Where have all the fit, interesting and available men gone (pt 17)

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Has no-one beaten me to it yet?

Juicy sounding good.

WG old friend is worth seeing again.

Second not to arrange a meet up without me. Maybe down south in May.

I wish I needed one ...
the way things are going, maybe I will have to take one before going out with my next 'match' tho - hey Steve from Bedworth, you're HOT

eve just nosed at your thread
tbh i've never dated a man more than a few years older than me
and those i did were just odd for want of a better word,can't explain really but just completely out of touch with things ie music/popular culture etc
however i did have a brief fling with a guy 7 years younger than me and his prob was he could get it up but not come
in theory you'd think that would be a bigfor a woman but not with him
ohh no he just muttered he couldnt come and i was left high n dry
but he drank lots and did a bit of weed
app.his gf since has called him the greatest contraceptive going lol

ohh goddd i shudder to imagine lol
had forgotten about the weekly mugshots matches malarkey

yay asbm spot on, check out their black ash furniture and Yazoo CDs
the younger guy, does NOT sound pleasnt
I dated one of those ages ago, when we were both early 30s, he was v weird, he finished with me actually then kept writing me odd odd letters

Ah ha light bulb moment. Weed could have contributed to my recent let downs.

asbm just to remind you what you have been missing - here is my top match today .. drum roll

down to earth, loving got a lot to give out going likes to please others, i like fast cars and motorbikes, fine wines would love the woman to be herself and let me pamper them [not to much] must be tactile and tidy and willing to walk around in tthere undies or nothing[only in the house or garden] must love me for me, must be gentle with me been alone 18mths[ok a little rough] thankyou for reading this x

I'm loving the pamper - but not too much rofl

come on all you single laydeeez
I will pass him on to anyone interested - eve, south, do you walk round the house in your 'undies'?

not in the street, or tescos, mind

Yuck, no taker here. Hate in when they put tactile, makes my skin crawl, unless they are drop dead gorg and charismatic with it.

Feel a bit sick after that choc. Is it too early for bed?

god we're off again!
wine and choc are needed here I think, so what did I miss?

offer of the week, south
and there's a baldy man with a huge moustache and black beard (he says he can shave tho)

oh none for me. but i'm liking yours - bald hmmmm.

doesn't it make you despair
the third one is really hackett, no hair also but says it is brown - and definitely wants more dc!

is this steve from bedworth?
ohhh i'm hearing banjos lol
eve it's a night i'd care to forget tbh but i always assumed it was 30 pints booze related not weed related

oh god another boden type ninah?
is he wearing red trousers and a cas sailory type of rugby shirt?

no he is wearing tight shiny blue trousers and a horrible geometic patterned shirt that looks like pyjamas
hackett is scottish for plug ugly
i don't get sent the bodens, was it ks who got one? I quite fancied him lol

ahh that's a new one for me no doubt juicy will lol
how far have you set your search radius?
certain areas are huge red flags to me

oh god stay away from tight trousers!

I've just had a message on PoF from a guy saying 'be honest do you fancy me' - in interest of being honest, had to message him back saying No - other than that, nada, not even the whisper of a prospect - think I may have to leave London!

Tell a lie, had a message on OKC from a guy whose profile was so long and so convoluted I gave up trying to read through it after six paragraphs ....

Like Bedduth? lol
he was not real, the rest were
can't remember, when I first started I wanted a far away sugar daddy type
nex was v v local
Like you I am v put off by certain areas!
don't want someone right on the doorstep tho
hope juicy will, heard it from a friend who used to pss herself at the clothes chain called that

rofl i've heard all about that place
that's the prob i found with living where i am
can't do with certain accents ewww

are there areas around you that are instant turn-offs?
ninah knows what i mean as we're both midlands based!

There are probably areas of London that I wouldn't want to go - but don't think I'd automatically avoid someone if they lived there - long as they didn't want me to! More that I'm starting to think there just aren't any decent intelligent, not fugly 40s men in London that want to meet a woman with kids and in her 40s .... or it could just be me they don't want to meet!

no London's a diff ball game, you can't judge by area so much, can you
doesn't seem much difference in the available fit and interesting levels, sadly, between City and sticks

although, canning town anyone?