told him I'm off out with the kids this weekend, and am not planning to alter my plans. To be fair he did tell me beforehand what he was up to - it just didnt compute amongst all the other stuff he told me!

ASBM - I bet it is too. Or his lunch break or whatever!

Will report back.

I'm terrible since I've had that run-in with dp.

well it is spring monty

yes i have seen a few unsolicited jimmy jostles on webcam, which is why i ended up refusing to watch or buy a cam myself

saps the lot of them

splutters coffee and phsl @ jimmy jostles..

oh god i am spending far too much time with the mechanic

i do apologise, it's one of his sayings

ASBM - it certainly is Spring and the sun it is a-shining lol.

Got there he wasn't there and I was and another guy starts serving (!) me, then he appears out of nowhere and I was and he took over from the guy that was serving me and I was . Put my new glasses on to check they fitted ok and he was 'look at me' and I was thinking 'gawd he's even more gorgeous now' . That was it tho .

He was wearing the ring again. It is a bit battered and silver but a bit too narrow to be modern iyswim. Might be his grandad's?

It brightened up my day anyway lol.

place marking until later.

nada at all from the farmer - twat. says it all really - must get my radar fixed for the whole twat thing - althou he had said I was the longest he'd spoken to someone in ages - guess he's a chancer sort?!?

texts from soldier & planner thou.

off to ogle marine's ass again so will catch up laters.

i currently look a total fool

(dying my hair, plastic bag on head to stop drips)

ohh monty nice to see some colour in your cheeks

ooo Lou is Mechanic there?

Belle - collar that Marine for a date.

KdK - Good luck for tonight!!!

Juice - hope it went well.

ha not a chance, he would be plastering pictures all over facebook if he was!

ohhh yes...had almost forgotten about kdk and her hot date

Omg yes. Good luck!

Oh did I mention that dd2 was after another hamster today and bf only hinted we would get another puppy in the summer instead!

Hi ladies

Hoping everyone is having and enjoying the good weather.

Had reply from mrnostrings saying "I could swear the words 'honest, sincere, meaningful relationship' could not be mis-interpreted as 'a no strings relationship' ..?

Please read my email in full prior to judgement "

Messaged him back to say that possibly his talking about being openminded, unconventional and free spirited independence may have given me the wrong impression but that I doubted hit and wasn't interested anyway. Prat - and ugly prat as well!

Have been on date - was okay but no spark though we did chat for ages till he realised the time and had to rush off to do the school run. He was a bit weightier than he looks in pics ... already texted me to say sorry for rushing off. May see him again if he asks but doubt will bother making arrangements that would be necessary for shagging ...

Was also seen going into pub by smug married mum from school so 'date' is all round playground, hey ho!

ooh how fantastic, you are the source of gossip for the week, well done

dont bother replying to the nobber again, any communication will having him leaking in his y fronts a bit in excitement

i am now free of grey hair, hoorah

Shame there was no spark Kdk. Sadly it's often the case, with me anyway.

Had a nice rest today and got some chores out of the way. Is it wine o'clock yet?

Waiting to see if Salesman phones and might arrange to see him over the weekend.

ohh lou...ever the straight talker
kdk let em talk they're only jealous as they're doubtlessly trapped in unhappy marriages
glad date went well,at least he was pleasant even if he didn't float yer boat

i dunno about wine o clock but you just reminded me it is beer o clock here