where have all the fit and interesting available men gone part 5!!

[aseriouslyblondemoment]

ok we're off!

send him a text saying

"omg guess what?"

when he replies asking what you say " you are a nob"

works every time

Batman!look in your inbox lol
a few hot fellas in your part of the world

lol @ Lou

yay!
Lou knows how to bring them down to earth with a...thud!
ouch!

i have used it more than once

they cannot resist their curiosity

i know they can't help themselves can they?

omg guess what can work on so many curiosity levels, and can have so any replies for it

omg youre a nob

omg you owe me money, pay me back

omg you smell

etc

Thanks for your kind words ladies, think I will give the sites a rest for a while though. It's funny how one bad episode can leave a bitter taste in one's mouth.

There is still neighbour man left though! I really must start thinking of ways of getting his attention. omg how adolescent does that sound!

honestly doll, dont take it to heart

the very first person to ever message me on a dating site asked me if i would strip for cam

i'm glad i persisted, the first one i actually met i dated for 9 months

that's encouraging Lou I must say. The nine months thing not the strip on cam lol

put a note through the door saying

omg guess what?!!

omg that's fantastic! crazy, but fantastic!

i wont put up with it

i am full of fuckofficisms

i think you should do it!

fuck it, I think I will!

Hi All

Doll - that toiletduck man sounds like a pathetic nob, tell him if he likes it up the arse, shove his toilet duck up his own, although there are probably a long queue of people lining up to do just that!

kdk - tried to post to mn earlier but the network was slow at work today, i can look up those 3 hotties on frd to see when they last logged in, not sure if it displays anything different for me.

Everyone else - hope you're all ok

write something like

"omg guess what?!!!"

"call/text 07 blah blah blah for the answer "

oh lol at Holly
and yes Lou is the queen of fuckoffiscms for sure
i need to toughen up pronto lol

Kdk -sent you an email

never mind you need to toughen up asbm, words fail me!

I need some lessons from you guys.

Wander over see how this thread is going.

You lot terrify me.

lol @holly!

Lou, I just wish I could be as brave as that!

oooh it will soon be 9pm time for me to turn into the ultimate pervanator when my boyfriend Jack Bauer is on sky1

Holly - not got your mail yet ...

dp you have to with some of them lol